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do u need a babysitter??

The Problem: hey people i am . i would luv to babysit ur kids!! don't matter wat age i will babysit cause i really need the money and i am proud to do it so post me a comment and i will write u back or wateva! luv, Smatney

Asked by: smatney at 11:08:06 AM, Tuesday, May 16, 2006 EDT FLAG

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o ya like we wud trust sum could-be pedo with our ren...this is so not the place to offer ur babysittin services

fxyddy;i'b May 18 2006 5:11am FLAG


Well, it depends, do you have large breasts?

Mach 3 May 18 2006 9:23am FLAG
No,but I have advice you should put a ad in a newspaper instead.

helpy May 19 2006 3:09pm FLAG
I mean can I bum your father

Mach 3 May 22 2006 11:46am FLAG
No, way, man! I got there first! Let me at him!

korn1 May 22 2006 3:09pm FLAG
Sure, I hate my kids! Just make sure you sit really hard, I want to see the blood on your ass.

Mr.Cosmopolitan May 22 2006 8:25pm FLAG
well i have a thirty year old son and hes still breast feading so you have to let him suck on your tits all night long.

korn1 May 24 2006 3:39pm FLAG
R U serious would I ever let my stay home with you. If you aren't crazy then you shouldn't try to find a job on a advice line especially as a babysitter. R U crazy! LOL you are so funny. WOOOOOOO!

Hotmama May 25 2006 2:30pm FLAG
And of course by son I mean me! And by your tits I mean your mothers or grandmothers.

korn1 May 25 2006 5:26pm FLAG
you sick bastard TWAT

Anonymous May 26 2006 4:53am FLAG
And of course by TWAT I mean penis. Because I have such a small breats, depending on wether i'm male of female

Anonymous May 27 2006 1:50pm FLAG
take care of mine telephone is 718 641 01 01

Anonymous Jul 03 2006 3:32pm FLAG
if u have a baby and you can sit you can babysit

Anonymous Jul 12 2006 2:15pm FLAG
hey u anonymous u know ur num if it is urs is out to everyone how would u like it if we all just call it a 100 times a day..

me Jul 15 2006 11:57pm FLAG
Mr.Cosmopolitan i traced the sourse of your comment and called services think before you speak

Kelsey Jul 17 2006 8:16pm FLAG
Kelsey...thats the most retarded thing ive ever heard. Even if you were to someone how spend the time to trace his IP to an acual adress...how do you know if he even has kids? Its obviously some imature 8th grader or freshman or something

KelseyIsReallyStupid Jul 23 2006 4:15am FLAG
Haha, yeah Kelsey you are really stupid. At least she's concerned, right though? I mean, I bet Kelsey would be a whole lot sorrier if she didn't trace Mr.Cosmo, especially if it turned out he did have kids.

I.G. Batti Jul 30 2006 1:10pm FLAG
Hey!

Spiffeh Jul 30 2006 1:13pm FLAG
another dum ass group with ass holes who dont know what they hell they are talking about

Anonymous Aug 01 2006 2:58pm FLAG
mmmm seem like day by day each group are getting dum to dummer

J.P. Aug 04 2006 5:45pm FLAG
sorry if I nned a sitter I wouldn't pick a ****ager and someone I dont know well

Terry Aug 09 2006 1:33pm FLAG
Ya the only reason Mach wants to know about how large your breast is because she wants them because her tits are so tiny she can't even find them LOL

JP Aug 09 2006 1:34pm FLAG
Hey! My tits are a D cup! They're fucking huge!

Mach 3 Aug 31 2006 1:21pm FLAG
LOOOL ya in your dream March if anything is big on you its your mouth with all the that comes out of the pie hole

Anonymous Sep 02 2006 11:00am FLAG
Hay Anonymous that was good line and u are right about that one

J.P. Sep 02 2006 11:02am FLAG
Ha ha, that was really funny! Oh wait... to be funny by saying March on purpose, that's just being stupid.

Mach 3 Sep 02 2006 7:38pm FLAG
oooo so I hite the r button get over it you lish dum ass cow by the way im the only one talking about you so get off yourself. U are the one who was tearing peopel down how do u like you dont do then stop talking crap about people and maybe it would stop till that time im not stop till you learn to knock the out huh Mach. your trouble is that you know i know how you play you head games and you dont like it that the truth is coming out about you.

Anonymous Sep 03 2006 7:58am FLAG
That was the most sh to annoy one person.

Mach 3 Sep 03 2006 5:43pm FLAG
just like what you where doing long before us now its your turn How do you like and if anyone is Queer its you but it time for you to face up to it your feel better once you do.

Rose Sep 04 2006 1:39pm FLAG
Ya Mach why dont you just come out and say it We all know you are so Queer but all you are doing is hiding behide us thinking that name calling us will make you feel better mmm hasnt work yet hasnt it. Like Rose sadi why dont you just come out and say it and maybe you bitterness will go away

D Sep 04 2006 1:42pm FLAG
Who Queer? Mach for real. Thought he was kind odd

Anonymous Sep 04 2006 1:43pm FLAG
ya Mach Queerer then a two sided wooden penny is.

J.P Sep 04 2006 1:45pm FLAG
hay would you baby sit Mach The only trouble is that he is on the Queer side. His mother would like to go out for the night but does trust Mach She scear that she might come hom with him ing another guy

Anonymous Sep 04 2006 1:47pm FLAG
naaaaa i dont need a babysitter but i think Mach needs a better view point of life

D Sep 04 2006 4:16pm FLAG
Fine, if you guys really want me to seem gay, go on and fantasize. I know what your thinking! Your thinking about me being *****! Sick freaks! That's why you want me to be gay so badly! Your obsessed about other men being homosexuals, so you would try to peer pressure them into being gay for you! I'm sorry, it won't work on me, peer pressure bounces off me like D bounces from man to man, you serial dater, you.

Mach 3 Sep 05 2006 7:54am FLAG
Ohh Man now im going to have a nightmares for months with that thought in my head GODDD get some clothes on Mach the thought of you being nake turns everything upside down yuk

J.P Sep 05 2006 1:43pm FLAG
Hay Rose give him one of your dresses I dont even want to look at him I agree with JP YUKKKKK

D Sep 05 2006 1:44pm FLAG
So you want to see me in a dress now? You just love to treat me like a "barbie" in your mind. What the hell is the matter with you? Your disgusting.

Mach 3 Sep 05 2006 5:34pm FLAG
lol! those fagits! LOL!!!

utopiamann Sep 05 2006 5:35pm FLAG
MACH YOUR THE ONE WHO WANTS MY DRESSES NO ONE WANT YOU IN A DRESS WE TRYING TO MAKE YOU INTO A MAN YOUR THEN ONE WHO LIKES BEING A WOMAN

MYOB Sep 05 2006 5:52pm FLAG
Aha, so you are Rose? I got something out of that.

Mach 3 Sep 08 2006 9:19pm FLAG
you knew i was from the start so dont are so dum But once more you might not be actting dum but is

Rose Sep 11 2006 7:19am FLAG
mach what are you doing know attack rose because no one ealse would give you the time of day

Anonymous Sep 11 2006 1:06pm FLAG
Uh...yeah. That's because i'm the biggest jackass on this site.

Mach 3 Sep 13 2006 1:25pm FLAG
Talking about yourself Mach gezzz your mother toled me that your middle name is Jack ass

D Sep 19 2006 5:40am FLAG
You all know my middle name is Jack Ass, that's how cool it is. Well, my friends middle name is Wolf, but it's just a little cooler than "Jack-Ass".

Mach 3 Sep 21 2006 12:39pm FLAG
someone who is happy to have that has part of his name isnt well at all

Anonymous Sep 22 2006 6:07am FLAG
He isnt well Mach need to put away for good He is only actting like this to get a come back from us Mach doesnt understand much in getting along with noramle people awwwww dont we feel sorry for him NOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rose Sep 22 2006 6:10am FLAG
If I got along with you people, I would have to be stupid. You have to have the basic same thought process as the other, and i'm way above people like you. I get along with Spiffeh and ShiningFire and cronic and I.G Batti because they are smarter than you people. You are bottom level low-lifes who can't spell for shit.

Mach 3 Sep 22 2006 2:23pm FLAG
what the are you talking about ehre spelling and your are just has bad. So dont go there till you have Poof

Rose Sep 23 2006 9:34am FLAG
Holy cocnise data batman. Lol!

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