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Anyone of those could easily beat you. But Sharapova would absolutely destroy you. tiwelo, most of these girls could destroy sharapova! She's one of the weakest on the list AnonymousJul 12 2011 4:10pm I think they should beat you up! I want front row seats! "In this corner... thin lanky frame and flabby chest" AND in this corner! Any of these celebrities" YEEEE! HAAAA! Any of these celebrities? Yes!Jul 12 2011 10:55pm Thin? I'm 190 pounds idiot! I'd destroy all these women at once along with you *sshole! AnonymousJul 13 2011 8:24am Jk???????? AnonymousJul 13 2011 8:24am I'm confused what the hell's going on here? AnonymousJul 13 2011 8:25am I'll tell u what's goin on ur all turnin gay AnonymousJul 13 2011 8:26am I believe anonymous 1 thought "Any of these celebrities? Yes!" was directed at his earlier comment. rodzodJul 13 2011 10:30am Oh now I get thnx rodzod AnonymousJul 14 2011 3:06pm DATE 2011-12-31 DATE 2011-12-31Dec 31 2011 4:51pm you forgot beyonce AnonymousApr 28 2012 12:44am you forgot beyonce AnonymousApr 28 2012 12:44am BEYONCE IS A GOOD CHOICE. LOOK AT HOW THICK AND MUSCULAR HER LEGS ARE. SHE COULD EASILY CRUSH SOMEONE WITH A BODYSCISSORS.AND SHE WOULD KEEP ON CRUSHING YOU,NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEGGED AND CRIED FOR HER TO STOP.SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A MEAN STREAK IN HER,AND WOULD SHOW NO MERCY. WATCH HER ON STAGE. THE ENERGY AND STAMINA. SHE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE. SHE WOULD BE A BEAST. YOU WOULD BE TERRIFIED AS SHE PUNISHED YOU,AND YOU'D BE CRYING FOR HER TO STOP. LEONARDMay 24 2014 10:50am Beyonce is a great choice.ive seen her in concert and id love to be scissored between those heavenly strong legs,as long as shes wearing one of her hardly there little dresses,and no i wouldnt be crying out for her to stop.love to see her fight celine dion,reckon celine is tougher denMay 26 2014 10:28am HERE'S A REAL HEAVYWEIGHT BATTLE. SERENA WILLIAMS VS BROOKE HOGAN. BOTH ARE ALMOST 6 FT. TALL AND ALMOST 200 LBS. BROOKE COMES FROM A WRESTLING FAMILY, SO I'M GUESSING SHE KNOWS SOME HOLDS. BUT SERENA IS JUST SO POWERFUL AND IN INCREDIBLE SHAPE. BOTH WOMAN HAVE MASSIVE,MUSCULAR LEGS. WOULDN'T WANT TO BE SCISSORED BY EITHER ONE. THEY COULD BREAK YOUR RIBS AND HURT YOU BAD. IT WOULD BE EXCITING TO BE SCISSORED BY BEYONCE FOR A FEW SECONDS. BUT IF YOU CAN'T BREATHE AND FEEL LIKE YOUR RIBS ARE GONNA BE CRUSHED, I THINK ANYONE WOULD BE CRYING FOR HER TO STOP. SHE COULD BE DANGEROUS. LEONARDMay 26 2014 12:03pm Fancy brooke to win that one.both women have very powerful shoulders and arms too,and i reckon theyd set to punching each others lights out till serena was down then finish off on the ground where brookes fine strong legs would wring the life out of her. denMay 26 2014 8:10pm Ashanti would destroy Beyonce.Ashanti has much stronger,more muscular legs.She's a former track runner.She's also much more street tough and battle hardened than the diva-like princess Beyonce.And to answer this likelike question,Ashanti would beat the crap out of most men.Just too powerful and tough.Those legs would the average guy.Look at how thick they are.Ashanti is QUEEN!!! EdMay 31 2014 5:43am Youve gotta be jokin.ashanti is all show,she aint no tough girl.beyonce would have no trouble takin her down.ok if you want her to fight then shes against a white chick,and white chicks almost always bury them black girls.its her vs jennifer aniston or celine dion.you choose anonJun 01 2014 3:16pm Ashanti is so much thicker and stronger than aniston and dion.Check out pictures of her arms and legs.All muscle,especially her legs.Like i said,she did track and field when she was younger.Don't get me wrong,Jen or Celine would be hell to fight.They're both in incredible shape.But i can't then surviving long being crushed between Ashanti's massive legs. EdJun 01 2014 3:57pm Agreed theyre meaty old pins those,but her midsection is not nearly as developed as the very toned and hard bodied celine,so she wouldnt be able to finish her with a scissor hold,whereas celine would pile the pressure on ashantis softer stomach muscles and take her.also i cant see ashanti getting celine under control long enough to place her in that position.celine is definitely a fist fighter,fast and dangerous, and she would knock her into next week anonJun 02 2014 2:01am ASHANTI IS THICK AND STRONG,NO DOUBT.BUT SHE'S NOT STREET TOUGH AT ALL.SERENA WILLIAMS IS FROM THE STREETS(SOUTH-CENTRAL LA).SHE'S MUCH BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN ASHANTI AS WELL.SERENA DESTROYS HER.COMPLETELY ANNIALATES PRETTY LITTLE ASHANTI.AND SERENA WOULD BEAT BEYONCE EVEN WORSE.SERENA'S A MACHINE.NOBODY'S BEATING HER. LEONARDJun 03 2014 2:26pm Agreewith your estimation.ashanti is just an image,plus shes a fair bit overweight.serena is a born fighter and hugely strong.shed tie beyonce in knots.the only tennis chick who could possibly take her down is mary pierce.be a great black vs white fight anonJun 04 2014 3:24am Whod come off worse in a fight between venus and serena? anonJun 04 2014 4:37am VENUS IS VERY ATHLETIC,TALL AND IN TERRIFIC SHAPE.BUT SERENA'S JUST TOO POWERFUL.SHE'S ALL MUSCLE.I DON'T KNOW IF ANY WOMEN COULD OVERPOWER SERENA. LEONARDJun 04 2014 2:17pm Id much prefer venus to win,but reckon your right.what a thrilling scrap though! Perfect arena fight.two huge powerful females taking chunks out of each other.theyd fight with their fists till neither is able to stand,then go to the ground for a grinding,animal trial of strength and fury ending with serena on venus,powerful hands at her throat.do you think pierce could take either of them? anonJun 06 2014 7:02am I THINK MARY PIERCE WOULD BEAT VENUS IN A TOUGH FIGHT,BUT NOT SERENA.JUST JUST TOO POWERFUL.BUT IT'D BE A TERRIFIC MATCH-UP. LEONARDJun 06 2014 2:11pm Find me a woman that could take serena in a straight up fight anonJun 06 2014 3:36pm THE WOMEN I COULD SEE BEATING SERENA ARE PRO FIGHTERS SUCH AS RHONDA ROUSEY,CRIS CYBORG OR ANN WOLFE.I CAN SEE ANY OTHER FEMALE ATHLETE OE CELEBRITY OVERCOMING SERENA.SHE'S SO FIT,MUSCULAR AND POWERFUL.AND SHE'S GOT THAT KILLER INSTINCT. LEONARDJun 07 2014 4:04am Glad you rate pierce as highly as i do.again i agree! Venus would get the worst of a confrontation with her im pretty sure,but she wouldnt go down easy.serena vs mary would be one helluva girlfight,both very powerful and heavily muscled,again probably mostly a fist fight.could go either way,but probably the heavier serena would do the most damage.its a battle that has me licking my lips though.one woman that stands a chance of kicking serenas ass would be rosi sexton,but we have to look to mma fighters to find someone up to handling her.generally with girlfights i dont like to put a trained fighter against an untrained opponent as to my mind thats not a fair go,but serena is way out of most females league.rosie loves to fight and if she got the advantage on s shed whup her good. What white tennis girl could trash mary pierce,and why realanonymousJun 07 2014 4:08am Was writing that before your reply came on! As you see i was going in the same direction. Rhonda rousey is lovely,reckon shed wreck her.how bout some more match ups of non m a trained women? realanonJun 07 2014 4:13am MARY PIERCE I A BIG STRONG GIRL.I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY WHITE TENNIS GIRLS WHO COULD TAKE HER. MARIA SHARAPOVA AND DOMINIKA CIBULKOVA ARE IN GREAT SHAPE,BUT PIERCE IS TOO STRONG FOR EITHER ONE.PLUS,MARIA AND DOMINIKA SEEM SO SWEET.I CAN'T PICTURE THEM BEING MEAN ENOUGH TO DESTROY ANOTHER WOMEN.WHITE TENNIS CHAMPION=MARY PIERCE. LEONARDJun 07 2014 5:05am Whos your top celeb female? anonJun 07 2014 5:25am One poss challenger for pierce would be annabel croft the ex british tennis girl.when she gave up tennis she got into bodybuilding and once saw her in a fitness competition on tv during which she took part in a wrestling match vs a black sportswoman anonJun 07 2014 5:32am MY FAVORITE FEMALE CELEBRITIES ARE #1-JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT. #2= LACEY CHABERT. BOTH DOWN TO EARTH,LITTLE AND EXTREMELY CUTE.THAT'S THE WINNING COMBINATION FOR ME. LEONARDJun 08 2014 2:06pm Like hewitt.sexy andmostly leg.chabert ok but should have been beat up in mean girls,but love the cheerleader outfits,but her rival was sexier.neither are fighters though?what gets you about those two?you obviously love girlfights, like me.explain. anonJun 08 2014 2:32pm Who would you like them to take on in a tooth and nail girlfight?what do you want them to wear for their showdown.i love bear legged in very short dresses.lots to see! anonJun 08 2014 3:09pm LIKE I SAID,JENNIFER AND LACEY ARE CUTE AND DOWN TO EARTH.THE KIND OF GIRLS I'D FALL IN LOVE WITH.I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE THEM IN A FIGHT WITH ANYBODY,BECAUSE I WOULD HATE TO SEE EITHER ONE GET HURT.TOO CUTE AND SWEET.TOUGH FIGHTING GIRLS ARE GREAT AND REALLY EXCITING,BUT NOT EXACTLY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL.TOO VOLATILE AND CRAZY.BE ARGUING WITH THEM HALF THE TIME. LEONARDJun 08 2014 4:17pm What if Jennifer and Lacey took on the male? I don't imagine they'd be in much danger of being hurt... WilliamJun 08 2014 6:47pm SORRY,GUYS.BUT JENNIFER AND LACEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM GIRLS.I HOLD THEM IN VERY SPECIAL ESTEEM.I CAN'T EVEN PICTURE THEM FIGHTING ANYONE,AND WOULD NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT ANYWAYS.THEY'RE GOOD GIRLS,GIRL-NEXT-DOOR SWEETHEARTS. LEONARDJun 09 2014 3:52pm Jennifer hewitt vs avril levene.cage fight to the finish.girl next door goody goody against punky miniskirter.same size and weight.lock em in and let em go! Avril would rip the little princess apart with her teeth.reckon she could take both those spoiled brats at once anonJun 10 2014 5:15am THE FIRST TIME I POSTED HERE,I SAID BEYONCE WOULD CRUSH MOST MEN BETWEEN HER LEGS.WELL I JUST WATCH A FEW OF HER VIDEOS,AND I'M MORE CONVINCED THAN EVER.THOSE THICK JUICEY LEGS ARE INTIMIDATING.I CAN'T IMAGINE THE HORROR OF GETTING THAT BETWEEN THEM,AS SHE CRUSHES YOU WITHOUT MERCY.HER STAMINA AND ENERGY ARE UNMATCHED.BEYONCE WOULD BE AN ANIMAL. LEONARDJun 22 2014 10:50am Ex spice girl melanie chisholm the best fighter because mel.c a judo black belt OioiJul 05 2014 5:12pm BUT COULD MELANIE BEAT A BIG,STRONG AGGRESSIVE GIRL BEYONCE? LEONARDJul 06 2014 8:12am WITH HER STRENGH AND INCREDIBLE STAMINA,BEYONCE WOULD BE A TOTAL BEAST,AN ANIMAL. LEONARDJul 06 2014 11:49am Mel c would give a good account of herself,once shes lost her temper,then shed lay into beyonce hard with her fists.beyonces legs are very strong indeed and if she trapped mel between them shed be in trouble,but as long as she keeps out of that trap and works away at beyonce with fists andknees,not getting into a close up wrestling fight but picking away at her,slamming her knuckles into her face,concentrating on closing her eyes up so she cant tell whats coming next,and then on her stomach to take the wind out of her.that way shed take beyonce anonJul 08 2014 4:14am Beyonce would beat up mel c.its not just her legs that are strong,i think both of these women are mostly stand up fist fighters and b has meaty strong arms too,and if she hit you youd know about it! Both women have great bodies and are very fit,but beyonce would be too tough to put down nickJul 18 2014 2:49am Melanie chisholm would knockout beyonce or submit beyonce ex spice girl mel.c beat the policewoman judo champion a 6 feet 2 tall lady at judo OooooJul 18 2014 7:10am Would love to watch mel beat up beyonce.mel is hot nickJul 19 2014 1:32am BEYONCE'S STAMINA AND MASSIVE,MUSCULAR LEGS WOULD OVERWELM AND CRUSH MEL B.BEYONCE IS THE QUEEN. LEONARD.Jul 20 2014 6:46am Celine dion would beat beyonce,her long slim hard legs are way hotter and stronger than hers.beyonce is tending to fat now shes older and would be too slow to react.celine would punch the wind out of her big soft belly and then lay into her till shes down nickJul 21 2014 6:17am Celines waiting,wearing her very shortest little dress ,to take on all comers.who reckons their top girl can defeat and shame leggy celine in an all out girl slugfest.celine,queen of girlfighters,will humble any of your soft bitches! nickJul 21 2014 7:42am SORRY NICK.NO WAY CELINE DION IS BEATING BEYONCE.BEYONCE IS THICKER,STRONGER,HAS MORE STAMINA AND IS ABOUT 12 YEARS YOUNGER.CELINE IS A TOUGH WOMAN,FOR SURE.BUT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF BEYONCE'S ARMS AND LEGS.THOSE MASSIVE LEGS WOULD CRUSH DION INTO A PAINFUL SUBMISSION.LIKE I SAID,BEYONCE IS QUEEN!! LEONARDJul 22 2014 12:02pm Beyonce is heavy and strong i agree,celine would be in trouble if b got her trapped between those legs,but celine wouldnt allow that to happen,shed sink her sharp teeth deep into any available part of beyonces anatomy ,tear into her face and breasts with her long nails.beyonce has large tits and they would make easy targets for the much flatter breasted celine.her hard fists would knock the stuffing out of overstuffed beyonce,taming her and thrashing the big female nickJul 23 2014 8:39am Melanie chisholm would knockout beyonce AnonymousJul 23 2014 9:30am Mel.c is judo expert black belt 3.dan AnonymousJul 23 2014 9:33am Melanie would be scared to fight celine.she knows shed get the milk knocked outta her. nickJul 23 2014 4:59pm Mel.c the best melanie chisholm judo black belt mel.c would beat all the ladies on here JUDO EXPERT MELANIE CHISHOLM AnonymousJul 25 2014 12:17am JUDO EXPERT MELANIE CHISHOLM AnonymousJul 25 2014 12:20am Mel c is a good technical fighter,but judo wont set her up for taking on queen girlfighter celine.if they close and go to ground she will be in trouble taking celines hard fists to her head.celines gorgeous legs will trap her and she will finish her with her teeth.mel vs celine would be a long and very nasty battle ,difficult for either of us to watch nickJul 26 2014 3:18am THE BEAUTIFUL,LUSCIOUS BEYONCE OVERPOWERS AND CRUSHES MEL B. SHE'S YOUNGER,STRONGER,TOUGHER AND HAS UNMATCHED STAMINA.SHE'S A BEAST. CELINE WOULD BE TOUGHER,BUT BEYONCE WOULD OUTLAST HER IN THE END. TOO STRONG AND FEROCIOUS. BEYONCE IS THE ULTIMATE QUEEN!!!! LEONARDJul 26 2014 12:01pm Wouldnt you just love to pit beyonce against celine in an anything goes straight up fight! Both fine women,beyonce much heavier and very fit,celine much faster,taller but lighter and older,but i suspect the more violent of the two.itd take a team of strong men to pull those two apart! If beyonce gets her legs round celine i agree shes done.if celine can topple beyonce and set to punching her out,shed be in trouble.great fight whoever wins nickJul 30 2014 3:57am I AGREE THAT IN A PUNCHOUT,CELINE WOULD PROBABLY WIN.BEYONCE WOULD HAVE TO WRESTLE HER ON THE GROUND,AND USE HER ENORMOUS LOWER BODY STRENGH TO OVER POWER CELINE.THOSE LEGS WOULD BE LIKE A VICE AROUND SOMEBODY'S MID-SECTION.BEYONCE COULD CRUSH THE LIFE OUT OF ANYONE,AND DO SERIOUS DAMAGE. LEONARDJul 30 2014 10:10am Yes but celine would be only too aware of the consequences of getting trapped between those hugely strong legs.its not like beyonce hides them away is it! Shes as famous for her tiny dresses as celine is,and they will have checked each other out like females do.shed avoid them like her life depended on it,which it would! God id love to get between them,but not in a fight .shes a real lioness,but id love to see the lioness and the tigress fight,and i really dont know whod win. nickJul 31 2014 4:01pm ALRIGHT,HERE'S ONE FOR YOU TO ANALYZE. ASHANTI VS SAMMI SWEETHEART FROM JERSEY SHORE.BOTH ARE FORMER ATHLETES.ASHANTI IN TRACK+FIELD,SAMMI IN SOCCER.BOTH ARE IN AWESOME SHAPE WITH STRONG ARMS AND THICK MUSCULAR LEGS.ASHANTI IS ABOUT 5 YEARS OLDER.THIS WOULD BE A VERY TIUGH VIOLENT BATTLE.IN YOUR OPINION,WHO WINS? NICK,HOW DO YOU SEE THIS PLAYING OUT? LEONARDAug 02 2014 8:07am Yxvkw1 Muchos Gracias for your post.Thanks Again. Cool. SGnoKvoyYqFCAug 04 2014 4:21am Well ive been looking them both up for pics,and sammi is gorgeous.theres a lovely one of her in a tshirt and red rara skirt smoking hot.ashanti has one of her in a short red and gold dress with a split up the middle,v hot.theyd fight in those.ashanti is older and thicker,but they are similar in build and height.something tells me sammi is stronger than ashanti.Although ashanti has heavier legs, looking at sammis in that short skirt,theres more muscle.both have equally good arms and would be equal in an armwrestling match.in a fight between them it would come down to which one is the most determined,and theyd be a long time settling the matter! If and when sammi traps ashanti between her legs shell have her,until that time theyll use fists,knees and claws to damage each otherand itll be a long and bloody battle.id put my money on sammi.you? nickAug 04 2014 8:11am How about a fight(which there should have been)between the much older victoria grayston and her enemy emily van kamp from series 'revenge'.whod have taken who? Those two really needed to go at it. anonAug 04 2014 9:58am VIhsmD Im thankful for the blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Will read on... qLvRbzryCsBYmkxzAug 05 2014 5:47am Should have been! The whole thing was about this simmering hatred between them.victoria must have been twice emilys age,but she looks a hard bitch.sadly pretty emily did some sort of martial art,so she would have beaten victoria too easily! nickAug 06 2014 7:03am AFTER MUCH THOUGHT,I GIVE SAMMI A SLIGHT EDGE OVER ASHANTI.SHE'S YOUNGER,TALLER,FITTER AND MAYBE STRONGER.PLUS,SHE KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT.I SAW HER FIGHT A GIRL ON "JERSEY SHORE".AND SAMMI KNEW HOW TO PUNCH.ASHANTI IS VERY THICK,BUT I DON'T KNOW IF SHE CAN FIGHT.SAMMI WOULD EITHER WRAP THOSE MUSCULER LEGS AROUND ASHANTI'S HEAD AND KNOCK HER OUT.OR SHE WOULD PUNCH AND BEAT HER INTO A CRYING,BLOODY MESS.IT WOULDN'T BE PRETTY.I WOULD FEEL BAD FOR ASHANTI,BECAUSE SHE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GIRL.BUT SAMMI BEATS HER BRUTALLY. LEONARDAug 06 2014 7:45pm Wish id seen her fight,but shes a fine strong woman and shed take ashanti apart nickAug 07 2014 3:14pm My leggy celine and mel c are forever snapping at each other on various blogs.i think celine would beat up mel,and mels guy reckons mel would win.inevitably they will fight.how do you think that will go? nickAug 11 2014 7:44pm Leonard.its obvious you fancy beyonce to be your top celeb girlfighter,and im crazy for celine d.big strong powerful beyonce and very fit,tall slim and downright nasty celine.mel c always runs from a fight,that leaves our two as the top two celeb females.i really long to pit my miss miniskirt against tough sexy beyonce in an all out female war of the worlds, and finally decide whos the better woman.write about twenty or thirty lines each blog,describing the fight till theyre done.my leggy celine is waiting in the arena.... nickAug 23 2014 5:09am Nick,i think Celine vs Beyonce would be about as tough and brutal a fight that could be made between celebities. I'll leave aside my feelings about my girlfighter Beyonce,and give my best,unbiased prediction.Beyonce=5'7" 135 lbs. 32 years old. Celine=5'8" 120 lbs. 46 years old.Both wearing the shortest,tightest miniskirts. They stare at each other with hatred as Celine grabs Beyonce by the hair,and punches her repeatedly in the face.These are hard,rabid-fire blows,and Beyonce is hurt.She's already bleeding slightly from the mouth,as Celine laughs and taunts her."Come on,glamour girl.Come on,bitch!!" Celine then grabs Beyonce's hair with both hands,and pulls her head down.She then rams her knee several times into Beyonce's face.Blood is now pouring from Beyonce's face.She's bleding from her mouth,her broken nose and from a cut above her eye.Celine then slugs her with a wicked right cross,and Beyonce falls to the ground in a heap.Beyonce's face covered in blood as she's crying uncontrolably."You're not so pretty now,are you,princess?" Celine mocks Beyonce.Celine,at her sadistic best,shows what a cruel bitch she really is.She starts kicking Beyonce and stomping on her legs and stomach.Celine straddles Beyonce and starts punching her very hard in the face.Beyonce,scared and desperate,scrathes Celine across the face and swings her leg up to knock Dion off her. She then start screaming in anger and punches Celine several times in the stomach,hurting her for the first time.Beyonce,seeing her chance,then wraps her huge,muscular legs around Celine toned mid-section.She starts squeezing as hard as she can. Celine,in great pain,tries to punch craw her way out.But she's getting weaker and having a hard time breathing as Beyonce pours on the power.She crushing Dion."Come on,you old bitch.Who's the queen B now?" Beyonce taunts her.The queen B is sqeezing so hard that Celine starts to cough up blood.Her body is being crushed,and one of her ribs cracks.Celine is sceaming in pain for Beyonce to stop.She finally gives up.But to Celine's credit,she never cries.Proving she really is one tough bitch.Beyonce then gets ups and puts her foot across Dion's throat."I'm the Queen,you old bitch".Both women spend time in the hospital.Celine for internal organ damage and a broken rib.Beyonce for a broken nose,bruises on her face and stitches in her mouth,on her lip and over her eye.A bloody brutal battle for the ages.By the two toughest,strongest meanest bitches in the music world. LEONARDAug 23 2014 9:57am Great fight! If our two magnificent animals were to fight each other in the arena it would be mayhem wouldnt it.beyonce is the only female celeb that i would be nervous of challenging,as i appreciate her fighting abilities and strength,but at the same time its a battle that needs to happen.itd make a fortune on pay to view wouldnt it.two gorgeous creatures in tiny miniskirts beating hell out of each other on the sand...... Beyonce enters the arena,striding across the sand,and the crowd go wild as they catch sight of her,dressed as she is in a short denim skirt,with only a sports bra on top,showing off her powerfulbody and fine breasts.from the opposite side enters her opponent,slimmer and somewhat older,with unusually long hard looking legs set off by a tiny hipster skirt,bare midriff and matching black gym top,hardly swelled by small boyish tits.the two women face each other in the center as the announcements are made,never taking their eyes from each other.celines hands are curled into claws at her sides,whilst beyonces fists are bunched for action.the crowd are silent,waiting.the signal is given,and the two females circle slowly awaiting an opening.beyonce puts her fists up in a boxing stance,challenging celine to come and slug it out.celine takes the bait,and with a sneer,approaches,fists at the ready.they spar and feint,getting the measure of each other.the older woman has a longer reach and jabs a right into beyonces head,surprising her opponent and putting her momentarily off her guard,she is able to follow up with a vicious series of uppercuts to the face, bursting the big womans nose like an over ripe peach and closing one eye.a maddened beyonce throws wild punches to try and ward her off and, regaining the initiative,smashes heavy fists into celines hard stomach,doubling her up,following up with a flurry of fists to the head and face,knocking two bloody teeth to the sand.celine staggers back then launches herself at her enemy,and not even trying to fend off beyonces flying fists she lays into her,mostly in the gut and breasts.sensing a weakening in her midsection,she goes all out to take the breath from the big woman,grabbing fistfulls of her long thick hair and bringing up her bony knee again and again into her stomach.both women now have their hands buried deep in each others hair,their knees and feet slamming intoeach others gorgeous legs,they swing each other around.its my guess that beyonce is desperate to take the fight to ground,being slower but probably stronger,particularly in the legs,and celine would be best not getting into that situation.celine lets go one hand and punches beyonce hard,mashing her lips into her teeth in a spray of blood,but beyonce gets her leg behind celines and going at her like a maddened bull ,takes the older woman to the sand...... To be continued. nickAug 25 2014 7:07am As celine falls to the ground she brings her knees up and buries one knee in her heavier opponents crotch as she falls onto her.beyonce howls with pain and rolls to the side ,rolling herself into a ball as the older woman scrambles after her.both women are covered in sweat and blood,faces contorted by hatred and pain as they hook up again.as celine tries to mount beyonce,beyonces fingers find her long slim kneck,grinding into her windpipe.celine grabs for beyonces throat and the two hellcats go all out to throttle the life out of each other,their long bare legs scrabbling for purchase in the soft sand.celines eyes are nearly popping and the heavier female seems to be getting the better of her,slowly she forces her beneath her bringing all her weight to bear on celines throat.in a desperate attempt to get her foe to let go,celine attacks beyonces eyes with her claws,poking and ripping till the bigger woman is forced to use her hands to protect herself.the two sweat soaked women roll apart and stagger to their feet,celine gasping for air and vomiting on the sand,beyonce desperately trying to clear her vision,wiping away blood and sweat.the two big cats face off again.i dont know what theyre saying to each other,but i doubt its nice,and theyre off,fists flying,and celinegrabs beyonces hair,pulls her head right down and brings her knee up to meet it three times.theres a sickening crack and beyonce is in trouble bad.celine is after her,sensing the kill,punching and kicking the stricken woman to the ground,mounting her and punching her till she loses consciousness. A terrific and courageous battle between two great female warriors,this time my miss miniskirt is the victor,but the two women are yet to settle their rivalry once and for all. nickAug 25 2014 10:32am Hope you enjoyed the fight.we are never going to let our women lose,either of us! For now well have to accept equal ranking,but celine and beyonce wont take that easily.i reckon theyll be at each others throats again before long! nickAug 25 2014 11:56am Amazing girlfight! Those two strong sexy women are so well matched. Beyonce has been kinda a name no one has mentioned elsewhere on the site as possible top girl,but i think many of us have had her in mind.shes got stamina,shes strong and fit and has great legs! Nicks miss miniskirt did well to stay away from them! If they fought that would be where celine could be defeated AnonymousAug 26 2014 4:10am Thanks anon.leonard is a good adversary,and as passionate about his fighter as i am about celine.weve debated the pros and cons of our two women a couple of times and neither of us have accepted wed lose,so i admit to being a little nervous of challenging beyonce in a straight up girlfight.ive always said though that celine wouldnt let herself get caught up by beyonces very strong legs as the results are plain from leonards blog.also i think b is much more of a slugger,with heavy arms and shoulders than he gives her credit for. nickAug 26 2014 8:40am Great battle you predicted between Celine and Beyonce, Nick.It would be brutal and bloody no matter who won.Believe me,I could certainly see Celine beating Beyonce,and vice versa.It's that close.Both women are tough strong,ferocious and mean bitches.I can't imagine Celine or Beyonce taking on one of these prissy,barbie doll celebs.That would be a brutal,cruel annialation.Those kind of girls would be crying 30 seconds after our fighter girls attacked them. LEONARDAug 31 2014 7:50am It isnt easy to find a decent opponent thats for sure,and its not much good having a girlfighter without any fights! I do find it exciting to imagine my favourite taking on a tough opponent.on another thread gentlemanjim has challenged my leggy celine to fight his nicki minaj.if youve got the time look her up and tell me what you think.is there any celeb youd be wary of putting beyonce against? nickSep 01 2014 8:13am I don't think you anything to worry about.Your girl Celine would destroy Nicki.Beat her little ass into the ground.Celine is bigger,stronger,fitter and meaner.A true tough-as-nails bitch.The only famous person i wouldn't put Beyonce in with is Serena Williams.Serena is so big and strong with incredible stamina.She's a total beast.I think my girl Beyonce might get get hurt badly.But i'd put her in with anybody else. LEONARDSep 01 2014 11:33am Melanie chisholm arm wrestling and judo girl UuuuuuuuOct 05 2014 4:24am Melanie chisholm balck belt judo UuuuuuuuOct 05 2014 4:28am You said earlier that melanie would beat beyonce and all the celeb ladies on here.you reckon shes the top fighter girl,well my leggy queen girlfighter celine dion challenges her to fight her in the cage.lets see if her judo can save her from a savage beating at the hands of my sexy fighter girl.theres nowhere to hide.my miss miniskirt will find your cowardly melanie whereaver she hides and shame her until she faces her. nickOct 06 2014 2:53am Microskirted celine will make melanie eat her black belt when she gets her in that cage.ugly mel too weak and scared to face my miss miniskirt.leggy celine the better woman. nickOct 07 2014 5:45am Finally the two bitter rivals will face each other.our two warrior women will fight on thread about pamela anderson. nickOct 11 2014 6:26am Nick mel.c the best melanie chisholm The only black belt UuuuuuuOct 11 2014 7:03am Mel.,c knock celine spark out UuuuOct 11 2014 7:09am MEL.C JUDOKA UuuuuuOct 11 2014 7:13am Mel.c judo sensei UuuuOct 11 2014 7:15am MEL.C JUDO EXPERT UuuOct 11 2014 7:16am Mel.c judo black belt UuuuuOct 11 2014 7:17am MELANIE CHISHOLM JUDO EXPERT UuuuuOct 11 2014 7:18am Mel.c judo black belt UuuuOct 11 2014 7:20am Mel.c the judo expert UuuuuOct 11 2014 7:21am MEL.C JUDO EXPERT UuuuOct 11 2014 7:24am Mel.c beat a 6feet 2 policewoman at judo mel.c armbar juji gatame UuuuuOct 11 2014 7:29am Leggy celine dion publicly challenges your judo girl melanie to fight her in the cage.no rules.no ref.tko wins.if you reckon your woman can take my miss miniskirt,then they cyber fight on thread about pamela anderson.if your woman backs out of the fight,then my microskirted fightergirl is top girl.leggy celine will take your melanie down and humble her before she punches her senseless. nickOct 12 2014 8:33am Come and get it,mel c.fightergirl celine will break you nickOct 12 2014 8:38am No room for two top girls on likelike.they fight.loser leaves the site.leggy celine to mel c.Come fight me bitch...... nickOct 12 2014 10:00am Mel.c brakes celine dion jaw OooooOct 25 2014 7:23pm MEL.C JUDO BLACK BELT 3.DAN OooooOct 26 2014 1:05am Melanie chisholm judoka OoooOct 26 2014 1:06am Come fight your melanie against my miss miniskirt.write four lines of action each till one of our women takes the other.cage fight on pamela anderson thread.my leggy celine will beat up your judo girl nickOct 28 2014 4:33am Leggy celine dion top female nickOct 28 2014 4:41am My miss miniskirt takes horse face melanie apart and very publicly humiliates her pathetic little no 1 fan.leggy celine kicks both losers off likelike. Boo hoo nickOct 31 2014 6:44am Having defeated melanie,uhere is only one celeb standing in leggy celines way.the unsettled matter between her and the other top girl,beyonce.neither leonard,nor i would accept our favouriteswould lose at the hands of the other,so we let them both be top in an amicable arrangement.time to take the gloves off and let our women settle things.leggy celine challenges beyonce to fight to the finish nickDec 22 2014 2:13am Well leonard,how about it?catfight deathmatch between our two fine warrior women.you know we both need our favourite to be undisputed queen girlfighter. nickDec 23 2014 3:00am If you dont want your favourite to be publicly humiliated and destroyed by my sexy fightergirl,bring her out and well set them at each other till its decided between them,nhb no limits cyber deathmatch.my leggy celine awaits,wearing just a sports bra and briefs and her shortest,flirtiest hipster miniskirt.miss miniskirt will whup your big black bitch nickDec 31 2014 8:20am Att; Anon. Back on June 10th, you asked who I thought would win a fight between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Avril Lavigne. I didn't want to answer the question then,but now I will.No contest.Any time you have a cute,sweet girl-next-door vs a mean,tough punker, go with the mean bad-girl.Avril would beat Jen to a pulp. She be punching, kicking and stomping without mercy.Avril is a violent little bitch, and Jennifer would be crying and begging the little bitch to stop, to no avail. This is hard for me to imagine because Jen is my celebrity crush.And I would never want her to get beat up and hurt.But,truth be told,that vicious little bitch would destroy her. LEONARDJan 24 2015 1:02pm Agree leonard,jennifer would get her ass kicked bad.nice to hear from you.i hope you will fight your favourite beyonces corner against my celine.cyber fight,take turns,till the matter is settled.my leggy celine will take your favourite down onceand for all nickJan 25 2015 2:56pm Just as a sweetner leonard,my miss miniskirt goes after your two little princesses,jennifer and lacey.finding them both alone in their dressingroom at the studio,she decides she will force leonards hand and make him send his warrior beyonce after her,by beating up his two little fancies.she walks in,locking the door behind her.she throws the key out of the window and crosses to where the shocked girls are sitting and doing their makeup.grabbing jennifer by the hair,she picks up her powder compact and throws the contents in her face,blinding her.swinging the girl by her hair she buries her fist in her nose,then slams her pretty face into the mirror,breaking the glass.lacey kicks celine in the leg from behind.celine stops her attack on jen and turns on little lacey.so you want to play do you girl? She hisses ,putting her fists up.lacey takes a swing at her,barely connecting and celine hits her hard in the breadbasket,taking the wind out of her,and then she goes in after it,close and personal,hitting the youngster hard again and again in the midriff and in her small tits,until she brings the girls head down and her own knee up ,twice ,burying it with relish in the girls pretty little face.lacey staggers back,blood dripping from her mouth and nose.leggy celine backs off,wiping her bloody hands on her little skirt.want any more girls? She laughs cruelly.come on,try me.take this message to your friend beyonce.tell her shes mine.if shes got the guts shell come and get me,otherwise ill come for her,and im going to hurt her bad before i finish her. nickJan 26 2015 5:06am As much as I would hate to see it happen, your girl Celine would beat my girls Lacey and Jennifer to a bloody pulp. Celine is way too big,strong and mean for two nice,sweet girls like them.Celine,unlike Jen and Lacey,is a tough-as-nails bitch.I gave you an account of a fight between Avril and Jennifer.Give me your best blow-by-blow account of a fight between Avril and Lacey. Once again,a sweet girl-next-door vs a men hard-core bitch. LEONARDJan 27 2015 11:30am Leonard,happy to do that.im certain avril would so want to fight sickly sweet lacey if they met.in return lets settle whos top girl between our two warrior women,celine and beyonce.i understand your reluctance to pit your fine female against mine in a final showdown,but you know it has to be settled. Ill write about avril and lacey now.later ill start the battle between our two favourites.we each write a part of the action in sequence finishing with yt ( your turn).each continuing whenever its convenient. nickJan 28 2015 4:32am Lacey chabert is enjoying a c*cktail at her favourite club.her and a friend are in the vip area,when in comes avril levene,with a boyfriend.avril as ever looks every inch the punky popstar, in leather vest top and risky little denim skirt,with doc marten boots and short stripey socks.lacey is a very conservative girlnextdoor type and makes a sniffy comment about her clothes to her friend.unfortunately for her,the guy hears her and tells avril.avril gives lacey the finger,laughing,but shooting her a mean stare.chabert stares back,just a little too long.just long enough to be taken as a challenge.in girlfight etiquette the two are heading towards conflict fast.lacey has had maybe three or four drinks,but shes not used to it,and its making her reckless.she turns to her friend and they continue their conversation,and avril and the guy sit at the bar and order.avril is on a tall stool,and her skirt has ridden up way high.the guy and her have their hands all over each other.lacey and her friend are laughing,when avril gets up and walks over.you got something to say,bitch?,she spits in laceys face.lacey is rather drunk and tells her to get lost.avril replies,make me.unused to being talked to like that,lacey stands up.second mistake.shes a little taller than her rival,and her quite large breasts make her appear bigger than she is.she s not dressed to fight,wearing a modest knee length,and very tight black dress,which will certainly restrict her movement,but shes never fought another female before,and the alcohol has fired her temper.the two little felines are nose to nose,red faced and angry.avril invites her to settle things in the rest room,one on one.and she agrees.as lacey follows her into the powder room,avril turns and punches her in the belly.caught off guard lacey is badly winded.unexpectedly,avril backs away,giving lacey a short time to recover.then,raising her fists,she says right,lets getit on.an angry and breathless chabert puts up her fists,and the two girls square off.lacey swings a punch at avrils head,but avril ducks back and as it goes wide,slams her hard knuckles under chaberts breast,and into her upper ribcage.lacey makes a grab for avrils blonde hair,draggng her head down,and both girls knee and kick at each other,spinning and swearing,barging against the walls.lacey is having trouble,hampered as she is by her long tight dress,avril having no such disadvantages,eventually trips her foe to the ground,and throws herself on her.what follows isnt pretty.lacey puts up a spirited defence,her long pampered nails clawing tramlines into avrils face and kneck,but this is home territory for punker avril,and her fists hit their soft targets again and again,beating lacey half senseless,before rolling off her,getting to her feet and before leaving her,kicking her hard several times with her heavy boots. nickJan 28 2015 6:21am Leonard, see image: http://www.newsgab.com/showthread.php/61983-Celine-Dion-short-pink-dress for leggy celine as she will be for her battle with your beyonce.please give description of your fighter,as it will help to visualize the action. The fight will take place in a natural ampitheater in the mohave desert,surrounded by high sand dunes.the valley floor is sand.only the very richest girlfight fans from around the world will be present,having paid a fortune for the privilege of watching two of the hottest and toughest celebrity females on the planet,as they fight each other to the finish,no rules,no interference,no escape. In a tent near the arena,celines trainer talks tactics as he massages oils into her skin,lingering lovingly over her famously long and deceptively powerful legs.it is only minutes after sunrise,but already beads of sweat run down her back and between her small breasts.he helps her into her short pink dress,pulling it over her shoulders,and she leaves the tent and walks the hundred or so yards to the sandy hollow that makes up the arena,amidst deafening applause and whistling........yt nickJan 28 2015 7:46am Thanks for your opinion of the Avril vs Lacey fight.I agree,Avril would be too tough and mean for good-girl Lacey.A mean bitch will always beat a good girl.I checked out the pictures of Celine you mentioned.Damn! She looks good!Incredible body.Thin,but all muscle.No fat at all.Tough looking woman.When I predicted a battle between our girls in August,I let my feelings foe Beyonce influence my judgement.This time,I'm going to be totally unbiased.I'm going to be busy for awhile,so I'll give you my whole prediction about the fight now.Celine is taller,Beyonce is heavier.Beyonce also is about 12 years younger.Celine will be in her short,tight pink dress that you like.Beyonce would have on her shortest,tightest black miniskirt.Both are black stiletto heels.They square off,and Beyonce starts talking trash."You think some of me,you ugly old bitch?I'm the queen b around here". Celine slaps her very hard across the face,and Beyonce staggers back as her eyes water up with tears."f*ck you",says Celine,"I'm gonna give you the worst beating of your life,you stuck-up diva bitch!". Beyonce charges and tackles Dion.She punches Celine in head several times.Beyonce uses her thick body to pin Celine down and swing away.Celine then grabs Bey by the hair,and violently yanks her off her.Bey sreams in pain,but Celine is furios now. She holds Beyonce by the hair and punches her repeatedly to the face.These are very hard punches,and Beyonce starts bleeding fron the nose and mouth.Beyonce is badly hurt and looks scared,as she knows she has a wild animal attacking her.Celine kicks Beyonce hard between the legs,and she falls to her knees.Dion then grabs her by the hair and knees her several times in the face.Bey is now covered in blood.Her nose is smashed,and shes bleeding from the mouth and eyelids.Bey is crying now and terrified.She knows her only chance is to crush Celine between her massive,muscular legs.She wrestles Celine to the ground and traps her in a body scissor.Celine is in terrible pain as Bey sqeezes away with all her enormous strengh.desperate,Celine reaches and scatches Beyonce's bloody face.Bey screams in pain and releases the hold.Celine then goes wild,kicking and stomping Beyonce to a pulp.Celine grab her and punches her so hard in the face that Bey is almost knocked out.Unable to defend herself,Bey is a bloody,sobbing mess.Celine goes for the kill.She wraps her lefs around Bey's neck,and squeezes until Bey's face turns purple."You think you're the only one with strong legs?f*ck you,you f*cking spoiled bitch. Beyonce passes out from the enormous pressure of Dion's legs powerful legs.Celine is declred the winner as she screams in triumph.Celine puts her foot on Bey's chest,flexes her muscles and spits on her hated rival."There's only one queen bitch around here" declares Celine.Beyonce is covered in blood.As she starts to wake up,she realizes what happened.The pain and humiliation is too much to bear,and she starts balling her eyes out. OK,Nick. There you have it. After much thought,and looking at pictures of Celine,I really think she would be too tough and mean for a diva like Beyonce.Celine really is a tough as nails bitch.Congrats,your fighter won.Celine is queen!!!! LEONARDJan 28 2015 4:57pm Wow,wasnt expecting you to give up your sexy favourite without forcing you at gunpoint! Mind you once youve looked leggy celine over in one of her tiny little dresses youre hooked! Those are some legs.anyone you think might take her? nickJan 29 2015 4:44am It wasn't easy to go against Beyonce,but I had to be honest and unbiased.Beyonce is much more of a pampered diva.Celine is a battle-hardened bitch who is meaner and fitter than Bey.She's 46 and all muscle.No body fat.Like we both agree with Avril vs Jen + Lacey.Always go with the meaner,tougher women.A true bitch will almost always destroy a nice girl.It was hard for me to picture my girls (Jen + Lacey) getting beaten into bloody,crying messes.Many people like to see girl-next-door type get beaten and punished.But it's hard for me to think about.To answer your question,I don't see any singers or actresses beating your girl Celine.She's just too strong,tough and mean.It would take a pro athlete to have a chance.I won't include pro boxers and mma fighters,because they're trained fighters.The only women I can think of is Serena Williams.With her size,strengh and stamina,she would be an absolute beast!Since she grew up in South-Central,LA,we know she's tough and battle-hardened.She would an animal,who would overpower just about anybody. LeonardJan 29 2015 11:56am One more point.I mentioned above how so many people like to see cute,girl-next-door types get beaten up and punished by men,tough bitches.Why is that? LeonardJan 30 2015 4:05am Would be interesting to come up with a girlnextdoor type of similar weight and size who could give avril a beating,and teach the little bitch some manners! I agree on the subject of celine.i love to fight her against all comers,but no one,save beyonce in their previous encounter,has come near to taking her down.beyonces heavy build and fitness has always been a worry,but if they really were to fight,i do reckon the slim but fitness obsessed celine would win in a very nasty and close battle.where to find a decent opponent? People are always saying serena is ugly,but i love her.as a .leg man what more could you ask! If you like her,look up daily mail uk.tv showbiz serena williams very short dress.shes wearing a purple and black striped dress,not for tennis this time,and she looks amazing.serena would beat poo out of leggy celine though,im afraid,although if anyone put up serena as a challenge for celine on here,i couldnt resist the opportunity! nickJan 30 2015 4:21am I've always thought Serena was beautlful.I don't know why guys think she's ugly.Her pretty face,her amazing body..DAMN!!! But what is your theory as to why so many people like to see good girls beaten by bad girls? LeonardJan 30 2015 4:41am Well,speaking for myself,bad girls are sexy.theyre tough,unafraid,and you just know theyre great in bed! Serena is a perfect example.good girls are scaredycat soppy and pretty.good girls dont fight either.give me a girl who wears her skirts way too short and doesnt care what people think,and one thats up for a scrap if necessary.far more exciting.recently found those photos of serena,so hot!! Her legs are to die for.reckon shes the absolute top girl.never gonna be a woman who can take that bitch in a fight,just like theres not a white woman that could take celine. nickJan 30 2015 7:40am Whod you think would win in a fight between white bad girl avril levene and black bad girl rihanna,both similar size? AnonymousJan 30 2015 8:43am First Nick.You're theory about good vs bad girls makes a lot of sense.Bad girls are a turn-on to be around because they're usually half-naked, and very promiscuous.No doudt.The only other theory I've heard is people resent good girls because they are pampered and prissy.So many people enjoy seeing them get beaten and punished. Now Anonymous.Interesting matchup: Avril vs Rihanna.Rihanna is much bigger at 5'8" + 125 lbs. Avril is only 5'0" + 95 lbs. But I don't know if Rihanna can fight.And we all know Avril can really fight.Avril is a true bitch,and it would take a true bitch to beat her.I don't know if Rihanna's a bitch or not.She seems very nice.I know she got beatened badly by Chris Brown,but he"s a guy.On the other hand,Avril said years ago in an interview that she's beaten up guys before.I got to go with Avril here.She would attack Rihanna like a wild animal and viciously beat her to a bloody pulp.The violent little bitch would rain punches and kicks down on a terrified Rihanna.And Avril would stomp her pretty ass into the ground with her heavy black boots.Rihanna has long,strong legs,but she'd never get to use them.The tiny little bitch is victorious again.Rihanna is a bloody,crying,beaten mess.That's the thing about Avril.She's so tiny and weak looking.But she's makes up for it by being vicious,tough and sadistic.And most of all,by being a bigger BITCH than most girls!!! LEONARDJan 31 2015 10:56am Didnt know rihanna was that tall.id like to think avril would whup her too! Avril is a hot babe,and her little skirts make me go crosseyed! Id love to see her square up to the much older kylie minogue,or toyah,both similar in size to her,but much older.i love the young vs old aspect in a girlfight.id enjoy putting celine in against someone tough but half her age.another opponent for avril would be taylor momsen.watched serena vs sharapova,australian open final at weekend.serena is something else,even her breasts look like solid muscle.those two dont like each other at all.maria looked stunning in a very short outfit.just wished shed jump the net and theyd fight! nickFeb 01 2015 1:42pm Taylor momsen vs avril levene.both bad girls.both dyed blondes,both favour heavy black eye makeup,black outfits and equally short skirts.both very slim.taylor is five inches taller but avril is a nastier chick altogether,so theyre a fair match i think.be a good test for avril.do you think avril will take taylor? Be hellish sexy scrap either way nickFeb 01 2015 3:51pm I agree that avril would beat up rihanna.riri although a bit of a bad girl ,is a bit of a pampered pooch and no match for attack dog avril.taylor against avril would be very different i think.momsen is like a taller version of avril.hate to see either of them take a beating.taylors maybe not quite as much the bitch as avril,but shes taller.we are talking two real little hellcats here and the makings of catball heaven! A true bitchfight.not sure whod win.one of you going to describe what would happen? AnonymousFeb 02 2015 3:35am I don't know anything about Taylor.I'll do some research and then make a prediction on Taylor vs Avril. LEONARDFeb 02 2015 8:40am My take on taylor vs avril.if you like a bit of girl/girl trash talking and quality bitching those two wouldnt disappoint you.theyre both going to think the other is copying their look,and i dont know who is right! If they came face to face theyd pretty much have to fight.taylor would be confident she could whup avril,and shed really disrespect her,calling her a midget and such,and trying to take her confidence,but avril is very sure of her self.straightway theyd both read that look in each others eyes that says theyre up against another true bitch female,and theres no walking away for either of them.two bitch females cannot be in the same room without one publicly acknowledging the others superiority ,or otherwise they engage in a battle of words and put downs.if there is still no clear winner there will definitely be a fight.. i dont see either of these backing down,do you? The smaller avril will attack first,using the element of surprise she will probably headbutt taylor in the face.when tays hands fly to her face in a natural reaction,avril will follow up with an uppercut to the stomach to wind her and then shell either cut loose and lay into her whereaver she can,in which case she will have the taller girl,or taylor will come back at her and they will punch,kick and knee each other in a wild battle until they end up threshing over and over on the ground,settling matters in true bitch style.that might favour taylor.whatever it would be a nasty fight,and i think taylor might well be the victor. nickFeb 04 2015 7:18am Www.entertaainmentwise.com.biker chick taylor for photo nickFeb 04 2015 7:33am These girls all seem like good fighters, never expected it from Celine but she's crazy strong. What would happen if Lacey, Jen, Beyonce, Avril or Taylor took on the wimpy sounding male rodzod? I'd assume he'd win on the virtue of being bigger than any of the girls. AnonymousFeb 04 2015 5:42pm OK,guys.I'm going give my prediction on an Avril vs Taylor fight.And I'll respond to ANONYMOUS question about RODZOD competing against the girls. 1)RODZOD vs the girls. RODZOD would destroy Lacey and Jennifer.These girls are not fighters. They're sweet girl-next-door types.So 2 easy victories for RODZOD.Beyonce vs RODZOD would be a massacre.Beyonce is so strong and has unmatched stamina.She would toy with him,and end it any time she pleased.Bey would nearly knock him ot with a head scissors,and only ease up at the little last second.Then she would put him out of his misery with a brutal bodyscissors.Beyonce would crush his mid-section with the stronger,most lethal legs in show business.RODZOD would have to scream and cry for Bey to show any mercy,which she wouldn't.Bey would laugh as she continued to crush him.No contest at all.Taylor would be a good test for RODZOD.They are both tall and thin.But taylor's in much better shape,and would eventually wear him down and make him submit to a grapevine.Finally,Avril.The smallest foe,but the meanest one.And the biggest bitch.RODZOD would have the edge at times because of his big size advantage.But whenever Avril felt she was losing control,she would kick or knee him in the balls.Or just grab his balls and squeeze as hard as she can.That would bring him to his knees.Avril is on record saying she has kicked and kneed guys in the nuts before.Once RODZOD was in a weaked position,the ferocious little bitch would go wild.The punches,kicks and stomps would rain down on him and beat him to bloody pulp.RODZOD would cry and beg for the beating to stop.The little bitch kicks his ass! 2) avril vs Taylor.I did some research on Taylor.She's 5'8" 120 lbs. 21 years old.And she works out a lot at the gym.She's in very good shape.Avril would facing a bigger,younger version of herself.The long blond hair,heavy eye make-up,slutty little outfits.I don't think Taylor's as big a bitch as Avril,but she looks like she is a bitch for sure.They clash violently,with fist flying everywhere.With her huge height and reach advantage,Taylor gets the better of a stunned Avril.Right away,Avril realizes she not fighting a sweet little goody-two-shoes like Jen or Lacey.She's in with a real fighter this time.Taylor lands more punches as Avril's face starts to swell up and she appears hurt.Taylor kicks her in the stomach with her heavy boot,ans avril goes down in agony.Taylor stats really kicking and stompimg on Avril's tiny body,all the while taunting the little punker.Taylor then gets on top of the weakened Avril and starts to violently choke her.For the first time in a fight,Avril is scared and desperate.She starts screaming and swinging her arms wildly.She pokes Taylor in the eyes and scratches her pretty face.The choking stops as Taylor is blinded for the moment.Avril gets on top of Taylor and starts punching her viciously in the face.Avril is screaming and cursing as she beats Taylor's face bloody with a non-stop,violent assault.Taylor is balling her eyes out as she gives up.Avril smashes her face at least 10 more times and then spits on Taylor.The sadistic,tiny little bitch wins again!!!! LeonardFeb 08 2015 8:57am I agree with you leonard.avril would meet her match in taylor.did you look up taylor in images? The girl is so like avril and seriously smoking hot,yes? Thought you might transfer your affections to taylor.how sexy would a scrap between those two be! Good fight you predicted,and maybe our little bitch girl could take her,but it would be close and very very nasty.i think the attack on taylors eyes is probably an accurate prediction,as avril is the most vicious of the two females.taylor would think herself the easy victor,and might well be caught out by crazy little bitch avril.would hate to watch long legged tay taken down,youd have to agree shes gorgeous,but miniskirted avril wins a real corker of a bitchfight.come on leonard,find an opponent that will give our sexy little bitch a fair and desperate fight.must be a leggy little miniskirter of course! Whod you reckon could put the girl down and teach her some manners! nickFeb 08 2015 2:06pm By the way still dying for a young challenger for my ultimate crush,leggy celine.love the old cougar to take on a young fit bitch female and tough it out.any suggestions? nickFeb 08 2015 2:18pm I looked at several pictures of Taylor.You're right.She's hot looking,and very sexy.I like her look.Like I said,it would be a very,very close fight that could go either way.I think the meaner,more violent bitch wins.And that's Avril.Just barely.I'll try to think of someone,in Avril's size range,who could give the little bitch the beating she deserves. LeonardFeb 08 2015 2:20pm I think your right on Rodzod, bey, Tay, and av would kick his ass, but I think Jen may take him too she's kicked ass in movies before. Olympic gymnast mckayla marooney may be a good match for Avril, give her the Not impressed smirk then break her between her legs AnonymousFeb 08 2015 2:30pm Hey,great to talk to you leonard! Both like the same stuff! Love thinking about avril fighting.shes sooo hot! nickFeb 08 2015 2:31pm Ill look up mikayla.id want sexy avril to win though! nickFeb 08 2015 2:34pm I love little Avril.Her spunky attitude,her skimpy little outfits..etc.She's so tiny and cute. LEONARDFeb 08 2015 2:35pm Cmon anon and leonard,need an oppment for top bitch celine boys! nickFeb 08 2015 2:37pm Yeah,exactly leonard,but mostly the skimpy outfits! nickFeb 08 2015 2:39pm Hey guys,how about the two little bitches,avril and taylor,go after leggy celine,two on one.total legfest! nickFeb 08 2015 2:47pm Leonard,if youre still around,one thing really intrigues me.why did you give up your fighter beyonce? You obviously had a passion for her,as i have for celine.you knew i was unsure of which of our females would be the victor,and considered bey as a real danger.your woman was heavier,and undeniably powerful,and among celebs a true warrior.i would never let my celine lose without a fight.i really thought your woman might defeat leggy celine nickFeb 08 2015 3:27pm Just had to be honest,and unbiased.I think Celine is a little meaner,tougher and more real.Beyonce's become too much of a diva.She's gotten a little soft,whereas Celine still has that ferociousness. LEONARDFeb 08 2015 4:07pm Ok,I have the girl who could beat little Avril.Olympic gymast Alicia Sacramone.5'1"-115 lbs.- 27 years old.In great shape,strong little body and she can punch very hard.Saw her ko a guy twice her size on youtube a few years ago.She has the edge in strengh,stamina and punching power over Avril.Avril's only edge is speed and she's a much bigger bitch.Avril would attack wildly,because she is fearless.She connect on Alicia several times,but can't really hurt her.Alicia punches her hard in the stomach,dropping Avril to her knees.Sacramone then knees her in the face,causing her nose to shatter.Avril falls flat on her back,her face covered in blood.Alicia quickly wraps her very muscular legs around Avril's tiny mid-section,and starts squeezing with all her might.Avril is screaming and crying from the pain,as her petite little body is being crushed."I give up!" Avril screams over and over.Alicia smiles and lets go."It's not over yet,you skanky little bitch!", Alicia yells at Avril.Avril is in terrible agony,but Alicia wants to punish her for being such a bitch! She pulls Avril up by the hair.Avril can't even stand,as Alicia holds her up."Say goodnight,bitch!"she says as she nails Avril with a brutal right cross.Avril was out before she hit the ground,knocked out.Alice says "f*ck you,bitch",and walks away proudly.Avril is out cold,her face covered in blood and tears.The violent,sadistic little bitch is finally given a taste of her own medicine.Lacey,Jennifer,Taylor and Rihanna can celebrate.They little bitch is finally destroyed!!!! LEONARDFeb 08 2015 4:52pm Alicia is stronger and her little body is hard and well muscled.our little hottie would be really up against it if you were to lock those two in a room together.however i believe in our little bitch girl and reckon shed take the knocks and prove herself a difficult adversary for sacramone.alicia is fit and strong,but no bitchfighter.our girl is.shed throw herself on alice,and alice would panic.shed mess the little skank up for certain,but shed take some serious punishment in return,hair ripped out and her face would be clawed to shreds for sure.i just dont think the sweet little gymnast would have the nastiness in her to fight like that.our little miniskirter has no limits when she fights. nickFeb 09 2015 2:36am By the way leonard,appreciate your honesty in the matter of bey vs celine,and i agree with you,bey is maybe just a bit too spoilt and divaish to get stuck into a real bitchfight,whereas celine wouldnt hesitate.as always were assuming they are put in a kill or be killed scenario nickFeb 09 2015 2:59am Avril would do some damage against Alicia,for sure.But I just think the gymnast is too strong for our little girl.Stronger,better stamina,much hard puncher,just too much.Somebody had to teach the little brat a painful lesson,and Alicia was the girl to do it.It's hard to see Avril getting destroyed like that,because deep down I love the c*cky little squirt. Even though my celeb crushes are goody-two-shoes Jennifer and Lacey,there's something about Avril that I love.Deep down,most guys love fiesty little bitches like Avril.She may be a serious BITCH,but millions of men love her.The slutty look,the promiscuous attitude.What's not to love? Bad girls are exciting! LeonardFeb 09 2015 6:44am I love that slutty look.being a leg man shes seriously tasty! Taylor as well.hate to watch either of them defeated.almost as bad as watching queen slut celine get a kicking! What do you think to britney spears? I was looking at a couple of photos of her earlier.shes a tough one i reckon,and very leggy.shes thought of quite highly on a lot of catfight sites.she could give my miss miniskirt a hard time i reckon. nickFeb 09 2015 8:07am Britey is beautiful,with great legs.Goggle- britney spears smurf 2 premiere.Her legs are incredible in this short skin-tight blue dress.She's in good,has strong legs and can get wild when she wants.She'd probably be a good fighter.Don't know if she could take our cute little Avril or not.Would be a rough,vicious fight. LeonardFeb 09 2015 11:33am All thistalk about Avril fighting makes me appreciate her that much more.Think about it.She's 5'0" 90-100 lbs. No muscle,not very strong.And yet I think she could beat up so many women who are bigger than her.Heck,she could beat up some guys as well. Littlt Avril just has that fighting skill and a fearless attitude.The fact that she's so mean and such a bitch is her greatest weapon in a fight. She's such a ferocious little girl. I call her a bitch a lot, but I mean it as a compliment.It means she's so tough and bold.Ilove the little squirt! LEONARDFeb 09 2015 1:43pm Looked up britney.great shape! Also googled britney spears shortest skirt,wow you wouldnt believe some of the images.there are some of her in a black dress,with a dark wig on,youve just got to look at them! Definitely the shortest dress by far ive ever seen and great legs.beats my beloved celine by several inches.shes 5'4" and quite well built.make a great fighter.in a scrap with our avril id bet on her.shes 33 and definitely a bitch.id love to put leggy celine in against her.think brit could tame her? How do you think itd go?might write that up,also vs our ferocious little terrier avril.i imagine brit vs celine being a bloody and bruising fist fight,whereas avril and her would most likely rip chunks out of each other on the ground nickFeb 10 2015 3:32am Been giving it a lot of very pleasurable thought,and came up with what seems to me to be a red hot matchup which has all the elements i love in a good girlfight,especially because the outcome is very difficult to predict.our little terrier avril joining forces with the very similar taylor.the two sexy little punkers go after queen girlfighter celine..two young hotties,both dressed in identical very short black skirts and tight little leather vest tops with heavy doc marten boots decide to lure the much older miss miniskirt to a secluded place where the two little vixens will give her no choice but to take them on in a three way fight.leggy celine is strong and fit,but slim and well over twice their ages.shes all bitch,especially when cornered,but so are our punkers.shes a good fist fighter,but so is avril,and celine would kill either on their own,but i dont know how she would protect herself with both going at her at once.its not at all fair,but i love to fight her against really strong and difficult opponentsto see what happens! Itll be a bit like bear baiting,with two fearless little terriers harrying and attacking the bigger,stronger animal.if one of the youngsters manages to injure celine theyll be on her.reckon her best hope is to go after the toughest opponent,avril, and,trying to ignore whatever taylor does to her,concentrate just on putting her out of the game any way she can.then she can deal with taylor.be pleased to hear your prediction nickFeb 12 2015 5:56am I'll have a prediction for this fight,plus Avril vs Britney,tomorrow. LEONARDFeb 13 2015 3:12am Celine vs Avril+Taylor. Two young,fearless bad-girls vs the toughest most fit bitch in the music world. Avril an d Celine glare at each other. They are beyond doubt the 2 meanest bitches around,and the contempt is obvious.Celine is wearing her ultra tight,short pink min-skirt and heels.Avril a d Taylor are both in their shortest,tightest mini-skirts as well.And they are wearing their matching heavy black boots.The girls charge at Celine and go for her legs.They manage to tackle her.Taylor hold Celine's legs while avril stadles her and starts punching her in the face.Dion does her best to block the blows,but with her legs held still by Taylor,she can't move much.Avril pounds Celine hard with rapid fire punches as her mouth starts to bleed.Celine grabs Avril by the hair and violently yanks the little punker off her. Avril screams in pain,as Celine tries to get Taylor off her legs.Dion sits up,and grabs Taylor's blond hair.She then nails her with a vicious right cross,causing Taylor to let her legs go.Celine gets up and starts kicking Avril hard with her stiletto heels.As she stomps the tiny bitch,Taylor charges Celine.Dion is ready for her,and gives pretty Taylor a brutal elbow to the face,smashing her nose.Taylor falls to the floor as the blood starts to stream down her young face.Celine then picks Avril up and starts chocking the life out of her.Taylor pulls Celine by the hair to save Avril.Celine then turns to Taylor as Avril drops to the floor,gasping for breath.Taylor then scrathes Celine's face and strikes her with 3 quick punches.Avril then dives at Celine's legs from behind,tackling her.The 2 much younger girls see their opening,and seize it.Avril jumps on Dion's back and pulls her head in a chokehold.Taylor then starts stomping her relentlessly with her heavy boots.Celine can't escape,as Avril is pulling her head pack with all her might,and Taylor is kicking and stomping her to a pulp."Tap out,you old bitch!" Avril screams at Celine.dion finally taps and the two young girls jump up and hug each other.As tough as Celine is,2 young,tough,violent bitches are just too much to overcome. I'll be back in a little while with Avril vs Britney. LeonardFeb 14 2015 7:18am Good fight leonard! Dont like seeing my sexy favourite get a kicking,especially from someone younger,but at least theyre miniskirt girls,and very hot at that! Takes some of the pain away.always going to be risky a two on one.ill write up my take m the fight later.ever since looking up images of britney ive developed quite a crush,as well as an appreciation of the woman.shes got just amazing legs,and that black dress is phenomenal.i think she could give avril a battering! nickFeb 14 2015 8:17am Have read your excellent account of the scrap several times now,and it could well happen that way.its true that in a femfight, females always tend to attack their rivals most attractive features,going generally for the face,hair,breasts or legs.the two young punkers would naturally concentrate their efforts on celines famous legs,by far her most attractive feature.they certainly did some serious damage there.the only thing i thought was that celine would never tap out,theyd have to put the bitch out!reckon she will get avril for that one day nickFeb 14 2015 9:29am Ps will write my account tomorrow or mon,when i have more time.great to chat to another real girlfight fan,cheers nickFeb 14 2015 9:33am It was tough to picture CEline losing.I agree she would defeat either Avril or Taylor in one vs one match-ups.But those 2 tough badass bitches together might be too much even for the queen bitch herself.Celine is still queen in one on one fights. LeonardFeb 14 2015 12:43pm Avril vs Britney. Total contrast in styles,personalities and bodies. Avril= 5'0" 95 lbs. Britney= 5'5" 125 lbs. Avril=30 yrs. Britney=33 yrs. This is a true grudge match.The bad blood has been simmering since 2002.Back then Avril was known as the anti-Britney,because of her bad girl punker style and in-your-face attitude.Avril went out of her way to trash blond,then-goody-2-shoes Spears whenever she could.Lavigne claimed her music was real life,and Britney was bubble gum pop.She resented that Britnet used T&A to sell her music.All these years later,Avril is still steamed,and wants to get her hands on Spears,who she still considers prissy and girly.Britney also remembers Avril's insults,and wants to shut the bratty little bitch up for good. Avril is in her usual fighting gear.Tight black tank-top,very short black mini-skirt,and her black boots. Britney,in an attempt to infuriate Avril wears her little school-girl outfit from her old videos.The same outfit that Avril hated so much in 2002.Before the fight starts,Britney bends over in front of Avril,exposing her beautiful ass in her tight white panties."still jealous of me,little girl?" Britney asks as she smiles at Lavigne.Spears adds,"you're such a pathetic little skank". Avril is now burning up with rage and charges pretty Britney.But the bigger blond is ready,and catches Avril with a vicious kick to the stomach.Avril,who has one of the tiniest mid-sections around,has the wind knocked out of her as she falls to her knees.Britney then kicks her in the side of th head,sending her spawling to the floor.Badly hurt,little Avril tries to regroup,but Brit is right on her. Spears drops several hard knees into Avril mid-section,causing her to yell in agony.Britney then picks Avril up and applies a brutal bearhug.Britney is squeezing with all her power as Avril is gasping for breath.The pain awful,as Avril fears Britney may break her ribs."Give up,skank!"Britney yells at Avril.But the little punkster isn't finished yet.In a move of desperation,she headbutts Britney square in face.Britney releases the hold.Avril falls to the floor and grab her little ribs to make sure none are broken.Britney,dazed and bleeding from the headbutt,jumps on top of her smaller foe.Spears stats punching Avril very hard in the face.Avril's face is soon a bloody mess as Britney is pummelling her.Britney is really enjoying punishing Avril for all her crude insults from years ago.Spears decides to put the little bitch out of her misery.Britney,who has very fit,strong legs,puts Avril in a head scissors and starts choking her out.Avril,covered in bloodbadly hurt and scared,tries to escape.Desperate,she sinks are teeth into Britey's milky white thigh.Avril,who's known for having very sharp teeth,won't let go until Britney releases the hold,which she soon does.Britney scream in horrific pain as Avril smiles with Britney's blood on her teeth.The dangerous little bitch then pounces on Britney,scrathing her face and neck.Avril pulls Spears hair so violently that she pulls a clump right out.Britney is horrified as Avril goes crazy and starts beating her fists and kicks with her hard boots.Avril,who still resents Britney's sexy image,tears Britney's little schoolgirl skirtright off her.Then,to realy humiliate Britney,she grabs her little white panties and gives her a monster wedgie.This is Avril at her most dangerous and violent.Consumed by her long hatred of Spears,the tiny bitch stomps the pretty blond 30-40 times.Britney is black-and blue all over her body.See can barely move,as she lays on the floor crying and screaming for help.Finally,people jump in and pull Avril off the defeated and destoyed.This is the most vicious Avril has ever been,and the most violent beating she's ever handed out.Her personal hatred turned the little badass bitch into more of an animal than ever.The tiny bitch wins again!!!!! LeonardFeb 14 2015 2:01pm I forgot one detail of the avril vs Britney fight.After the battle is over,Avril breaks free from the people trying to restrain her.She runs over and pulls the sobbing Spears up by her pigtails.(Britney wore pigtails as part of her little schoolgirl look).Avril holds her by the pitails like they're handlebars,as she stands before Britney,who's on her knees and helpless.Before anyone can grab Avril,the sadistic little bitch knees Britney as hard as she can in the face,shattering her nose.As the tiny terror is finally restrained,the pretty schoolgirl crumbles to floor.Britney is bleeding badly and crying uncontrolably. LeonardFeb 15 2015 4:16am Boyyom line,Britney isn't mean and isn't a bitch.And we know Avril is.Unlike Avril,Britney just doesn't have that killer instinct.Avril,when desrerate,will bite a chunk out of someone's leg or pull their hair out.She has no mercy towards anyone.That's what makes a great fighter. LeonardFeb 15 2015 6:15am Certainly went for britney.loved that schoolgirl outfit,with the pigtails! Another vicious scrap,very hot.did you look up brit in that sensational black dress,pheeew! Whos going to tame our sexy little punker? She likes to hurt,and she has no limits nickFeb 15 2015 12:04pm Alicia Sacramone tamed her good.Because she's a pro athlete who can punch like a man.But other than her,I can't think of anyone Avril size range who can kick her violent little ass. LEONARDFeb 15 2015 12:14pm I've several pictures of Britney in a very short,tight black dress.She is so smoking hot!! LeonardFeb 15 2015 12:16pm Shame to see her get trashed! Obviously im going to give my account of the two punkers attack on top girl celine.reckon to write it tomorrow morning,but ill set the scene.look up celine dion too short skirt,and click on images.scroll down till you come to a photo with 'tough momma'written on it! Thats what shes wearing when they meet up.avril lures celine to a big unoccupied house that shes borrowed the keys to from the realtor.little avril has said some nasty things about celine being over the hill of late,and when avril phones her and suggests a meet,celine is only too happy to agree.when the time arrives,celine gets out of her limmo,and sends her driver home.she walks through the gates and round to the walled garden a the rear.her long,oiled legs shine in the moonlight,beneath an exceedingly short off the shoulder pink and silver dress.she has just reached the middle of the lawn when avril steps out from behind some bushes.dressed in a tiny black hipster skirt,with bared stomach and tight boob tube,she sashays towards the older woman.leggy celine says'im going to break you into little pieces skank' avril replies'your too old bitch'. From behind someon says,'hey,mutton dressed as lamb !' Celine turns to see taylor behind her. Now she sees whats happening,too late.the two youngsters circle her,insulting and goading her.she says come on whos got the guts to come and get me? You you midget bitch,or the prettier one? She keeps her eye on avril,knowing the crazy little bitch will be the first to attack,but the punkers have a game plan.the taller taylor makes for a rugby tackle on celines legs.celine tries to kick her off,but by now avril is at her.... nickFeb 15 2015 1:10pm Sounds like a great fight,Nick.Looking foward to the rest tomorrow. LEONARDFeb 15 2015 1:26pm Bound to be a bloody affair! Glad you enjoyed it so far nFeb 15 2015 1:30pm Avril throws herself at the much taller female,both hands sinking into celines luxuriant hair and swinging from it,feet off the ground,in an attempt to help taylor take the woman down to the grass.celine is bent double,the pain in her head almost unbearable,but determined not to be forced down by the two vixens.taylor meanwhile,arms wound round celines lower legs,is on her knees ,her sharp little teeth sunk deep intoher calf,worrying at it like a dog,desperate to weaken the older warrior.the two girls having decided that their only chance lies in permanently disabling their prey,otherwise knowing she will come after them and kill them for certain.celine has her arms round avril,lessening the drag on her hair,and fastens her teeth on avrils nose shaking her head from side to side for maximum damage,luckily for avril,just at that moment taylor manages to trip the woman,and the three furies are on the ground in a spectacular writhing mass of fabulous bare female leg.both celines off the shoulder number,and avrils boob tube top have been ripped and torn,and their hard little teats are bared,celines criss crossed with livid scratches from avrils sharpened nails.the little punker is now on her back under leggy celine,and taylor moves up and climbs on celines bare back,winding a long but not overly strong arm round her throat....... nickFeb 16 2015 3:42am Now its difficult for the bigger woman.with both the little bitches going at her,and without the space to use her ready fists and legs to batter the smaller weaker females she is forced to go on the defensive as the two youngsters use nails and teeth to tear and claw at the woman trapped between them.both scrabble for her eyes,as she desperately tries to shake them off.taylor,working from behind her,fingers formed into crablike claws,finally succeeds,her long knife sharp nails raking at celines eye sockets as the older woman bellows with pain and rage.avril laughs at her and sinks her teeth into the soft flesh of her pert breast and rips at it,face covered in blood.a raging,desperate and near blinded celine,finally succeeds in bucking taylor off of her sweat slippery back,and turning on her,lays into her torturor with her fists,her wiry arms swinging right up behind her head before crashing down into tays face and head,flattening her nose and shredding lips on broken teeth.but avril is on her feet.the little bitch cares nothing for taylor,only herself,so makes no particular attempt to save her a terrible beating,but goes in on celine with her heavy boots,drop kicking her long legs,aiming for the knee joints to render her helpless and unable to stand.celine is forced to cut short her attack,and tries to roll out of danger,but shes hurt,and blinded by blood,and avril can pick her off at will aiming powerful kicks repeatedly at her badly battered legs,keeping up a relentless flow of foulmouthed insults at the fallen woman.she is saying.....shall i kill you,or just put you in a wheelchair for life you old whore? She brings her boot down to stomp her in the stomach,but seeing her chance,celine grabs her foot and twists ,tripping the little skank to the grass with her.now with taylor out,the two arch bitches will sort matters up close and personal.... nFeb 16 2015 5:08am The tattered remains of celines dress are gathered round her waist,her narrow shoulders deeply scratched and bruised,taut breasts badly mauled and dripping blood from the little bitchs teeth.her hard flat muscled midsection black and swelling on one side from avrils heavy boots.soaked in sweat and blood,her long shapely legs almost unusable,the queen bitch howls with hatred as she and her enemy close and prepare to fight to the finish.avrils face is a mess,nose torn,lips bloody and torn.teeth broken,but the little bitch is otherwise in reasonable condition considering,unlike taylor.the two crazy girlfighters seem more than happy now to finally go in close and decide things,their lips stretched over broken teeth in deadly grins.at first the youngster is on top,straddling leggy celine,she slams her hard little fists into her already ruined face,till the older woman grasps her by the hair and pulls her close,taking her to her side and burying her ruined teeth in the younger females breast,avrils teeth snap at her,trying to find a reachable target,finally fastening on her ear,and the two crazies roll slowly on the ground,tearing away at each other,as celine uses her fist to batter away at avrils ribs,and avril scratches her foe like a demented cat.they roll and churn on the muddy grass,fighting for their lives,till celine manages to hold avrils head to the ground and forcing the weaker womans jawbone upward with her hand,nestles under her chin and grasps the little bitches throat in her jaws,and the battle is over nickFeb 16 2015 7:27am You cant out bitch that bitch! nFeb 16 2015 7:33am What about Taylor swift who has a reputation for being secretly sadistic and psychotic or a girl like Kate upton who could smack Avril around with her tits? IF you rule out nut shots even rodzod could take her, Taylor s, Kate and Britney. AnonymousFeb 17 2015 10:10am Taylor swift,sweet but long cool and sexy.lovely legs and short skirts,but shes no brawler.avril would tie her in very attractive knots! As for upton,big tits make big targets,shed be slaughtered. nickFeb 18 2015 6:29am Two new opponents for avril.fergie,40ys and five two.shed be a real handful.,and diana vickers(lookup images of her at v festival 2013),very hot.wouldnt stand a chance,but wow shed look great dukin it out with avril on the ground.fergie on the other hand might prove to be the comeuppance of our scrappy little girl.one look at her face tells you shes grade a bitch,and shes heavier and well fit.your take please.by the by hope you werent too hurt to see avril taken by the leggy celine,but shes just too small and light to take on a tall and hard muscled bitch like her,even with taylors help.if avril was celines build and height then theyd beat each other half senseless for hours before there would be a winner.now that id like to watch! Just wish there was some tough bitch who would be a match for celine,but avril and taylor came close.would love to fight her against a strong black female especially,how about pam grier? She was always fighting in her films nickFeb 18 2015 8:18am Found just the opponent.looked up pams film foxy brown,and found a rapper called foxy brown.shes heavy,tough with a history of several fights and assaults.shes got a mean temper,tats and looks a queen bitch! Look her up on images.shes just what i want to fight leggy celine against.foxy would absolutely hate celine,and a fight between them would be a bloodbath,win or lose.your take please nickFeb 18 2015 8:43am Wow! A lot to catch up on here.I'll take it point by point. 1)Great battle between Celine and the 2 girls.Smart move by Celine to take Taylor right out of the fight,so she could face Avril one on one.There's no doubt that Celine would beat Avril one on one.She's too big,strong and fit for our little warrior. 2)Taylor Swift and Diana Vickers are both way too girly and prissy for a hardened bitch like Avril.Our little one would eat them alive.It wouldn't be pretty,either.Avril would enjoy beating then into bloody,sobbing messes.Kate Upton is all tits and ass,not a fighter.Avril beats her down.And then humiliates the cover girl by kicking and stomping her huge tits 'till they're black and blue.Fergie would be tougher,because she's strong and a bit of a bitch herself.It'd be a back and forth struggle with each girl hurting the other.But,I don't think Fergie has the killer instinct as the tiny terror.So,Avril chokes her into submission for another win.3)Pam Grier is a gorgeous woman,but she's too old now to fight Celine.In her prime,it would've been a war.Both women would've landed some serious punches and done real damage.But,again,Celine is a much meaner bitch.Pam is a sweet woman.Celine knocks her out in the end. 4)Foxy Brown is a true tough bitch from the street.She would give Celine trouble because she's so wild and dangerous.This would be very personal,with racial insults flying from both women.They would punch each other bloody and scratch their faces up good.But,in the end,your queen Celine would wrap her vise-like legs around Foxy's neck and choke her out.Celine would smile as Foxy taps out,calling her "street trash" and a"low class ghetto whore". LeonardFeb 19 2015 11:33am Nick,I'm amazed by how many people,women and men,hate Avril,So many people want to see her get beaten and punished for being such a bratty,mouthy little bitch.So it made me think.What satifies you more:seeing a bad girl bitch like Avril get beaten badly,or seeing a sweet goody two shoes like Lacey Chabert get beaten to tears and punished? I'd rather see the bad girl get destroyed,because she'd be getting a taste of her own medicine.She would deserve a seroius beating.Whereas a good girl didn't do anything wrong,and seeing her hurt wouldn't seem fair.Which do you enjoy seeing more,Nick? LeonardFeb 19 2015 11:41am To answer your last question.personally i much prefer the bad girls like avril,but it wouldnt happen that often that a bad girl and a goodie would end up fighting,the ordinary girl just wouldnt dare get stuck in.my likes are slightly different to yours.im a real leg maniac! and in a scrap between two women i nearly always want the one with the shortest skirt to win! Did you take a look at those photos of diana vickers? Now theres a good example.shes really sweet,but in that getup shes got me at a glance.id want her to beat avril,but my head tells me shed stand no chance! I enjoyed fighting my celine against the two little bitches,and i agree about pam grier.it would have to be against her in her prime.never heard of foxy brown before,but she looks a nasty piece for certain.shes put on a fair bit of weight since she started,and shes got very big tits,so i reckon maybe celine could beat her.i do enjoy a bit of black vs white girlfighting,adds an extra dimension.i just know foxy would totally disrespect skinny white celine,and would love to beat her up.miit write a fergie vs avril,and definitely a foxy vs celine.always hoping youll come up with a good challenger for leggy celine and come after her! nickFeb 20 2015 4:56am Thinking on avril vs fergie,im seeing fergie might say publicly that she could take little avril in a fight.once avril heard about it,shed go looking for her.i like my girlfights to have a large crowd cheering them on,and whod want to miss this one,So avril confronts fergie at a club,and challenges her to go out back and fight.fergie is well up for it,and they go out into a cinder back lot,followed by an excited crowd.avril is wearing her usual fighting costume of leather waiscoat,ending just below the boobs,tight black mini and doc marten boots.the more voluptuous fergie is squeezed into a little tartan kilt with a sleeveless white shirt knotted just below her swelling breasts and white trainers.the two little cats face off in the middle of a cheering circle of excited onlookers,eagerly sizing the two hot little combatants up.fergie,although only two inches taller,is more powerfully built,and her stomach looks tightly muscled,and her legs hard and useful.her face is catlike,and all in all she looks a dangerous little bitch.avril is thinner and very pale skinned.not overly muscular,although fit,she makes up for her disadvantages with a fearless love of fighting and will fight without limits.this wont be a technical fight between these two,but a true bitchfight,tooth and claw. nickFeb 20 2015 6:10am The two little bitch girls circle slowly,eyes like slits,claws at the ready,mouthing insults,until,showing off to the onlookers,fergie spits in avrils face,a large wet gob of phlegm landing square on her cheek.there is laughter,and a maddened avril lunges at her rival,and omg fists are flying everywhere! These two little ladies sure can swing em.hard little fists hammering at faces,breasts and stomachs.neither is even trying to counter the blows,both intent only on laying into each other as hard as possible.fergie, heavier and stronger in the arms,is forcing the smaller female backward into the wall of onlookers,where momentarily trapped,she is able to lay into her stomach and ribs with a quick and devestating series of right andleft jabs, avrils milk white skin already blotching with angry redblack bruises.she is almost bent double,spittle flying from her nose and mouth as she tries to suck in air.fergie grabs avrils blonde tresses and forces her head down,bringing her knee up again and again into her battered opponents midsection.fergie is enjoying herself,playing to the audience.she backs off a bit,takes off her ripped shirt and throws it into the crowd,as they howl with delight,exposing her proud,firm breasts and hard bullet like teats.come on,tough girl,she shouts,show us all how tough you are.avril,still doubled up in pain,is roughly pushed out into the circle towards her enemy.enjoying every moment,fergie walks up to her,pushing against her with her pert breasts.come on you ugly skank,lets finish this!! Fergie grabs avril by the hair again,at the same moment avril grabs her round the middle,and shouldering her in the tummy,takes her to the ground nFeb 21 2015 4:51am What follows is pure animal.the two females tumble and churn over and over in the dust,wrestling,scratching,teeth snapping,tightly knotted together by their fine legs,there is no escaping each others sharp teeth and raking nails,their snarling faces speckled in each others blood,sweat sticking the cindered earth to their skin,giving them the appearance of a couple of she wolves in a life or death struggle.fergie is on top,her bare back slashed from shoulder to hip by deep red scratches,hair matted by sweat and blood.she has a knee either side of avrils waist,but slowly avril turns her,and the two wrestle furiously over and over,and the older woman seems to be tiring,and knows it,a barely concealed look of panic on her face,knowing that avril will really hurt her if she gets the upper hand.avril knows it too,and rolls her enemy onto her back,their hands clasped together,forcing them to the ground above her shoulders.legs astride her,she bends her head close to fergies face and spits blood and phlegm into her face.following it up with a series of headbutts,dazeing her rival,before she edges herself up fergies torso till she has her in a schoolgirl pin,using her head as a punchbag till shes done with her nFeb 21 2015 5:42am Brutal fight,Nick! Fergie and Avril would a violent war,no doubt.Glad you saw our tiny little beast squirt winning. I wanted to make sure I got your answer to my earlier question. You enjoy seeing a goody-2-shoes girl next door get beaten to a pulp,more than a badass bitch? I enjoy fights between 2 mean,nasty bad girls,but feel very uncomfortable seeing a nice girl girl getting hurt. I respect your honesty,but I'm curious.It doesn't bother you to see a sweet,good girl getting beaten and punished? LeonardFeb 22 2015 1:00pm Had to be brutal.fergie would expect to take avril without too much trouble,but avril would never give in.could go either way.i wouldnt want to see a bitchy bad girl like avril bested by a goodygoody girl. just so much more attracted to the skanky leggy miniskirters.sweet little girls dont get into fights.on the other hand if they did take on someone tough like avril then they deserve what they get! Only time good girls win is when you get a sporty and fit girl and a tough girl fighting.i remember that happening at school once and the girl who won was the netball girl.sounds like youd like to see a sweet good girl beat up avril? What i hate to see is a girl in jeans or trousers beat up a miniskirter.i saw that happen at school too.im looking forward to fighting my celine against foxy brown.brown looks arrogant and full of herself,but strong and very nasty.i know shed loathe leggy celine on sight.to make it even worse for me,i think ill have foxy dressed in a leather trouser suit and boots for the fight! What would be the hottest fantasy fight for avril? Would you like to see her beat up by a goodygirl?if so who? nickFeb 23 2015 4:15am I had a good girl beat up Avril when Alicia Sacramone destroyed her. What I meant was a good girl beaten up by a bad girl,or a bad girl beaten up by a bad girl.Either way,the girl doing the beating would be a badass bitch.Who would you rather see take the beating,the good girl or bad girl? LeonardFeb 23 2015 4:24am The good girl,unless shes the hottest,then itd be the bad one! I wouldnt want sacramone to take avril,because avrils a miniskirt girl and sacramone isnt.spoilt goody girls taken down by badass miniskirters,that does it for me,specially if theyre the nose in the air disapproving kind whod think sexy girls are skanks.like with leggy celine,there are so many haters,who say horrible things about her because she likes to wear her skirts real short,and shes an older woman.i love to imagine her giving them a hiding in a fight.same with little avril. nickFeb 23 2015 7:42am Foxy brown wants celine .no doubt about it.shes badmouthing her all over.shes told anyone wholl listen, that shes over the hill skinny white trailer trash.leggy celine knows the big black woman is after her well enough.shes not scared,but shes wary.she knows the big bitchs reputation.she knows that if she beats her she will kill her.foxys arms are the size of celines legs.shes heavy,shes nasty and a prolific fighter,with an absolute loathing for slim,pretty white women.miss miniskirt knows that foxy uses a gym and female fight club on the east side.she decides to give her a surprise.after her attendants have massaged her and rubbed oils into her body,celine pulls on her shortest pink and white dress and some matching briefs,admiring her long lean body in the mirror.despite many scars from her many fights,shes still a handsome bitch of a woman,and she knows just the effect her appearance will have on her rival,as she has ballooned in weight recently,and is losing what good looks she had.the fight club is for black women only,but celine is banking on the clientele being too eager to see the fight to raise any objections.she knows too how much it will unnerve her opponent,giving her a big advantage.celine enters and sashays down the dimly lit stairs to the basement,to the amazement of the onlookers.a big woman steps into her path,saying what you want honky bitch? She replies in a loud voice...i want to fight foxy brown,one on one.no rules,no rounds,no interference. nFeb 24 2015 5:47am How do you think the fight will go leonard? This is a real beauty vs the beast battle.im loving the image of leggy celine ,surrounded by all those tough black chicks,all of them hating everything she represents,all of them checking her out in her hoochie little dress,and longing to see her battered and humiliated.foxy will wear brown leather trousers,and will fight bare breasted.what do you like to see in a good girlfight? Ill try and write it in! Brown will be a very difficult opponent indeed,shes just so heavy and strong.one mistake and my leggy beanpole could be badly thrashed nFeb 24 2015 6:14am Celine is surrounded by hostile black women,a couple of them get up real close and one of them lifts the hem of her little dress,and the others start to make fun of her and jostle her,calling her some very filthy names.leggy celine is beginning to get scared,but wont let them see it.she senses that if one woman has the guts to have a go at her,then theyll all pile in,and shes dead.just then foxy brown appears.tearing off her tshirt and facing leggy celine bare breasted,she faces off with her,as the hostile crowd form a cheering circle round the two women. nFeb 24 2015 5:04pm The two fighters are the same height,five eight.foxy is ten to fifteen pounds heavier minimum.they are both barefoot,foxy wearing skintight brown leather trousers and stripped to the waist,withbig powerful arms and large breasts.she has tattoos over much of her arms,bull kneck and torso.at 36shes twelve years younger than my warrior queen .the basement of the club is stifling hot,there being no air conditioning or windows,and the big black female is beaded all over with sweat,running down her face,kneck and dripping from her jugs.shes moving, legs apart,arms bent,eyes intent on her foe.leggy celine,her greying hair tied back in a ponytail has adopted a boxing stance fists up and ready,which looks somewhat incongruous,given her skimpy barbie doll dress.foxy says come and get me you spunksucking old whore.just too late celine notices the glint of metal in foxys hand,and realises the black bitch is wearing a knuckle duster.at that moment foxys right fist buries itself in celines gut,the sharpened metal ripping her as it connects.celine knows she wont get any help from the audience.the big black woman moves right in close,jabbing up into dions ribs with all the power of her heavy arms.celine can smell the rancid smell of the womans sweat.celine is slipping down,robbed of breath,as foxy holds her with her left arm and continues to beat her in the breadbasket with her right.celine has thrown up bile and blood over the big womans breasts.due to the savagery of the beating,miss miniskirt has been unable to gather herself and mount any real form of defense.foxy wraps her arms round her enemy,and squeezes the injured woman,her face pressed hard into celines,cheek against cheek whispering vile insults into her ear as she tortures her smashed ribcage....to be continued nFeb 25 2015 4:53am With their faces pressed close,leggy celine sees her opportunity and sinks her teeth into the big womans nose,worrying and grinding away at it.foxy howls with rage and lets go her punishing hold on her enemy,her fingers finding celines face and trying to force her jaws apart.celines leg goes between her foes and winds round one huge calf,and trips the big black to the mat beneath her,her nose still trapped between her teeth.foxy has her fingers in celines eyes,but is in terrible pain.the older female refuses to let go,until finally with a last shake of the head ,she rips the last bit of cartilege,and most of the nose is torn loose in a shower of blood.leggy celine rolls off the big woman and stands with difficulty as foxy wails and clutches at her injured face.celine brings her heel down repeatedly into browns solar plexus,softening the powerful woman up,then falls on her,her hard bony knees aimed perfectly at her stomach.foxy screams and retches.now the two badly injured warrior women grab for each other and prepare to settle accounts in that way particular to fighting females,an all out close range bitchfight with fists ,knees,nails and teeth nFeb 26 2015 3:34am You got an incredible battle going there,Nick.Brutal!!! I had these two fight earlier and Celine won a vicious war. There's always an underlying tension between black and white women.Black women hate white girls because so many black men want white women.And white women hate black girls because they know they despise them.So,when they fight,it's very emotional and violent.Looking foward to seeing who wins your battle.The 46 year old toughest,fittest bitch in show business.Or the mean ultra-violent girl from the streets. LeonardFeb 26 2015 3:57am I enjoy the sheer animal hatred between these two.you just know if a woman like leggy celine dared to go into a black neighbourhood itd only be a matter of seconds before the black girls sniffed her out and went after her.every single one of them would want to fight her.you got the reason right enough,its all about sex! And amongst white women, not many flaunt that as much as celine,or avril! Weve got to my favourite point in a good girlfight,the close in destruction derby ground fight.real raw animal stuff.guys just dont do that!! Females just seem to need to rip each others faces off .these two wouldnt be able to stop fighting.as in nature,the males fight till one shows hes the strongest,then its over.when females fight its invariably to the death. nickFeb 26 2015 6:54am Soon as these two bitch females hit the ground you just know theyre on home turf! Despite terrible injuries on both sides,both the big cats get stuck into each other with a vengeance.leggy celine,on top butts foxys ruined face,covering her own in her enemys blood.foxys big powerful legs are splayed ,struggling for leverage.celine windmills her long hard legs,desperate to keep her balance atop the big black.foxy slams a right into celines jaw,chipping a tooth andcutting the older womans tongue,then grasps her tormentor by her long slim kneck,gnarled thumbs pressing into her windpipe.celine is choking as her strong arms crush her throat,forcing the older fighter slowly to the side and onto her back,rolling amongst the legs of the cheering audience.one woman stamps on celines leg,then another,emboldened ,aims a vicious kick at her kneecap.celine has no way of defending herself.the big black woman has her trapped under her,hands round her throat,smashing her head against the bloodsoaked matting.leggy celine finds the womans big dugs with her hands and digs her long nails into the soft flesh,bunching her fingers and ripping.the womans teats are a soft target,and shes hurting bad.foxy lets go her hold on celines throat to defend her breasts and the two rollover twice till celine links her hands,arms encircling the blacks ample waist,holding her tight to her,and buries her teeth in her battered dug,encircling her prominent teat and ripping at it like a wild animal,tasting sour blood and warm milk.foxy screams and tries to free herself,only succeeding in ripping the injured breast even more.finally she screams you win,you win.a forest of arms grab hold of the two fighters trying to part them,and eventually drag a blood caked celine off her.the miniskirted queen bitch is still top girl! Miniskirters rule. nFeb 26 2015 8:23am Talking of miniskirters,avril has another little lady in her sights.after her unsuccessful attempt on celine,with her friend taylor,the little bitch is after diana vickers.look her up on diana vickers at V festival 2013,youll love it! Thing is shes a goody girl,despite her very raunchy getup.so sweet and natural.check her out and size them up against each other. nMar 16 2015 5:56am The bad blood between my leggy favourite celine dion and judo girl mel c is building inevitably towards a full on fight.this simmering and endless war of words between me and mels no 1fan has to be decided one way or the other,and soon! Its great fun sniping at each other all the time,but sooner or later the fur must fly,and see the top girl crowned and the loser slink away.melanie is a little younger than my celine,and not quite as tall.similar build,but shes an accomplished judo girl! My hot miniskirter will be up against it this time im afraid! Hopefully mel will be wearing her mate ginger spices tiny union jack dress for the fight,and her legs really are amazing! Which female do you think is hottest ?do you think mels legs are better than celines? Whos going to come out on top? nMay 12 2015 6:31am 1 -1'Jun 02 2015 4:20pm -1' 1Jun 04 2015 3:00pm Mel.c is fitter stronger fast and will knock out celine mel.c can punch mel.c knock out her stalker a 6feet man mel.c train judo and won a mma fight submit a tall bodybuilder lady mel.c armbar her PhrtJun 17 2015 4:53am Both women have lean hard bodies,very fit,and both could take a lot of punishment.checking out melanies legs,very powerful and sturdy,would do a lot of damage with karate style kicks or scissor holds.good muscular arms .capable and dangerous woman.always thought beyonce was the one that might take my favourite down,but in truth mel vs beyonce would see mel the victor.mel against celine wouldnt be nearly as easy as you think though!! Ever since i started thinking about your mel in that union jack dress ive kinda wanted her to win,i have to admit it! AnonymousJun 18 2015 4:26am The showdown between melanie and celine will be posted on 'beaten by mom'.who wins?!? AnonymousJun 24 2015 5:40am Mel.c judo arm bar submission beyonce AnonymousJun 30 2015 2:49pm Mel.,c celeb ladies judo champion AnonymousJun 30 2015 3:01pm Hate to have to admit it,but melanie is now undisputed queen celeb girlfighter.she took top female celine and beat her fair and square.in her union jack dress shes also taken leggy celines title as hottest miniskirter AnonymousJul 01 2015 4:26am Dont know whos tough enough to challenge melanie now! Maybe one of the tennis girls? Serena in one of her crazy little dresses against her would be really hot and nasty!! Equally mary pierce,or one of the eastern europeans. AnonymousJul 01 2015 4:39am I AnonymousJul 19 2015 11:21am Mary pierce will fiit mel for her title AnonymousAug 03 2015 6:03am Mary will destroy mel,come fight!! AnonymousAug 08 2015 4:53pm No mel.c choke out mary AnonymousAug 09 2015 10:06am Mary v mel.c mel.c kick to chin judo hold knockout AnonymousAug 09 2015 10:10am Mel.c judo to great effect AnonymousAug 09 2015 10:16am Mel c has accepted the challenge for her title.now mel and mary will fight AnonymousAug 10 2015 9:50am Mary far stronger than mel AnonymousAug 11 2015 10:05am Yes mary is stronger but mel.c a skill martial arts lady mel.c would knock mary spark out HohohohohohoSep 07 2015 4:24pm If mel uses her judo training to take mary down,mary would wreck her! Shes so hard and heavily muscled that melanie would find it impossible to trap her in a hold.when mary gets the much lighter woman between her powerful legs,shed be history.if they fist fight,mel is faster,but marys arms are much much more powerful,and her body far better protected and hard.she would just soak up mels blows,but when she catches mel with her fists she will break her.love to see these two settle matters in a proper boxing match,usual rules,light gloves.speed vs power.the sexy melanie goes down. AnonymousSep 08 2015 4:13am Looks like mel has another fight on her hands on another site.hope youll be fighting her side! Hottest bitchfight ever,mel vs diana vickers!! Could be well have a new queen celeb girlfighter,and a very deserving new top miniskirter! AnonymousSep 24 2015 6:03am Diana is after mels crown.time for the scraggy old girls to put those miniskirts away and let the young sexy celebs play.diana vs mel, anywhere you want to settle it.no excuses.i know you check the posts! If youre not prepared to back her against diana,then diana is top girl imranOct 02 2015 5:41am Diana top celeb girlfighter.mel LOOOSER! AnonymousOct 30 2015 3:09am Mel.c wow she kick diana chin very fast diana spark out AnonymousDec 30 2015 5:01pm Celine Dion would beat up mel c anytime AnonymousMar 05 2016 6:43am Celine fights mel.celine knocks mel out.celine top girl AnonymousMar 16 2016 5:27am NO mel.c would be to fast for celine mel.c kick lighting fast to chin celine spark out AnonymousApr 08 2016 1:33pm Mel vs celine cage fight.no rules.mel uses her martial arts training to kick and punch celine,knocking her to the ground.mel goes down after the injured celine to finish her.celine stronger than mel in hand to hand fight,wrestles mel beneath her and pounds her with her fists till she submits.celine better woman AnonymousApr 11 2016 3:30am Kat would lose. Accept it. Unless you have some magical scenario for her winning. As you said 12dan is taller and despite being a weakling would hold her at bay with an outstretched arm. at 5'3 she'd have to kick pretty high to even reach his balls. nope!Apr 23 2016 11:27am Celine would beat up kat.kat is too small and no fighter.celine very fit,she is taller than dan and would break him between her long powerful legs AnonymousApr 25 2016 5:02am Eww Celine is old and gross. She's probably beat Kat since Kat's a little tubbo but 12dan would smack her, Kat, kim or any other girl on this list around Nope.Apr 25 2016 6:59am Gross?youre kidding right?look up images celine very short skirt,if you dont get wood id be very surprised! AnonymousApr 25 2016 7:10am Dan would take a beating from the leggy celine,kim,mel and most of the women on here. AnonymousApr 25 2016 8:22am Not a fan of Celine either. Can agree with nope on that, but 12dan would be owned by these girls. I'd love to see Scar Jo or Kim pin his wimpy ass down and suffocate him with their racks! ToddApr 25 2016 8:50am Hey just look up those pics of celine.shes fitter than any of the others,and her legs are just so hot she' ll have you creaming yourself.no one wears shorter skirts,she makes kim k lnk like a nun. AnonymousApr 25 2016 10:01am Whats the matter nope? Kat's sexy crush, was too much for you on the other page? As for 12dan vs Kat sure 12dan has the advantage if he can keep Kat at bay with his lanky arms but the moment she gets in close he should assume that his head will soon be lodged in between her massive tree trunk legs and Kat would then begin her sexy crush! She doesn't have to kick him in the balls, she can go in low underneath 12dan's reach and tackle him to the ground. 12dan may have long reach but he has hardly any upper body strength. Once Kat has him pinned on the floor she would then smother him with her boobs and promptly pull him into a reverse head scissor. 12dan would feel her massive quad muscles contracting around his neck and skull. Even though Kat would be barely making an effort, 12dan would meanwhile feel a huge crushing force around his head and all he could see or hear is her ludicrous bulk, blocking out the outside world. 12dan's last view before he blacked out would be Kat's enormous ass gradually constricting around his face. Nothing can resist Kat's sexy crush! SamMay 01 2016 9:49pm ,Sam,continuing from our posts on the other page.i reckon kat looks hottest in the red and yellow waitress uniform from 2 broke girls.shows her killer legs off to perfection.i was imagining her and my crush celine sweating rolling and cussing on the ground,dresses round their waists,trying to outwrestle each other,and the idea of kat finally trapping celine between her powerful pins and making her give in gave me serious wood! Mm still does.like to see kat take on her blonde broke girls partner dani,both in their waitress gear.how about against the powerful legs of beyonce? Too AnonymousMay 09 2016 5:04am He'd probably pop a tiny boner too! I'd pay to see Kat thrash him in that waitress uniform. Although I don't like Celine it'd be fun to see her and 12dan team up to take on Kat and her co star Beth Behrs ToddMay 09 2016 12:02pm The reason that would be such a great team is that it has one strong girl, Celine and a wimpy guy, dan, vs a strong girl, Kat and a wimpy one, Beth so they should be evenly matched! ToddMay 09 2016 12:04pm Lucky dan! He wouldnt last long tho AnonymousMay 09 2016 12:15pm Beth might be skinnier,but f.... shes hot.her and kat shouldve had a falling out,followed by a nice rolling catfight in those skimpy waitress outfits.now youre talking boners terryMay 09 2016 12:52pm If Kat won it would only be because she's a fat ass who might collapse on him after trying to walk. 12dan is stronger and would take that marshmallow and Beth together. Nope! Nope! Nope!May 09 2016 3:43pm How dyou think kat and beth would do,teaming up against avril levene and taylor momsen.avril and taylor teamed up and beat celine in an earlier post,and that was one hot and nasty fight! The broke girls in their sexy waitress outfits,the two punkers in their usual tiny skirts and doc martens. AnonymousMay 10 2016 5:46am Just for nope!,who thinks dan would smack leggy celine down in a fight,heres my take. Dan and celine arrange to fight it out,and meet up on waste ground out of town.lanky dan strips to his boxer shorts and waits for his opponent to arrive.after a few minutes celine arrives.she faces him and kicks off her shoes.shes wearing an mma top with bare midriff,very short pleated sports skirt in black with matching bikini briefs.dans eyes are drawn to her long slim legs and taut hard stomach,moving up and checking out her firm tits,barely covered by the tight mma top.her long auburn hair tied back in a ponytail.she knows hes looking her over,and gives him a wicked smile as she notices the telltale bulge in the front of his shorts.hes embarassed,but hes horny as hell,and he wants to get fighting.she knows she has the advantage and waits for him to come at her.its not him its his c.ck thinking,and he rushes her..... AnonymousMay 12 2016 5:52am He comes at her fast,arms outstretched,grabbing her round the kneck,but her hard knuckles slam up into his kidneys.he has her tight,her kneck under his arm,bending her forward,as she continues to batter him with her fists.then she swings her arm round his kneck,and they stagger round,each trying to floor the other beneath them.her kneck muscles bulge as she fights the tight hold he has on her.she stamps her heel into dans shin twice,and hes hurt too much to support his weight.he struggles hard ,but its not long before the two sweating fighters hit the grass hard,celine on top,legs either side of him.a bloody brawl follows,up close and personal.fists swing,elbows find soft flesh,as they knee,wrestle and slam each other for control.after a while,celines fitness and endurance begins to win out,and she manages to roll him into position enabling her to snake her long hard legs round his stomach,scissoring him between them.still he tries to fight back,until her hand goes to what now is a very considerable bulge in the front of his trunks,grasping it in her long fingers,and twisting cruelly.he refuses to submit,but she soon teaches him that when he fights back she will hurt him,until she has him under her control.he conceeds defeat.lying back on the grass,her long velvet legs round him,his hand strokes her thigh,and he moans lightly as her long fingers tease his massively distended member,stopping before he explodes.demonstrating her mastery of him AnonymousMay 12 2016 6:40am Anonymous, Agreed, Kat's sexy waitress outfit shows off her powerful killer legs and ample cleavage. They should do an episode where she gets into a fight with everyone in the cast including Beth Behrs and she eventually crushes them all out. They should end the episode with a scene of beth or the obnoxious russian dude trapped in a tight figure four headscissor. As for her vs Beyonce it could go either way, Beyonce's quads are smaller but she's taller. Nope, Kat would destroy you, me, Celine and 12dan. Did you see that photo I linked? Just imagine your head locked in tight between those massive tree trunks. SamMay 12 2016 7:40am Celine would beat dan no question. She is ugly but still fit, he's just a wimp. It's marshmallowy Kat denning a who I object to beating him since she's wimpier than him. Her thighs look all jiggly and fat. Not much muscle there. If anything the fat on her thighs might fold over his face to suffocate him, but be real there's no strength there. Nope.May 12 2016 11:14am Blondie Beth is waaay sexier than kat tho.my moneyd be on her in a fight with kat.nice description of celine vs dan.been looking her up and tho shees not so good from the kneck up if you know what i mean,the rest of her is tasty.id take dans place against her like a shot! Woody or not,id take her and show her whos boss,specially in that outfit.I read the account of her vs avril and taylor.kat and beth would beat those two skanks i guess terryMay 13 2016 1:01am Nobody listen to Nope, he just can't handle the thought of Kat sexily squeezing a guy in two in a bodyscissor. For anybody who thinks women with "fat" thighs can't crush you, look at these videos. This one is of a BBW crushing a massive watermelon with little effort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Sqsp5F11U Watch this video of a fat woman leg press half a ton! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBS6Yek39Uw Trust me Nope, I've been at the mercy of stocky curvy women before. Its all about leverage. Assuming you actually know girls, ask a girl with massive hips and curvy thick thighs to headscissor you. You will be terrified at the amount of pressure they can exert on your head or body and you'll soon be 'begging' for more! Sam (Nope's arch nemesis) May 14 2016 9:57am Melanie c would win AnonymousMay 22 2016 4:27pm Celebrity champion mel.c AnonymousJun 18 2016 1:39am Celeb beatdown! Long legged celine d gives tomboy mel a pasting in fight AnonymousJun 18 2016 8:59am Melanie c would beat celine easy mel.c faster and more skilled AnonymousJul 02 2016 3:26am Mel.c a trained martial artist AnonymousJul 02 2016 3:29am Celeb champion is celine.celine stronger.celine would pulp mel c. The very leggy celine would take mel in a fight AnonymousJul 02 2016 12:07pm For the record I would crush Kat Dennings. I have big girly hips like hers so I would be just as likely to squeeze her out or use those boobs as punching bags! 12danJul 03 2016 3:36pm lBv67T Thank you for your article.Really looking forward to read more. Really Cool. NVPqFOlezxdsCRAug 04 2016 12:15am A lot of talk about Avril Lavigne here. I couldn't agree more! My dream is to fight her. I would to get beaten up and punished by the little bitch! The thought of the fierce, little bitch hurting me is so exciting!! In her short, ultra-tight mini-skirt! And I would just be wearing my little white briefs. I want her to beat me up so much!!!! avril #1 fanOct 15 2016 12:40pm Avril fan, the little bitch Avril would beat the crap out of you, she'd start by laughing at you wimpy body in your white briefs then give you horrible wedgie that snaps them straight off you. The entire crowd would laugh at your tiny weeny and Avril would push you to the ground and stomp her heel into your back. You'd be so embarrassed you'd scramble to your feet and try to run away but Avril would tackle you from behind eliciting little girlish screams from you. Despite your best efforts to defend yourself she flips you over and grinds her ass all over you face while laughing and stomping on your little boner. She'd then lock you up in vicious reverse headscissor squeezing you between her thighs and ass making you black out multiple times only to wake you up with hards slaps to the face and balls! She'd let you stand and make you go fist to fist with her where she drops you over and over only to drag you back up and out you on your ass with a hard uppercut. You'd be crying your eyes out and she's just smirk and laugh calling you her little bitch then snap on some bodyscissors crushing your ribs between her strong thighs! You scream and cry for mercy but she has no intention of giving it to you. She rolls her eyes at your sobbing and starts slapping your face so hard she knocks out some teeth! This only makes you cry harder so she cranks on the pressure harder and harder until you gurgle out your last breath dying between her legs. How do you think I'd do aganist Lindsey Pelas? She's pretty fit and I'm a skinny-fat so I'd be legit nervous https://www.instagram.com/lindseypelas/?hl=en 12danOct 16 2016 10:53am Id like to watch Avril fight Megan Fox,then fight the winner! Dont know who thatd be!Lindsay is a fitness model,so she'd be difficult opponent,but those HUGE titties would be some target! andyOct 17 2016 3:25am 12dan, interesting match between me and Avril. I agree with most of it, but I would never fight her without my little tighy-whities. Avril would beat the crap out fo me, and humiliate me as well. She would really punish me and hurt me badly. I would love to be trapped in her body scissors, to see if she could really crush me. And, the little bitch would probably make me cry from the beating she'd give me. I don't know if I could handle Avril calling me her "little bitch". The humiliation would be too much. avil #1 fanOct 17 2016 4:17am !2dan, one more thing. I would prefer to fight Avril without a crowd. Just me and her. But, in there was a crowd watching, it would have to be all women. avril #1 fanOct 17 2016 4:19am BTW,12dan. You're right about Avril going for my balls. She bragged in an interview years ago that she's kneed and punched guys in the nuts before. She likes doing it. In a fight with a man, his balls are the first thing the little bitch goes for. Avril is 5'0" + 90 lbs. I can't believe someone that little can be so fierce, tough and strong! I'm 5'9" + 190 lbs. And Avril would overpower me, and beat me up. She's a true "bad girl". The mean eyes, the sharp teeth, the tatooes. I've always been so intimidated by Avril. But, I still would love to fight her. But, I don't know if she would beat and punished me as badly as you think she would. I don't think the little bitch would rip my tighty-whities off! avril #1 fanOct 17 2016 2:19pm 12dan, I forgot to predict a fight between you and Lindsey Pelas. Sorry for taking so long. I had never heard of Lindsey, so I checked her out. Gorgeous girl! She's 5'3" + about 115 lbs. And is in incredible shape. You don't sound very athletic, so here goes. eeing that she'sin much better shape than you, Lindsey would smirk at you with distain before the match begins. She has no respect for at all. She walk up to you, and punches you in the face with a brutal right cross. You fall to the ground, in shock. Your eyes water up as a result of her power. Lindey then grab you by the hair, pulls you up, and proceeds to punch you with a rapid series of hard rights to the face. You're bleeding from the the mouth and nose, and now you're crying as well. As you lay on the ground in pain, she puts you in a very painful grapevine. As you get weaker, Lindsey gets stronger and stronger! She knows she's too tough and strong for you, and she's going to make sure you never forget it! Lindsey then wraps her muscular legs around your chubby syoach, and squeezes as hard as she can. She crushing you! Your crying only makes an even biggr bitch, as Lindsey decides to finish you. She orders you to stand up. You can barely stand at this point. Lindsey then says,"I'm going to finish you by crushing your manhood, you little bitch!". She then kicks you in the balls as hard as she can with her spiked boots. You crash to the ground, crying and screaming in pain! Lindsey, as a final insult, spits on you before walking away laughing!! avril #1 fanDec 04 2016 6:42am 12dan, BTW, I still don't think Avril would kill me in a fight. And I don't think she would rip my tighty-whities off me, either. But, she would beat me up badly, no doubt! avril #1 fanDec 04 2016 6:44am Winner Mel.c AnonymousDec 21 2016 10:48pm To Anonymous. I'd much rather fight Avril Lavigne than Mel B. Strong, aggressive black women scare me. If I'm going to get beaten up, I'd rather Avril punish me! avril #1 fanDec 25 2016 4:06am Ex spice girl Mel c a judo expert AnonymousJun 24 2017 5:42am Strong aggressive black women like Mel are too intimidating for me. I'd much rather fight a little white punk girl, like Avril. avril#1 fanJun 24 2017 10:08am Mel c. Is a hot white girl!! Mel would beat avril in a fight AnonymousJul 26 2017 2:55am Sorry, my mistake. I was thinking of Mel B. Mel C does look pretty tough abd strong. And she's bigger than Avril. But, I doubt she could take Avril in a fight. Avril is fearless and ferocious! And, she knows how to fight! avril#1 fanJul 29 2017 1:47pm Mel.c judo black belt ?!Jul 31 2017 4:06am I didn't know that. So, it would be a very violent fight. It could either way, but I'd still go with Avril. She's so vicious, tough and mean. She's really intimidating! I'd be afraid of the little bitch. Avril#1 fanJul 31 2017 2:43pm OK. I did some research on Mel C. She's in incredible shape! Really muscular and strong looking. And gorgeous!! I have to admit, Avril would be the underdog against her. I always felt it would take a woman trained in combat to beat the tough little bitch.( mma, boxing, judo,wrestling, etc...). Plus, Mel is big. She's 5'6" + 132 lbs. Avril is 5'0" + 95 lbs. But, the tiny punk bitch would give Mel C a real fight! Avril is so ferocious,tough and violent! That's why I've always been intimidated by her,but I'd still love to fight the litte Canadian bitch! Avril#1 fanAug 01 2017 3:34am Agree mel c. would beat up avril,but avril would tear bits off her in the fight! Shes vicious AnonymousAug 01 2017 4:26am Would be a violent, bloody battle. But Mel C. might be a little too much for the punky little bitch to handle. Her martial arts skills would be the deciding factor. I wouldn't mess with Mel C, but my dream is to fight Avril! Avril#1 fanAug 01 2017 2:43pm 12dan what happened to you? Ten months ago, you wanted my prediction if you foght Lindsey Pelas. So I gave my opinion of how the match would go. You never responded to agree or disagree. You gave a great account of how I would fare against Avril. Most of which I agreed with, but not all. Avril #1 fanAug 04 2017 12:26pm Im another big Avril fan,mostly cos of her mean toughgirl attitude and the way she looks more than her music i admit! Shes skinny but solid and hard,shes mean and bitchy and she doesnt back down from a fight,and i LOVE girls who fight.ive got a near lifesize poster of her,wearing a blue skirt,with a bare stomach and denim waistcoat,on the wall at the end of my bed.the skirt is maybe only eight or ten inches long,and her legs are so hot! Love to be trapped between them! Cant count the number of times ive knocked one out over that poster! Specially thinking of avril getting into a fight with taylor swift or emily watson.taylor and avril would beat each other black and blue,both determined women,fit,and rat mean.reckon theyd roll and wrestle over and over,kick punch bite and claw for a long long time,maybe an hour,before there was a winner ,could be avril.love to watch them go.emily i reckon would beat up avril,but avril would do so much damage she d wish she hadnt fought her! AnonymousDec 02 2017 4:03am With all due respect, there's no way Taylor or Emily would beat up Avril Lavigne. She may be tiny, but she's fierce, ferociuos,and very aggressive! And very strong for her size. I want to take on Avril myself. It would be the ultimate test for me. I'd be afraid, but it'd be exciting to fight the little bitch. Avril #1 fanDec 19 2017 12:09pm Avrilfan strips to his underwear and waits for his opponent.when she arrives its obvious she doesnt need to strip off,as shes wearing as usual,next to nothing! Just a tight little tank top,and a dinky purple miniskirt that just about covers her drawers,plus a pair of heavy doc marten boots.you wanted to fight me? She spits.well lets do it To be continued AnonymousDec 22 2017 8:35am I'm anxious to see how you think a fight between me and Avril would go. You have the little bitch dressed the way I would expect: Tiny skirt and heavy boots. And I'd just be in my white briefs. Avril #1 fanDec 23 2017 6:05am If size helps you analyze the match better, I'm 5'7" + 175 lbs. Avril is 5'0" + 95 lbs. If that matters. Avril #1 fanDec 25 2017 8:27am Avrilfan is in trouble from the start.facing his perfect woman in just his underwear,its obvious the effect that so short skirt is having on him! His c.ck is pushing at the front of his pants like a tent pole! She laughs at him,inviting him to come and fight.hes embarassed,but randy as a dog on heat,and ready to rumble.he swings his right fist at her,she ducks under it and punches him in the mouth,tearing his cheek against his teeth.hes bleeding now,and the pain makes him mad.he throws himself at her,his weight taking her onto the grass under him.now theyre fighting.fists flying.they roll and wrestle on the muddy ground.her skirt is up round her waist,as her knee slams up between his legs... AnonymousDec 27 2017 8:13am Good start to the fight. I would hope little Avril wouldn't be able to tear my cheek with just one punch,but you never know. She punches pretty hard for a tiny girl. I admit,I would be excited by the sight of Avril in her tiny, tight skirt and heavy boots. So, you're probably right about the front of my underpants. Curious to see what comes next! Avril #1 fanDec 27 2017 5:02pm Any guy who says he wouldnt get a boner looking at avril in one of her skimpy skirts is a liar.youre trying to control the little minx,and hold her down,but shes just too difficult to control,and she soon gets the upper hand,pinning you to the ground with her knees. AnonymousDec 29 2017 1:38am It would be a struggle to control the little bitch, and hold her down. Avril is quite strong,and fierce and wild when she fights. I'd be in trouble if had me pinned down with her knees, because I'd be completely at her mercy. The tiny bitch would be in total control,which is a scary thought! Avril #1 fanDec 29 2017 3:02am Hope Avril wouldn't get too mad seeing my tiny boner, maybe I'd do better against Taylor Swift and leave Avril fan to get slapped into submission by his crush. Once she pinned him down he'd have no chance and Avril would beat him to bloody pulp until he's crying for mercy. But I bet she wouldn't stop until he's out cold while she mocks his short stature! Even then she end it by smothering him with her ass while she slaps his boner! I'm Taylor Swift's height, a couple pounds heavier but out of shape with a bra for my little man tits. Taylor #1 FanDec 30 2017 12:29pm To Taylor's #1 Fan, thank you for your opinion about my fight with Avril. I agree it would be difficult to get her off me, if she pinned me down. The ending is very possible.Avril hits so hard, she could beat me bloody and knock me out. And, the little bitch is sadistic enough to smother me with her ass, while she punched and beat my groin. Anonymous has me and Avril involved in a tough fight, and I'm anxious to see how he has it ending! Avril #1 FanDec 31 2017 3:53am Anonymous,what happened to the result of my fight with Avril? Taylor #1 Fan gave his view, but I'm curious to see how you have it ending. From your earlier posts, you said Avril punched me hard in the face, drawing blood. Then, you had us wrestling on the ground, with the little bitch kneeing me hard in the groin. When you left off, Avril had me pinned down with her knees. What happened after that? Did I come back, or did the sadistic litte punk bitch beat me up, and finish me? Avril #1 FanJan 07 2018 6:47am Well,shes holding you down with her knees on your arms,her legs level with your eyes,and her sweet little skirt up round her waist.i couldnt fight on after that,id def blow my load,what a sight! She would probably punch you in the face a couple of times just to show whos boss AnonymousJan 09 2018 4:09am Yeah, that's probably the way a fight with Avril would end. With the tiny bitch pinning me down, and beating me into submission. Either that or stomping me to a pulp with those heavy black boots she wears. Either way, I'd probably being bleeding and crying, begging the little punk bitch to stop. As brutal and cruel as Avril is, the thought of fighting her is really exciting! I'm not sure why. I've always dreamed of the little tiny bitch beating me up, in my little white underpants. Thanks for your prediction! Avril #1 FanJan 09 2018 11:40am Ex spice girl Melanie c a judo expert AnonymousMar 25 2018 4:03am Miniskirt girl celine dion would beat up mel.c in a fight AnonymousMar 27 2018 3:30am I'd like to see a fight between Mel C and my girl Avril. But, I'm torn over it. Mel C is much bigger, stronger and more muscular than Avril. Plus, like you said, she is a judo expert. Because of how lethal Mel is, I think she would really hurt little Avril. It might be hard for me to see Avril crying and in pain, as she's beaten by Mel. I saw Avril cry once, and I felt bad for her. On the other hand, part of me wants to see the arrogant little bitch get beaten down. Really punished for the people she's hurt. Avril #1 FanMay 09 2018 4:30pm Youre right mel.c would beat up avril.shes too strong and judo trained too! Cant pretend it wouldnt be a turn on to watch them fight tho! Avril and Britney Spears have a history of falling out.Avril would likely have beaten Brit,but Britney has gone fitness mad now,and a fight between them now id have Brit ahead.the thought of those two hot little bitches brawling certainly has me crosslegged! AnonymousMay 11 2018 8:57am Even though I have mixed feelings, I decided I would like to see Avril fight Mel C. Even though I think The little Canadien bitch would take a terrible beating. It would be justice to see a strong woman like Mel really punish and hurt the tiny bitch! I'll predict the fight as soon as I'm sure about it. Avril #1 FanMay 11 2018 4:01pm The fight: Avril ( 5'0" + 95 lbs) vs Mel C ( 5'6" + 135 lbs). Avril is her usual c*cky,disrespectful self,giving Mel the finger and swearing at her. Mel just glares at her,with pure anger and hate in her eyes. Mel, at 44 years old, is hard and muscular. 33 year lod Avril is much smaller and weaker looking, but she's very tough and fearless. Mel walks up Avril. grabs her by the hair, and slaps the little bitch as hard as she can. Avril, stunned and watery-eyed falls to the floor. Mel pulls her up by her hair, and punches Avril several times in the face. The little bitch is bleeding from her nose and mouth. Avril, laying on the floor,looks scared for maybe the first time in her life. But,the gutsy litte Canadien gets up and charges Mel, who throws Avril back down hard. Mel has a cruel look on her face, like she really wants to hurt Avril. Mel stomps on Lavigne's petite body, with her stiletto heels. She then pulls the bitch up again, and puts her in a bearhug. Mel is squeezing with all her incredible strength, as Avril screams in pain. Avril punches Mel, but her punches have no effect and heavily muscled Mel. Mel then releases the hold, grabs Avril by the hair, and punches her VERY hard in the face. Avril is a bloody mess and is crying now. Mel puts her back in the bearhug, and squeezes even harder. Avril is crying hysterically and begging Mel to stop. But Mel wants to really hurt the bitch for her disrespect earlier. So she keeps squeezing Avril tiny body until 4 of Avril's ribs start cracking! Avril tiny little ribcage is being crushed, as she's sceaming for help and ccrying for someone to help her! Haven broken several of Avril's ribs, and beaten her to a bloody mess, Mel is finally satisfied. She drops the little bitch on the ground like garbage. Mel spits on Lavigne and walks away laughing. Avril, meanwhile, is laying in a heap, clutching her tiny broken ribs and crying uncontrollably! Avril #1 FanMay 11 2018 4:31pm Wow avrilfan she sure got her ass handed to her!personally id think avril would get a lot more hits in against mel.shes a hard little bitch and shed not go down without doing her rival some damage. Mel is too strong for her but avril would kick her scratch and bite too.how do you think avril vs britney would go.i reckon thatd be a right old scrap AnonymousMay 12 2018 3:17am Maybe Avril would get in a little more offense against Mel, but I doubt it. Mel is all hard muscle. I don't think Avril's punches would hurt her at all. She's just too tall, muscular and strong for the c*cky little bitch. Avril is known for kicking and biting, so maybe she'd do a little more damage, but the end result would be the same. Mel would not only beat her up, but would really hurt the tiny punk bitch. Punish her! I love little Avril,and my ultimate dream is to fight her someday,even though the ferocious little punk would probably beat me. But I have to be honest. Mel would maul,dominate and brutalize little Avril. I'll predict Avril vs Britney soon. Should be a vicious fight between two total opposites! Avril #1 Fan.May 12 2018 3:39am Britney- 5'5" + 130 lbs. vs Avril - 5'0 + 95 lbs. True grudge match, as Avril has resented and hated Britney for almost 20 years. Avril, as a hard-core punk bitch, sees Britney as a prissy,blond sex symbol, and is determined to teach the goody girl a lesson. Avril is wearing all black. A tank top, a VERY short, tight mini-skirt, and her famous heavy black spiked boots. Spears arrives in a very short, skin-tight, sleeveless minidress and black stiletto heels. They both look deadly serious, but the hate in Avril's eyes is scary. Avril attacks Britney furiously,throwing punches wildly, as Spears attempts to cover up. Avril's vicious onslaught overwelms her, as several hard punches connect with Britney's pretty face. Spears falls to the ground, and the little Canadien bitch pounces. Avril stradles Britney, and rains punches down on her face, as Spears tries desperately to protect herself. Scared, Britney grabs Avril's hair and pulls her off her. Bleeding and hurt, Spears tries to get up, but the little punk is relentless, kicking Britney hard in the stomach. Avril, more aggressive than ever, statrs kicking and stomping Britney, who's scared by the viciousness of Avril's attack. Finally, Britney uses her superior size and strength to tackle Avril to the ground. She quickly wraps her muscular legs around Avril's head in an attempt to choke her out. Britney, who's very toned and strong, is sqeezing the life out of the tiny bitch. Avril is gasping for breath. Seeing no other escape, Avril bites deep into Britney's milky inner thigh,drawing blood. Avril's has a few vampire teeth that are very sharp. Britney,horrified, screams in pain and releases the scissor hold. Avril, with blood dripping from her sharp teeth,smiles sadisticlly at Spears'suffering. Britney, realizing she's not fighting a normal girl, is really terrified now. Avril is an animal who really wants to hurt the prissy blonde. Britney is bleeding and starting to cry, but not giving up. She punches Avril hard in the face,knocking the bitch down. Britney then kicks Avril and drives her spiked heel into her stomach repeatedly. They are fighting wildly now, as Britney realizes she's fighting for survival. They exchange punches as Britney's face is very bloody. Avril then scratches Britney's face to gain the advantage. Britney screams in pain, as Avril goes for the kill. More vionlent and aggressive than ever, the little bitch knees Britney between the legs, and Spears goes down. Avril then attacks like a wild animal, with kicks, stomps and punches. Britney,crying and helpless,gives up, but Avril ignores her cries for mercy and dishes out a brutal beating. Finally, as a final act of humiliation, Avril pulls Britney's little skirt up, to reveal her tiny white panties. The little bitch then bites hard into Spears beautiful ass, drawing blood. Spears screams in terrible pain, as Avril places her boot on Britney's ass, and raises her arms in victory. Avril #1 FanMay 12 2018 6:01am Wow avrilfan the little bitch sure went ape on sexy Britney! Those two are enemies alright,i wouldnt like to get caught between them irl!! Gotta say that just the thought of avril in one of her bumhugging little miniskirts and im dangerously hard! Her strong little legs are so hot! What a sight those two would be rolling and fighting on the ground. AnonymousMay 14 2018 3:36am It was savage,but that's what I think Avril would do to someone like Britney Spears. The sadistic little bitch would really hurt her. Avril has always hated prissy,blonde sex-symbols like Spears. The bottom line is, Avril is a hard-cor bitch, and Britney isn't. She has the cold, meaness and killer instinct that nice girls like Britney could never have. Plus,unlike Britney,Avril really knows how to fight. She's very aggressive,ferocious, and likes to hurt people. The violent punk bitch will do things like biting,that Spears couldn't do. Even though Britney is much taller,heavier and stronger,it wouldn't matter. Avril's fighting skills and ferociousness would overcome all that. The tiny Canadien bitch likes to beat people up! She's talked about it in magazines years ago. She's beaten up women and men before. She laughed about kneeing boys in the nuts. And then pouncing on them once they fall to the ground. As much as I love Avril,i'd be afraid of the violent litte bitch. Even though I want to take her on myself, I know I'd be risking a humiliating beating at her hands. She's 5'0" + 95 lbs of violent fury! Avril #1 FanMay 16 2018 2:57am When imagining that fight i was seeing Britney in the stunning dress she wore at the GLADD awards recently.never seen a skimpier or hotter dress! Look it up!Avril would certainly want to fight her if she saw her in that! Its hard seeing her get beat up looking so tasty,but i go with your take on the fight.whats your favourite outfit on avril? Told you mine is a tiny blue lowslung hipster miniskirt,bare tummy crop top and heavy boots. AnonymousMay 17 2018 4:01am Add a comment: Vote Results |
