Results

1.	YM so fat, she went on a diet and KFC went out of business	.................. 17.50%
2.	YM so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal	.......... 10.00%
3.	YM so ugly, they slapped the wrong side	........ 7.50%
4.	YM so fat, when she broke the rocord for fattest person, the guiness book of records expanded 3857327498372 pages	........ 7.50%
5.	YM so fat, she plays hopscotch with the states	..... 5.00%
6.	YMso heavy, when she jumped, they had to make a new measurement	... 2.50%
7.	YM momma so dirty, they dye bowling balls in her bathwater	... 2.50%
8.	YM so stinky, a skunk went uneasy on her	... 2.50%
8.	YM so stupid, her IQ is -50	0.00%
8.	MY so heavy, she stepped on a scale, and it broke	0.00%