Results

1.	being attacked and killed by obese midge	................... 18.80%
2.	being dropped into a pit that took two d	............. 12.82%
3.	being strapped to a bed with aliens usin	............ 11.11%
4.	being molested by Michael Jackson until	............ 11.11%
5.	being placed in a cage full of hungry ti	.......... 9.40%
6.	to be dropped and left in a huge pit of	........ 7.69%
7.	sliding down an endless slide of razor b	........ 7.69%
8.	drowning in your own mucus	...... 5.13%
9.	being burnt over and over by cigarettes	..... 4.27%
10.	being put in a pitch dark room with Jeff	.... 3.42%