| 1. | Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. |
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| 2. | Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes |
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| 3. | Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! |
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| 4. | Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish! |
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| 4. | Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. |
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| 4. | Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT. |
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| 4. | Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. |
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| 4. | Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. |
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| 4. | Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. |
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| 4. | Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. |
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