Results

1.	Shoot him with an UZI	................................. 32.35%
2.	Cut off his goolies and feed them to him	................ 15.69%
3.	Rip that f***king towel off his head and shit on him	.......... 9.80%
4.	Feed him to a pride of hungry lions	....... 6.86%
5.	Make him watch Dallas for 10 years, then kill him	....... 6.86%
6.	Cut off his stupid beard and then cut his throat	...... 5.88%
7.	Whack him over the head with a spade	..... 4.90%
8.	Rip off his head and p*** down his neck	.... 3.92%
9.	Push him out of a plane with no parachute	.... 3.92%
9.	Knife him in the back,severing the spinal cord	0.00%