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Question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Created by: jessefork at 04:04:24 PM, Sunday, July 23, 2000 EDT

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what IS a woodchuck?

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Woman Dec 13 2015 2:54am
Sorry I couldn't find it before! Can you train calves with all my weight on one leg?!

weak!Dec 13 2015 3:43am
Yes definitely, i can do it easily

Woman Dec 13 2015 3:55am
Wow I feel really a child! I will have kilos and kilos of hard muscles lifting me up and down easily? !

weak!Dec 13 2015 4:39am
Haha, ya your weight comparing to me is like a child. My thighs will be able to lift u easily

Woman Dec 13 2015 5:03am
Yeah I guess you need more than that for a good work out

weak!Dec 13 2015 5:36am
Hahaha, you definitely not a workout for my legs. Maybe something for amusing

Woman Dec 13 2015 5:40am
oh wow,you havefun in this way with man?

weak!Dec 13 2015 5:42am
Ya or i lift him or slap him. But usually they would be my foot slave this the funniest thing to me

Woman Dec 13 2015 5:46am
well i guess if you are so bigger and stronger you like to be in charge so havin g guys on your feet is natural for you...what you mean lift him, how? and slap him?

weak!Dec 13 2015 5:47am
Lift them in all the ways cardle like babies or over my shoulder and squat. I slap them by putting them on my thighs and slap them or their asses by my slippers

Woman Dec 13 2015 5:50am
well close to that body mine look really like a baby in comparison, do you like to show them your strength?

weak!Dec 13 2015 5:51am
Sure I show them my strength. You're right I'm used for men by my feet, so now i have addiction to that. I can't sleep without having my feet kissed and worshipped

Woman Dec 13 2015 5:53am
can you tell me some of your strength show? like i dunno moving things they cannot or something like that

weak!Dec 13 2015 5:55am
busy?

weak!Dec 13 2015 6:08am
woman?!

weak!Dec 13 2015 10:28am
Sorry i was so busy this week in work

Woman Dec 18 2015 4:22pm
can you tell me some of your strength show? like i dunno moving things they cannot or something like that :)

weak!Dec 20 2015 2:22am
I don't know you, to say what are things that u can't move, but I'm sure that you can't push a car, while I can do it easily, and if it's a small maybe i can push it using my feet only

Woman Dec 20 2015 12:28pm
After I finished my busy week in work, i came home and ordered my husband to give me a good feet massage and a nice worship by sucking my toes, but he's so stupid after all these years he couldn't learn how to treat women's feet in a good way. So i beated him and then slapped him on his ass by my slippers and now he spent his weekend sucking and kissing my feet and toes.

Woman Dec 20 2015 12:40pm
You keep punishing and beating him as a baby? Was he crying?

weak! Dec 20 2015 3:09pm
Yes i have to. My feet is so important to me, I've addiction about it. Yes he was crying, because my slippers slap was so strong

Woman Dec 20 2015 3:12pm
I've a fetish to humiliate and control men. So i like to beat men and then make them my feet slave for a while. i can't remember any man who enter my house without kissing my feet.

Woman Dec 20 2015 3:26pm
You must be monstrously strong to be able to make man do this so easily

weak! Dec 21 2015 12:41am
Hahaha, yes i am. But i don't understand why men hate to do it. It's only kissing massaging worshipping my feet

Woman Dec 21 2015 1:13am
When i force men to do it after beating and spanking them, it gives me a great feeling and a motivation to keep getting stronger and stronger and muscular

Woman Dec 21 2015 1:29am
i would love to do it for you if you can show me constantly how weak i am compared to you, without beating just showing difference in size or strength

weak!Dec 21 2015 2:34am
Really that's absolutely great to find a weak man, who would like to worship and kiss my feet. I can lift you infront the merrier and flex my muscles to see how weak and small you are

Woman Dec 21 2015 2:39am
ahhh ow can you lift me? plus i thought i was strong from my size but you are showing me im not!

weak!Dec 21 2015 2:42am
Sure i can lift u. You'll be lifted like a baby to feel how weak you're.

Woman Dec 21 2015 2:44am
one girl once lifted me for couple of seconds and i fuind her very strong for her size but apparently you are well above the average woman, or man for instance!

weak1Dec 21 2015 2:45am
Yes i am. I lift two men at the same time. I think i can impress you a lot. Also I'll compare muscles with u a lot. We'll be naked so we can notice all the differences between us

Woman Dec 21 2015 2:48am
what is the main difference i woul notice to start with? two man at once? two of 50 kilos or 2 of 80 for example?w

weak!Dec 21 2015 2:50am
Two men of 80. Many differences I'm taller heavier muscular, but I think you'll be terrified from my thighs. Also don't forget you have to worship my extremely huge feet

Woman Dec 21 2015 2:52am
i told you i think it would feel natural to be on your feet if im so much weaker than you, not as a slave but as someone who understand his position, o you can lift two guys heavied than me off the ground>??!?! can you walk arounbd with them lifted?

weak!Dec 21 2015 2:54am
Sure i can walk and i can squat while I'm lifting them. You're so great your thoughts about knowing your position with me it's exactly what i meant. You're so near from being my perfect man

Woman Dec 21 2015 2:56am
you squat 160 kilos!!!!!!!!!????????

weak!Dec 21 2015 2:56am
Yes i did it 150 kg. i put everyone of them on a shoulder and squated. I was totally naked so they saw my muscles pumpping up my muscles we're exploding and the men were terrified

Woman Dec 21 2015 2:58am
or actually more cuz you weight 100 plus 160 of man and u told me is easy for you so i suppose you can do more!

weak!Dec 21 2015 2:58am
my max squat was on the gym with 20 kilos :( plus the bar total 30

weak!Dec 21 2015 3:00am
Haha, yes baby when it comes to squat I'm incredibly strong

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:00am
damn so im a light weight to squat? not even able to make you get tired?!?!

weakDec 21 2015 3:01am
Haha, you're so weak you shouldn't go to the gym, so u embarrass yourself. Stay at home and take care with my feet

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:01am
No to be little bit tired i need another man with u

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:02am
holy poo! you are hulk!

weakDec 21 2015 3:03am
Hah, yes i am. People call me hulk, monster and bull

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:04am
if u can really lift two man like me you are probably the stronger person i know, man or woman, and probably the bigger as well in terms of muscularity

weakDec 21 2015 3:05am
im curious to try so much strength

weakDec 21 2015 3:06am
Thank you. It's great to be I'm the muscular person on someone life. It means he'll fear me

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:06am
woman can you give us examples of you strength feats versus man in everyday s life?

p.l.oDec 21 2015 3:07am
i admire you a lot actrually you musto work very hard to be that huge and strong

weakDec 21 2015 3:08am
Yes we should try it. We'll both win. You try my strength and i get a man to be my feet friend. And my husband will win also because he won't be forced to take care of my feet again

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:08am
Yes I workout daily, train as boxer and wrestler. I'm sorry I'm at work now and i have my own gym. I can't think about daily incidents

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:09am
how about i take a shain, you hold one side and flex your bicep and on the other side i pull with all i have to try to oper your arm? can we try?

weakDec 21 2015 3:10am
Yes sure baby you can try anything as long as u my feet friends

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:11am
i am already your feet friend, of course i cannot try to fight you i know alreeady! i am not even able to move a weight you train with!

weakDec 21 2015 3:12am
You know what you look so weak and i love that. I think i can play with u like a baby

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:12am
play like a baby? such as?

weakDec 21 2015 3:13am
That's terrific. I wish if u dream about giving me a foot massage and worship

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:13am
Maybe put something on my hand and you try to open it, but you can't. Or i can lay down on the floor and lift u like a baby with my feet only. Mums make it as airplanes for their babies

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:15am
what you mean i cant open it?

weakDec 21 2015 3:15am
If I closed my hand you won't be able to open it, no matter how much you tried. Sometimes I challenge men just to lift my feet, but they lose also

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:17am
well but like not incidents just everyday reaction on your size or everyday occasion where you actually use our strength

p.l.oDec 21 2015 3:17am
you can grab my shirt and try to lift me and i have to oper your hand to avoid the lift ahahah

weakDec 21 2015 3:18am
When i go to the beach people just keep starting at me. They ask me if they can touch me or if i can lift them and i do it

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:19am
peoples ask you if you can lift them? why?!

p.l.oDec 21 2015 3:19am
Yes sure. But you won't be able to open my hand

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:19am
so i will get lifted? so humiliating

weakDec 21 2015 3:20am
Because I look like hulk

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:20am
You know your place. It natural for men to be humiliated around me

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:20am
i will look the feet leaving the paviment and than your satisfied face

weakDec 21 2015 3:21am
Sorry what did u mean

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:22am
i think if a woman so strong wonna lift me i just will watch my feet leaving the ground and since you are sooo damn strong if i watch your face you will be smiling knowing how easily you do that and how weak i can feel in that moment

weakDec 21 2015 3:25am
Haha, exactly you describe it so right. Do u have problem to be lifted naked by me

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:27am
well ihope you don t have problem lifting me!

weakDec 21 2015 3:28am
Haha, definitely not, you're a baby. But I like to do it naked as well its more fun that way

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:30am
very huge muscles working under my hands/? why shouldn t i agree?!

weakDec 21 2015 3:32am
That's great. Some men might feel shy, but it's great that you don't feel that way. I'll enjoy see ur weak body naked

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:34am
i will feel very skinny

weakDec 21 2015 3:35am
Yes, skinny soft and weak while you're touching my strong hard muscular body

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:36am
they re also very hard?

weakDec 21 2015 3:36am
Of course i'm full of muscles. I'm so hard woman even my boobs are hard. Men feel it when i lift them and feel how my muscles are, and know how weak they're

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:38am
you can use one arm around my waist and lift me? i will be compressed between your arm and torso, bit of overpressure for my body eheh

weakDec 21 2015 3:39am
Yes sure i can. I also lifted two men at the same time like that. I was playing with them my babies. Little pressure on your body isn't a problem. I'm afraid to crush other thing

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:42am
what you mean crush other thing? so wow the one arm strength is sufficient to make my body fly!

weakDec 21 2015 3:43am
Yes sure i'm so strong. I meant i can crush your private area

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:47am
no im a good guy why would you crush me?

weakDec 21 2015 3:48am
Haha, are u afraid to lose them!!! I'm saying I might crush them accidentally when I'm lifting you, especially that you'll be naked

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:50am
of course im afraid, camon your arm is so strong that you can crush my body?

weakDec 21 2015 3:55am
Haha, if u r good with my feet I'll try not to crash it. Yes my biceps is 19.5 and extremely hard. I'm sure you'll have bruises on your body

Woman Dec 21 2015 3:58am
Hey come on!! I'll treat your private area in a gentle way I promise. Hahaha, weak scared pussy men

Woman Dec 21 2015 4:10am
Wow 19.5 inches of muscles? ! Of course is easy for you to lift and squeeze. I bet I cannot break free even if you are holding me with one single arm

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:24am
Good you're back. I thought you ran away. No man can break free from me the minute i put my hand on a man he is totally mine

Woman Dec 21 2015 5:29am
I'm just at work so I can't reply immediately but your arm is enormous

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:32am
Ahh okay. Thank u, will u like to kiss it while it's flexed

Woman Dec 21 2015 5:36am
Cam i? ?!

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:39am
Yes sure. Not you can, you have to especially when I'm lifting you. All men have to do it

Woman Dec 21 2015 5:42am
It's a weird feeling kissing bigger muscles than your own

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:45am
Nooo, why??!! I think you'd enjoy it. You can think about it as a baby kissing his mum muscles, so it'll make sense that way

Woman Dec 21 2015 5:46am
Especially if they are so hard

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:46am
So i should be the baby and you the mum?

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:46am
Not only biceps every muscle in my body. My legs muscles are way harder and bigger

Woman Dec 21 2015 5:47am
Sure, you're the baby. I'll protect you take care of u, lift u feed u,

Woman Dec 21 2015 5:48am
Wow u like this stuff?

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:50am
You mean be a mum for adult men, i love it it's so great it comes third after having foot slaves and wrestle men. Do u like baby with me

Woman Dec 21 2015 5:52am
Well according to muscles and strength i look as a child anyways

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:53am
Yes you're. You'll be calling me mummy isn't this so great and cute. But i have to spank u sometimes when u disobedience

Woman Dec 21 2015 5:55am
Ah ah you can't

weak!Dec 21 2015 5:58am
I can't slap you!!! You think, i'll lift u threw u on the floor scissor u, sit on ur face so cut the breath out of u, then keep beating you. At the end i'll put u on my knees bring my big slippers naked u, and slap u in the ass

Woman Dec 21 2015 6:01am
Oh are you able to? ?!!!

weak!Dec 21 2015 6:06am
Sure i am. You'll be crying a lot like a real baby. My slippers will stamp on ur ass, while my ass will stamp on ur face. Hahaha

Woman Dec 21 2015 6:07am
Omg better not upset you than! You can make man cry just spanking? !

weak!Dec 21 2015 6:14am
Yes, i can cause u know I'm really strong and my slippers are really big, haha. Plus u don't want to see my ass chick on ur face every time u look on merrier. Obey your mummy

Woman Dec 21 2015 6:17am
Yes I will I'm scared now

weak!Dec 21 2015 6:23am
You should be scared. Most will be crying when they spent the night at my place. Anyway it's normal for a baby to be scared ftom his mum. But remember you can make me happy by licking and kissing my feet

Woman Dec 21 2015 6:26am
Do u have any experience in kissing licking, sucking worshipping massaging women's big feet?

Woman Dec 21 2015 6:27am
Not women like u not even kisses on muscles

weak!Dec 21 2015 6:29am
That's a shame, but i can train you. You like kissing muscles, my whole body is muscles even my ass. Hahaha

Woman Dec 21 2015 6:31am
Hope you have a big mouth so u can suck my feet and toes

Woman Dec 21 2015 6:32am
How can you train me

weak!Dec 21 2015 6:48am
I can train u to become a submissive man. Do u want that? I did it to many men

Woman Dec 21 2015 6:50am
But you can make me feel submissive just comparing our muscles eh eh. How you can do with big man which don't want to be submitted

weak!Dec 21 2015 6:52am
It's a process. First I wrestle him many times, every time i see him, i wrestle him. After i beat him many times, i make him sit on my house, and train him to be a slave. He'll be naked all the time, i'll make funof his small and weak body, lift him like a baby, make fun of his dick, slap him, sit on his face. Smoother him with my boobs, force him to spend hours by my feet, makes him walk as a dog behind me. Compare muscles with him all the time, show him that i can use him as weight for my training. Finally, i do something really naughty; forces him to watch me have sex with other man, this makes him feel like someone who lost his manhood. Hahaha

Woman Dec 21 2015 7:02am
So tell me, do u have a big mouth so i can put my on u?

Woman Dec 21 2015 7:03am
Yes enough big

weak!Dec 21 2015 7:25am
That's perfect. My feet can't wait

Woman Dec 21 2015 7:35am
You really do that to man? They always finish to be submissive?

weak!Dec 21 2015 7:44am
Yes sure i do it. Do u like it. This's shy my husband is the most submissive man on earth

Woman Dec 21 2015 8:00am
You use guys as training weight omg

weak!Dec 21 2015 8:04am
Yes I always do it. It's great for me and humiliating for them

Woman Dec 21 2015 8:05am
But I wish to kiss your flexed bicep. ..It seems so big I need both hands to try to squeeze or encircling

weak!Dec 21 2015 8:07am
You will kiss it a lot don't worry. You won't be able to squeeze it. Remember u have to fall in love with my feet

Woman Dec 21 2015 8:23am
I'm in love with the bicep already

weak!Dec 21 2015 9:04am
Good boy, but the feet are your rescuers. Hahaha. So do u wan be trained submissive man?

Woman Dec 21 2015 9:12am
My husband is telling you, don't wish to try my strength, or you'll end up like him right now, beated and forced to lick kiss and suck my feet and toes

Woman Dec 21 2015 1:21pm
Well with biceps so huge I can't try your strength I can just try how weak I am

weak!Dec 21 2015 3:47pm
Your husband was aiming to try your strength?

weak!Dec 21 2015 3:55pm
Hahaha, with my huge muscles you might faint from my muscles size only, hahaha. I love weak men. My husband at first was attracted to my strength and muscles, but now he fears women and muscles to the point where he couldn't have eriction anymore, and became useless man

Woman Dec 21 2015 11:45pm
He used to love muscle girls?

weak!Dec 21 2015 11:47pm
Yes but not anymore now he scared from them

Woman Dec 21 2015 11:50pm
Do you flex often for him? He touches your muscles? Can he squeeze any of them

weak!Dec 21 2015 11:54pm
Why he lost erection?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:03am
Sure he touches my muscles, but most he'd be on my feet, he's so weak he can't squeeze my boobs. He lost it because 2 years ago he tried to play the normal roll for a husband and start to order me to stop wrestling other men, saying that the woman who wrestle men other than her husband topless and order them to kiss her and worship her is a bitch!!! Can u believe that, and I really hate the jelouse man. So I became very violent towards him, also he was in the hospital for two or three times. Suddenly he became total submissive and couldn't have eriction, i took him to a doctor, he told me that he's so scared from me so he can't have any, and we can do nothing now. So i start to f*ck other men after I wrestle them

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:11am
Cam he squeeze them?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:15am
You kick him so badly that he went to hospital? ! Was hard for you?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:17am
My muscles no he's so weak to do that. My muscles are so hard

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:17am
Ah wow. While he tries to squeeze you ask him to try harder or joke with him like telling him how weak he is etc?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:18am
No it wasn't, i was doing it for two men at the same time. This was also why he lost his eriction, because he saw many other men crying under my feet, so he started look at me as a boss, mum or monster not a wife, so he couldn't have eriction

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:19am
Someone told me that trained muscles get bigger but also hard as stone . With mine never happened but apparently yours are like this?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:20am
I used to make fun of him, but after 5 years of marriage I stopped doing it. I do it with other men

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:20am
Yes and maybe harder. So be obtained baby to me

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:21am
So far you is easy to fight two man and send them to the hospital ?!

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:21am
You used to make fun of him...can you describe me how with some examples? So your muscles flex are harder than rock. .. wow I'm very impressed sorry for all these questions hope you don't mind

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:24am
Yes, but i used to send only one of them, so the second ome can spent the night kissing my feet, because I can't sleep unless there's a man doing it

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:24am
No that's alright but now I can't answer long question like that we can talk at night if u want

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:25am
Ok always i want to chat with you. .. so you think i can't squeeze your arm flexed for example but you can with mine?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:27am
Mine fully flex is 13.5 inches max

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:27am
Haha, sorry you're a joke. 13.5 is my biceps when i was 14

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:30am
What! !??

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:30am
You have more muscles in one bicep than both mine combined:(

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:32am
I live at 4th floor apartment, if I have to bring something heavy upstairs I have to call you if I can't lift it?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:34am
Haha, don't be sad, that's normal for a mum and a baby. We better not to compare calves mine are 20

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:35am
My things fully flex are 19 and calves 14.5

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:36am
By comparing seems really mum/son measures

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:37am
Yes we're. Hahaha. Due my size all men are either babies to me or slave, i can never have a man. Hahaha

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:19am
I can't believe that my calves are bigger than ur thighs. I just imagine how my under wear will look on u, it'll be so big you can use it as a t shirt

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:25am
Ah ah what you mean underwear

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:34am
My underwear; bra, or my ass underwear. Can you imagine how big they'll look

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:37am
Well your shirt is like a oversized for me for sure

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:39am
Haha, yes my shirt is absolutely. I've a lot of fun with my adult babies. I like to make them wear dippers. Hahaha

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:40am
Plus i think your ass is twice as big as mine so your underwear will fell down if you try to put it on me

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:42am
Haha, yes of course. I can cover you with my underwear when we sleep

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:43am
As you say seems your single arm is stronger than my whole body is almost scary. My biggest shirt would fit you like a second skin because of your oversized muscles

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:43am
Ah Camon your ass isn't that big. All muscle or is soft?

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:44am
Yes you're right. I love u when you are scared from me hahaha. I don't think any of your shirts my fit me at all, because of my boobs they're so so so huge. Like a cow hahaha

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:46am
No my ass is that huge, it's 49 inches, and I'll cover you with my underwear. It's muscles ass can u imagine when i sit on men face during wrestling what happened to them

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:47am
Huge boobs. ..mmmh. .. also your arms wouldn't fit...i can't imagine coming gym with you and do same exercises. ..my weights will look ridiculous close to what you are lifting. ..embarrassing

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:48am
Yes extremely huge boobs. You'll be a joke in the gym, i can add u to my weights. Hahaha

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:49am
Camon you have muscles everywere kinda bull not cow! If you ask me to hit you I would be the one being hurt because of your hard muscles

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:50am
How can you add me to your weights? Why a joke?

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:51am
Hahaha, yes you're so right. I have the muscles of bull and the boobs of a cow. Actually my belly isn't 100% muscles, but it's hard as well. Do u want to try my ass?? Haha

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:52am
A joke because you're weak useless man, with your extremely strong woman. I can put u above the machine weight

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:53am
You mean try hitting your ass or belly?

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:53am
I want to try to lift same as you once to see the results eheh

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:54am
No I meant to put your face inside it. Like what i do to other men in wrestling

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:55am
Which machine? How can you put me up there?

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:55am
Oh well no thanks if it's so big and so strong ill dieeeither crushed or smothered

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:56am
I don't know. I don't think you can fit above a machine i was kidding. Wanna lift same weights, yes maybe you can move these weights

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:56am
Why?? I make men do it. Anyway you'll do it anyway. And you'll clean it while we're having a bath. I'm the boss you can say nothing

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:58am
You mean move up and down or what? I thought you wanted to lift me in front of everyone in the gym and put me as a weight ...

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:58am
I can't say nothing cuz you are able to spank me as a child until i cry with real ease. ..

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:59am
Yes i can use as a weight that's so easy. But you'll be a total joke. Plus I only lift men naked. Haha, it's gonna be amazing

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:59am
Exactly, so you'll be in my ass and you'll clean it as well. Men are servent to me. I love control u

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:00am
I know some very strong women around the net topprove their strengths they lift guys overhead. Are you able as well? Have you ever tried? What's the feeling? What ,if you can of course , the guy lifted thought about this

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:02am
Many men now when they see my slippers they run away because they know what I'm going to do. You'll be like them

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:02am
I'm scared already you can make me cry just because you are home bored and wish to see howsstrong you are or how weak i am close to you

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:04am
Yes i do it, i lift them over my head and take them to the merrier and flex for them. I put them over my shoulder. But first i have to make sure that they won't be excited other wise it'll be weird to lift them naked

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:04am
Depends on how much you lift in gym i cannot even move from the ground one cm the same weight considering the size of your muscles

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:05am
I love scared men, hahaha. You'll see my slippers on your nightmares. I think you might be my second husband hahaha

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:06am
You can lift a person overhead? ? You are one very very very very strong women

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:06am
I am already scared

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:07am
Yes i can and i can flex and squat. But they shouldn't be excited at all

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:07am
Be more scared. The more the better. I'm going to marry u to scare u more. Haha

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:09am
Depending on how much you lift in gym i cannot even move from the ground one cm the same weight considering the size of your muscles

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:09am
If you marry me i need to bring you over house threshold like good husband but i think i can't lift my bride

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:10am
Sure you won't move it. You're such a weak man how u compare yourself to me

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:10am
Hahaha, no i lift men at the wedding night. And I'll lift to the bedroom as well. Haha

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:11am
Sems my max lift is not even a warm up for you. ..

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:11am
No I'm sure. Especially in leg muscles

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:12am
So u think you can lift the groom and walk up stairs with him still holded off the ground from your muscles?

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:12am
My max was some years ago 120 kilos now maybe 60/70 on leg press

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:13am
Yes sure i do it with many men. Then i can naked u and show u my muscled body

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:13am
Hahaha, my warm up is 100 my training is 500

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:14am
I would love to see you naked and flexing...i will feel very small. ..and I'll kiss every flexed muscles if you wish

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:15am
That's great. I bet you'd be one scared groom haha

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:15am
You lift 500 kilos? Is it your max or you can do it for some repetition

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:15am
No it's my training. Good luck marrying me haha

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:16am
Scared and ashamed especially if u can Carry me for some floors

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:16am
You're my lovely weak husband I'll lift u a lot. But I think you'll be so scared to have eriction as well hahaha

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:17am
So your max is more than 500! You are more than 5times stronger than me in the legs! 4 guys like me cannot lift as much as you can! ! Oh. M. G

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:18am
You're f*cked husband haha

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:18am
I have election often eh eh. .. i live 4th floor can you lift me up there?

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:19am
Sure, i live 5 and I'll lift u. Let's see if u'll have eriction after touching my ass

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:20am
You can put double my training weight plus my body on leg press and go for long time up and down cuz is light for those bull legs?!

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:20am
Omg 5 floor lifting me you will be tired but I'm impressed by your strength

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:21am
If you meet me and a friend of mine downstairs will you grab both and go upstairs? That is scary if you are that strong

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:24am
I was wondering if you'll have a children with your husband you'll do a family picture with your husband holding your children and you holding up the husband eheh

weak!Dec 22 2015 4:16am
Yes my strength in my legs is ultimate. I think i can lift u and ur friend. I lifted two men many times. The picture idea is really funny, but I think I'll put each one of them in a thigh. Anyway I don't think it's going to happen since I don't have sex with my weak pussy submissive husband

Woman Dec 22 2015 7:27am
I think ur husband would be very embarrassed

weak!Dec 22 2015 8:30am
Embarrassed from what, exactly?

Woman Dec 22 2015 8:41am
Do a pic as a child with his own children and wife lift both

weak!Dec 22 2015 9:17am
Hahaha, yes you're right. But I think he has more other things to embarrass him other than the photo. Being beated by his wife, kissing his wife feet, accepting the issue that his wife sleep with other men in the same bed.

Woman Dec 22 2015 9:35am
Yeah you are right. ..but still embarrassing picture

weak!Dec 22 2015 9:49am
Yes absolutely it's gonna be embarrassing picture, but i'll take it, if i had a kid somebday. Would you be embarrassed if you're my husband if i treat you like this??

Woman Dec 22 2015 9:56am
Yes a lot ;)

weak!Dec 22 2015 9:57am
Or you taking picture with me and you flexing once a year to see how bigger you get and how i cannot

weak!Dec 22 2015 9:58am
Really, hahaha. How what would you feel when i bring other men to wrestle to make them my slaves??

Woman Dec 22 2015 9:59am
I would ask you to do to them something and enjoy your strength and muscles without feeling pain

weak!Dec 22 2015 10:04am
That's great. I love open minded men. You're so great, can u imagine that my husband used to be jealous. You would enjoy me wrestling them? What do u want from me to do to them? Would u like to watch me making them my slaves??

Woman Dec 22 2015 10:34am
Oh yes I wish because I can see how strong you are without suffering myself

weak!Dec 22 2015 10:36am
OMG. You're the best man ever. You'll see me wrestling, beating, crushing, smoothering them. And I slap them as well. Then they you'll spend hours kissing massaging and worshipping me

Woman Dec 22 2015 10:38am
So i can ask you to do them something and you will?

weak!Dec 22 2015 10:40am
Sure, we'll have a lot of fun

Woman Dec 22 2015 10:42am
Ok so i ask you to spank him until he cry?

weak!Dec 22 2015 10:45am
Haha, yes sure. I can spank him until you say stop. But i'll be using my slippers

Woman Dec 22 2015 11:06am
Oh wow after spank can i ask you to overhead lift him for 5/6 times than but more spanking?

weak!Dec 22 2015 11:10am
Yes definitely that'd be my pleasure, i love lifting men. I can lift him in different types also. Men will be so embarrassed after being forced to be naked and have this red ass

Woman Dec 22 2015 11:14am
They will pray me to let you stop

weak!Dec 22 2015 11:15am
Hahaha, yes but when I finish from beating and spanking them, they'd be my slaves. I wanna get my pleasure

Woman Dec 22 2015 11:18am
So i can't ask you to stop

weak!Dec 22 2015 11:23am
No i own all men in my house including you, i stop when i want

Woman Dec 22 2015 11:24am
You stop when you want? What do you mean

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:31pm
I stop beating men, when i want. I'm the boss and men are the slaves

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:45pm
Me too?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:45pm
Yes, but as long as u give me a good foot massage and not criticising for bringing other men into the house I won't be tough with u

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:49pm
I will wathever you ask!

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:51pm
Hahaha, good boy. You'll be one submissive husband, but I'll be good strong dominant wife as well. I have question, do u think if we get married you'll enjoy watching me f*ck other men??

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:53pm
Being funked you mean? As husband I will as well have sex with you?

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:55pm
Yes you'll f*ck me, if u keep your eriction hahaha. Both f*ck and being f*cked. Will you enjoy it

Woman Dec 22 2015 12:57pm
I don't know if i will enjoy i never been on the bed with someone like you

weak!Dec 22 2015 12:59pm
I'm sure you'll enjoy it when we're together, but will u enjoy seeing me with other man. Maybe not f*cking me only kissing my feet or my ass while you're watching us and the three of us are on bed

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:01pm
Yes!

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:03pm
Wow, I can't believe it. You're really a great man. That's amazing, I don't know what to say describe to me how u prefer to see me with other men

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:04pm
You destroying them and seeing your huge muscles compared to them

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:07pm
That's a thing i can do it easily. I'll do it for u daily my great husband. I'll bring every night a new man and maybe two. Which part of my body you'd want them to kiss or lick

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:10pm
Your calves and feet and I want the biceps

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:19pm
Wow, that's so great. I really really want u to be my husband. Can u imagine that me with 3 weak naked men on bed after beating them; one kiss my feet the other my hage calves and u my biceps

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:22pm
Would you like to flex for me while I kiss your enormous biceps?

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:26pm
Definitely it will be flexed. For u i'll flex my all muscles

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:28pm
You like to see me kissing it?

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:29pm
Hahaha, absolutely i love it when men kissing my muscles, especially if there were another one kissing my feet.

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:30pm
Can i also squeeze very very hard and kiss?

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:32pm
I feel so submissive to your size of muscle

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:34pm
Yes sure. You can you're my baby submissive husband squeeze as much as u want I'm sure that I won't feel a thing

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:34pm
So you think that you just will enjoy me touching your bicep but no pain from the squeezing

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:35pm
You should you're submissive to me. Wait me 20 min, so i can continue chatting

Woman Dec 22 2015 1:35pm
I'm here please don't forget about me

weak!Dec 22 2015 1:36pm
Hey I'm back. My submissive husband. I told my husband that I'm getting a nes husband hahaha

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:06pm
Can you tell me something that happened to you in everydays life when your strength was required my muscular bulletin wife?

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:09pm
Yes, once our car wheel went down, so we had to change it. Our car is a four wheel car, so the car wheel is really big, my husband and his friend couldn't change it, so I change it and lifted two wheels at the same time

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:13pm
Or some reaction of men first time they see your size or your flex muscle

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:13pm
Well a wife so strong is useful in case of broken car! Your husband cannot lift a weel alone?

weak!Dec 22 2015 2:15pm
No he couldn't. I can be useful to u in many ways. Many men open their mouth when they see me for the first time

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:16pm
When this poll reach 300 comments it'll be closedso we should move to the one immediately under this one

Woman Dec 22 2015 2:18pm
Ein Mädchen aus der Nachbarschaft war damals auch sehr, sehr stark. Ich war 15, fast 16, und sie war 14, als wir uns kennengelernt haben. Sie ist mit Ihren Eltern und ihrer kleinen Schwester in unsere Siedlung gezogen. Wir haben uns, mit den anderen Kindern aus der Siedlung, immer am Spielplatz getroffen. Mir ist als erstes ihre Größe aufgefallen. Ich war etwa 1,75m und sie war bestimmt 1,80m groß. Zu ihrer Figur konnte ich da noch nichts sagen, weil es Winter war als sie eingezogen sind, und wie wir alle sehr dick angezogen war. Wir haben aber immer viel rumgealbert und etwas rumgerangelt. Da viel mir schon auf, dass sie für ein Mädchen, dass auch noch jünger war als ich, sehr viel Kraft hatte. Als es dann wärmer wurde und wir endlich wieder Sommerkleidung tragen konnten, habe ich erst ihre Figur gesehen. Wir waren diesmal alleine am Spielplatz, weil die anderen da unterwegs waren oder andere Sachen zu tun hatten. Sie hatte ein ärmelloses Oberteil an und eine kurze Hose. Sie hatte extrem breite Schultern und dicke Arme, an denen ich die Adern am Bizeps und Unterarm sehen konnte. Ihre Beine waren auch sehr durchtrainiert. Sie hatte auf jeden Fall viel mehr Muskeln als ich. Zu der Zeit wog ich gerade mal 62kg, war also eher schmächtig, aber ich hatte auch einen recht guten Bizeps. Ihr ist aber auch mein Blick auf ihren Körper aufgefallen, sie hat dazu aber nichts gesagt. Wir haben dann wir immer etwas gequatscht und waren wie immer. Dann fragte sie mich, wie viele Klimmzüge ich schaffe. Da hatte sie mich, ich konnte gerade mal einen. Ich sagte ihr, ich kann 5, und versuchte dann das Thema zu wechseln. Darauf ließ sie sich aber nicht ein und wollte dass wir das hier ausprobieren. Also musste ich ja doch ran. Ich stellte mich an die Stange am Spielplatz und habe versucht alles zu geben. Mit Mühe habe ich gerade mal einen Klimmzug geschafft. Sie lachte mich aus und sagte, ich zeige dir mal wie das geht. Sie ist an die Stange gegangen und hat 10 Klimmzüge gemacht. Ihr Bizeps war so aufgepumpt, das habe ich noch nicht mal bei den sportlichen Jungs aus meiner Klasse gesehen. So wie das aussah, hätte sie locker noch weitere 10 geschafft. Dann kam sie zu mir und sagte, wusste ich doch, dass ich viel stärke bin als du kleiner. Ich konnte darauf gar nichts sagen, so schockiert war ich. Dann wollte sie mit mir wrestlen und zeigen wie viel stärker sie ist. Ich habe versucht von ihr weg zu gehen und gesagt ich muss nach Hause, aber sie hat mich aufgehalten. Ich hatte nun doch etwas Angst vor ihr. Als ich gehen wollte, kam sie von hinten bei mir an und griff um meinen Bauch. Dann hob sie mich hoch und trug mich zum Sandkasten. Auf dem Weg sagte sie noch, du bist ja noch leichter als ich dachte und wollte wissen wie viel ich wiege. Als ich ihr dann mein Gewicht sagte, lachte sie nur und sagt, das sind ja über 10kg weniger als ich wiege und schmiss mich in den Sand. Dann stand Sie mit den Händen in den Hüften über mir und sagte, dass ich aufstehen soll. Nun standen wir uns gegenüber, sie größer, schwerer und bedeutend muskulöser. Sie meinte, darauf habe ich schon seit unserer ersten Begegnung drauf gewartet. Ich hatte zwar schon im Fernsehen Wrestling gesehen, aber ich wusste nicht was ich machen soll und vor allem bei dem Gegner. Sie kam auf mich zu und wir packten uns an den Händen. Ich war sofort auf meinen Knien und hatte den Kräftevergleich verloren. Sie ließ mich wieder hoch und nahm mich in einen bearhug. Ich konnte meine Arme nicht befreien und meine Beine baumelten in der Luft. Ich habe kaum noch Luft bekommen und mir tat alles weh. Wie konnte sie nur so stark sein? Sie ließ mich wieder in den Sand fallen und ich konnte mich kurz erholen. Ich versuchte wieder aufzustehen, aber da griff sie mir schon am Bauch und hob mich kopfüber hoch und trug mich durch die Gegend. Sie ließ sogar einen Arm los und trug mich dann so weiter. Sie hob mich mit einem Arm noch höher und fasste mit dem anderen Arm an meine Schulter und schmiss mich so in den Sandhaufen. Ich war jetzt schon k.o., aber sie hatte gerade erst angefangen. Ich sag zu ihr hoch und sie spannte ihren Bizeps an. Oh mein Gott, ist der groß, dachte ich nur. Ich hatte ja auch einen Bizeps, aber im Vergleich zu ihr war der mickrig. Ich hatte 31cm Oberarmumfang, aber sie musste mindestens 36 oder 37cm haben. Sie hat mir wieder hochgeholfen und dann mit einem Arm zwischen meine Beine gegriffen und mit dem anderen an meine Schulter und mich hochgehoben und ist mit wieder eine runde gelaufen, als wenn wir Zuschauer haben, und hat mich wieder zu Boden geworfen. Das macht solchen Spaß, sagte sie dann zu mir. Ich wollte eigentlich nur noch weg und hatte Angst, was sie mit mir anstellen will. Ich hatte gegen ihre Kraft null Chance. So was habe ich noch nie erlebt, noch nicht mal die starken Jungs aus meiner Schule haben so viel Kraft wie dieses Mädchen. Sie hat mich wieder hochgezogen und mich dann mit dem Rücken nach unten auf ihre Schultern gelegt. Das tat so weh, aber ich konnte mich nicht wehren. Zum Glück hat sie mich dann wieder in den Sand geschmissen. Ich habe die ganze Zeit gebettelt, dass sie aufhört und ihr gesagt, dass sie gewonnen hat und viel stärker ist als ich. Sie lachte nur und zog mich wieder hoch. Sie packte mich mit beiden Armen unter den Achseln und hob mich mit ausgestreckten Armen hoch und hielt mich da. Dann sagte sie zu mir, das machen wir jetzt öfter mein kleiner und ließ mich wieder ein Stück runter, um mich dann wieder hoch zu heben. Sie machte das ein paar Mal, um ihre Kraft zu beweisen. Dann setzte sie mich wieder ab und hob mich wieder auf ihre Schultern. Sie sagte, jetzt will ich mal was ausprobieren und fasste zwischen meine Beine und an meinen Brustkorb. Dann hob sie mich noch höher, bis sie ihre Arme durchgestreckt hatte und ich nun über ihrem Kopf hing. Panisch griff ich nach ihrem Arm, der sich unglaublich muskulös anfühlte. Sie lachte und ließ mich wieder zu Boden. Dann sagte sie, spann deinen Bizeps an und ich tat was sie wollte. Sie lachte über meine Muskeln und sagte, so sehen Muskeln aus und spannte ihren Arm an. Ein dicker Bizeps füllte ihren Armen und dicke Adern kamen zum Vorschein. Wir verglichen unsere Arme und ich kam mir wie ein kleiner Junge vor. Ihr Arm war so viel muskulöser und größer als meiner. Ich konnte es nicht glauben, ich wurde so gedemütigt von einem Mädchen, einem so starken Mädchen. Zum Schluss zog sie mich noch einmal hoch und fasste mit einer Hand an meine Kehle und mit der anderen unter meine Achsel. Und dann hing ich schon wieder in der Luft, sie hielt mich nur mit einem Arm am Hals fest und lachte. Dann schmiss sie mich in den Sand und sagte, ich freue mich schon auf das nächste Mal. Dann spannte sie zuletzt ihren Bizeps an und ging dann los.

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