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Would I have any chance to defend myself in a fight vs Beyonce Knowles

Question: I am a peaceful person and hate fighting. Especially I would never be able to hit a woman. However, I am wondering if a sporty girl like Beyonce Knowles would theoretically be able to own me in a fight. I am a 34yrs old guy, 5'9'' ft tall and weigh about 160 lbs. So, I am neither a short nor a slim guy. However, I am working out very rarely and am rather kind of couch potato. Furthermore I do not have a strong bone structure. For example my knees are somewhat weak and can easily dislocate. It is not a true handicap in real life but it makes me slower cause I have to pay attention on it so that I can't make movements that are too hectic or too uncoordinated. Uncoordinated moves and hectic moves could dislocate it. That means I could not kick very well and not very quickly. Another consequence is that if someone kicks me at the knee or even somewhere at the leg that it might dislocate. The same might happen if someone tried to jump me. I am not an experienced fighter and my arms are not very powerful either. When I saw the video ?ring the alarm? where the incredibly beautiful Beyonce Knowles was beating and especially kicking around in such a wild and powerful way, I felt somewhat uncomfortable. The same applies for her dancing and swinging her powerful legs in other videos like baby boy. It made me thinking if she used these skills in real fight against me, a coach potato and not in the best health, I would not be able to defend myself at all. Although she is a bit shorter than me (she is 5?7?) there is no doubt that due to all the workout and dancing she does she has more power in her whole body. I think she would even own me in boxing due to her arms are surely stronger than mine. But she would particularly dangerous due to the fact that she is much faster than me and because of her stronger legs. Her very strong dancer legs vs my vulnerable legs. If she really started attacking me with kicks I could only try to run away. I can already hear my bones crushing I am realistic and know that she has more power than me but I am even wondering if I had any chance against her, for example to manage to defend myself for a couple of minutes or if she if she could beat me up within seconds? What do you think? Could you explain why? Or am I maybe wrong and she is not that much stronger than me?
Created by: Sirro at 07:43:07 PM, Wednesday, July 28, 2010 EDT

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SHE WOULD KICK YOUR ASS!!! If not with HER POWERFUL LEGS (backed up by HER EQUALLY POWERFUL VAGINA), then certainly with HER TEN$ OF MILLION$ OF DOLLAR$ (that neither you nor I have!!!).

AnonymousJul 29 2010 1:49am

Look out for Toni Braxton as well. Although she is older, I am sure she could also be ONE ASS-KICKIN' DIVA!!!

AnonymousJul 29 2010 1:53am
Were you touching yourself when you described this fantasy?

AnonymousAug 02 2010 12:33am
She might win for the reason you stated. However, to rhender you helpless, she would have to be awfully big and powerful. If you are 5'9 160 lbs, she atleast would have 40 lbs on you.

AnonymousAug 05 2010 12:31pm
Thanks for answering! Sorry, considering my weight I was wrong. I weigh about 180lbs, surely much more than Beyonce. However, she has certainly much more muscle mass than me. I think it depends on the environment. If we were in small place not serving enough space to kick I would have a chance to stand longer, whereas in a huge area where she could attack me with her legs I would be rather defenseless. Many of these strong kicks could hurt my leg seriously

sirroAug 08 2010 9:58am
She could just wrap you up in her legs and squeeeeze

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