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How can i seduce my mom?

The Problem: Iam very attracted to my mom but I'm very nervous to make a move on her, does any one have any ideas on how i can seduce my mom, if so tell me (and male)

Asked by: vad at 04:14:04 PM, Tuesday, May 20, 2003 EDT FLAG

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well, i gotta say its weird bein attracted to yer ma! but every1 is different aint they? so id jst tell her straight!

helpful guy May 21 2003 10:08am FLAG

You are a crazy sonofabitch. What the !

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if u want to know how to s his mom and sister all the time 2257 38

Anonymous May 30 2003 2:05pm FLAG

hey, i wanna bang my mom 2, so dont feel so bad. i wud lick her tang every day if she wud giv me head. and i know 4 a fact that if i just put a move on her it wud work. peaceout

silkyc Apr 22 2007 8:38pm FLAG

contact me at windowsafe2005@yahoo.com i will give nice advice and experiance

h Nov 25 2007 3:57pm FLAG

OK THATS JUST W3IRD

PR3CIOUS Dec 15 2007 9:46am FLAG

behave like a baby. lots of cuddles, gently dos it

Anonymous Dec 25 2007 5:24pm FLAG

hey man, ur not alone, iv wanted to bang my mom for 6 years now

fjkaldflkj Jan 09 2008 9:06pm FLAG

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tipu Jan 22 2008 6:10am FLAG

i was jerkin my gerkin one day and mom caught me and hour later i tryed again and my bed was squekin so she walked in a again i pretened like i fell asleep she sat there and watched my wang two days later i was goin at it like a monkey and passed out i woke up with my shorts back on and a note that sed wen ur done come down stairs. i went down stairs she was layin there sleepin in a see thry bra and panties. it was so hot i took a pic with my fone which woke her up. she sed she so my wang and sed it was huge i wanted to mount her right there. she sed u know if u want i suck you off when ur dads not home. or when u have a sick day from school. i wus in heaven and still am. boy do i luv my mom . she can go so deep i taped that once she squirted so far across the room ugh i luv it

anoyihsa Jan 24 2008 11:49am FLAG

I wanna do my mum. Shes got the body, great big boobs and a round butt. Glad to see i'm not the only one

Rusk Jan 25 2008 5:46pm FLAG

YOU BUNCH OF SICK MUTHERFKKKERS, HOW BOUT YOU GET A GIRL FRIEND & LET ME K YOUR MOM

MATT CHURCH SULPHUR LA 70663 337-9-2375 Jan 31 2008 1:13pm FLAG

I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN THINK OF SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT...I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU SO I CAN BEAT THE HECK OUT OF YOU

MC Jan 31 2008 1:14pm FLAG

PLEASE GET HELP FROM A SHIRK

MC Jan 31 2008 1:15pm FLAG

HERE IS MY MOMS ADDRESS........YOU DIRTY BASTARD, I FORGOT YOU KK YOUR ON MOMS

Anonymous Jan 31 2008 1:17pm FLAG

Whats with all the hate. If you love someone you should be able to make love to them. No matter what anyone says I still wanna my mum

Rusk .. again Feb 13 2008 11:05am FLAG

what you do is start to make out with her, kiss her neck then rub her boobs kiss them and after that finger her then put your d*ck in her then ass and do it over again

mom Feb 22 2008 6:27pm FLAG

use chloroform you motherer

monster Mar 22 2008 1:39pm FLAG

i also want to become a mother er.can anyone help me? send me at kalyank.sundar@gmail.com

motherer Mar 26 2008 11:26pm FLAG

I would ed by me if i knowed how to ask her to have sex. If any of you out their can: mgnbrndnpatricia@aol.com

kyle Mar 28 2008 2:26pm FLAG

i would

Anonymous Mar 28 2008 2:29pm FLAG

Anonymous Mar 28 2008 2:30pm FLAG

dude you are EER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEROBI Apr 23 2008 10:44pm FLAG

Hello man. I feel you here. I have wanted to have sex with my mom for most of my life. I love her. I love her body. I cant stand to go over her house alone because I know that I could make love to her. And I have this thing about when she wears black pantyhose. She is so beautiul. She is forty three and I am twenty one. She looks my age. It is so hard having a beautiful and sexy mother.I hated growing up hearing how sexy she was. It taunted me extremely. She has perect perky c-cup breasts. She has long auburn hair. She has a dark golden bronze tan. She is two inches shorter than me. She is very flexible. I heard her having sex one night and it turned me on so much. She let me rub her leg one day and it drove me insane. When I was younger, she was wearing pantyhose and i rubbed her fet on my crotch. I rubbed her feet alot. They are perfect feet. I sucked her toes and licked them when I was younger. The wierd thing is that she did not stop me. I love sneaking peaks of her breast and up her skirt and shorts. I love when she wears revealing and sexy clothes. She looks so young and beautiful. So I hear you brother, I hear you. I am looking for advice as well on how to seduce my mother. Please help me at drdrew86@msn.com. thanks

Sonny Drew Apr 30 2008 10:32pm FLAG

You sick, sick bastards! Your mother gave birth to you and you wanna her? Are you serious? You need serious help!!!

Mel May 09 2008 10:41am FLAG

What is so wrong with wanting to make love to your mother? To us she is simply the most beautiful, sexy woman on the face of the earth!

dave May 27 2008 8:32pm FLAG

i AGREE completely. If it is consensual then there is nothing wrong with it. three words for you. ADAM AND EVE. they populated the whole world. The bible is full of incest. It is not wrong. It is a creative action, not a destructive one. Unless youre talking about rape. Thats a whole new breed of meatball. So enjoy your mother. I sure as hell enjoy mine.

Rickk May 27 2008 8:34pm FLAG

Da , son u disgust me and the rest of u r sick bastards

Your Mom Jun 08 2008 6:40am FLAG

u stupid asswhole..yall nothing but a waste of spurm..

tai Jun 08 2008 6:35pm FLAG

one night when she is really drunk tell her u just wanna hang out maybe watch some tv in your room ya know...well when she is laying down with you just start sweet talkin her all nite like ur sexually dumbfounded for her.. If this doesnt work (you will know if it isnt)talk to her about how you are sick of being a virgin tell her you need to know what you are doing for when you need to she will catch on if you are devoted....Again if this does not work talk to her about your manhood if you know what i mean tell her u want her opinion just so you know if she is interested in the conversation just whip out your snake and say well what do you think?If she says small act sad she will give it up for sure.If she says big tell her that she is lying and your last girlfriend broke up with you because you could not pleasure her once again your mom will give it up....and if none of the above work wait until she passes out and slowly start rubbing her carpet half asleep and she will most likely wanna get some hot dog in her taco ;) if u simply wanna a BJ continue to rub her cha cha eventually stick your member by her mouth until she wakes up with a stick in her mouth moms love this at least my mom does shes said she enjoys waking up to wet pantys a mouthful Everyone who reads this know it works trust me i have used them all on aunts my sister my fine cousins of course my mom it works dont be nervous ur mom cant hate you and she probally will like it add a little spice to your moms life and sex life...

seduction king Jun 08 2008 8:51pm FLAG

da hell ur a freak ing all your family u r a sick bastard wat ya gonna do now huh ur dad u sick

420 Jun 09 2008 3:00am FLAG

have sex with ur mom than come here and say how ed up it is. dont knock it till u try it.

motherLOVER Jun 10 2008 10:45pm FLAG

HEY THE PANTYHOSE STORY IS HOT DUDE. I WISH MY MOM WOULD GIVE ME A FOOTJOB IN BLACK PANTYHOSE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEDDY KUTSALOT Jun 10 2008 10:46pm FLAG

god i cant take it anymore!!! I want my mother!!! oh my god I really have to give it to her.

Damon Jun 15 2008 1:44am FLAG

Dude i understand everything...but..if shes drunk and i fail in all ways then what...my mother always seems to remember stuff whens she was drunk i dont get it... What do i do?

Anonymous Jun 17 2008 11:14pm FLAG

wait if you guys hate this so much why are you at this site?

Anonymous Jun 17 2008 11:18pm FLAG

why are there so many of us here looking for advice? does anyone know where we can get some real advice from maybe some people who really have succeeded? Is there not a real mother son site where they share their advice?

D_Mn Jun 21 2008 1:15am FLAG

HER PIMP she will love it just use cholorform

Anonymous Jun 21 2008 6:16am FLAG

hahahahha

Anonymous Jun 24 2008 4:11am FLAG

hahahha ur so pathetic

Anonymous Jun 24 2008 4:11am FLAG

dude i want u to me hard plz baby <33333333333333333333333333333 <33333333333333333333333333333

JAKE Jun 24 2008 4:18am FLAG

oh yea love jake smooches

JAKE Jun 24 2008 4:19am FLAG

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JAKE Jun 24 2008 4:47am FLAG

someone needs to direct me to real answers.

ferse Jun 29 2008 4:44pm FLAG

You all are super discusto

JAKE Jun 30 2008 1:54pm FLAG

ure all a bunch of sick bastards that should be locked up and have ure d*cks and balls chopped of

lil'A Jul 05 2008 7:46am FLAG

If you think this is bad why are you guys on this site any way?

Anonymous Jul 20 2008 12:59am FLAG

yo, what up i luv my mom ill suck her tang that's just me ill beat her butt if she'll let me any advice so that i can

MARC$$ Jul 24 2008 10:18pm FLAG

i want to do my mom she got great tits and a great ass i wish i could tell her or just get in the bed with and do her im so freakin rite now i wont to do her any advice

the man Jul 30 2008 5:00pm FLAG

I firs had sex with my mom ,one nite.She was sleeping with a button up top with a thin skirt and no panties.I used to scope her out alot before when she would bend over cleaning the floor.I would sneak up behind her and look up her skirt.In the summer she'd have no panties.There were times when she thought we all the left house ,but I'd stay behind to watch her shower.She has such a sexy bodacious body that just turns me on to the wildest of wicked thoughts.She has the sexiest tities and ass I've ever seen.So anyway about that nite she had went sleep so tired and had taken some stong meds to relieve her.So I slowly unbuttoned ner top and skirt and opened them to expose her heavenly body.I slowly lifted her ever so sexy legs and parted them widespread.My c*ck was the hardest can be.I gently touched her slightly moist .This time we came all over each other as I hung on to her curvacious hips as I pumped her full of my cum again.She was moaning with horniness and didn't want to stop as her tits bounced back and forth.She didn't want the nite to end and got me going all over again.This time she straddled and mounted me and we came all over each other like we were made for esch other perfectly.We were home alone,so we fell asleep and slept in the next morning and had more hot and juicy sex til noon.Now my sexy hot mom and I have the best relationship a mom and a son could ever have.Its heavenly the best ever for the past 9 yrs.

Sonny Aug 07 2008 4:56am FLAG

I want to lick my moms pretty feet and suck on her tiny toes. Then i want to her feet.

d*ck Aug 21 2008 9:59pm FLAG

I want to shoot cum all over my moms ass.

d*ck Aug 21 2008 9:59pm FLAG

Yo i wanna my mom but she believes in morals how do i get away from all that warvdramon@hotmail.com

Anonymous Sep 26 2008 2:51am FLAG

i wont to bank my mom so hard from behind and i wont my sister gemma to give heam to me

anonymous Oct 11 2008 12:54pm FLAG

i wont to bank my mom so hard from behind and i wont my sister gemma to give head to me

anonymous Oct 11 2008 12:55pm FLAG

I want to my mom so hard and long. i know how you fell.

Anonymous Dec 20 2008 12:50am FLAG

omg i dont believe in that kind of stuff but man thats hot

freak Apr 09 2009 12:59am FLAG

my mom has 36C tits, nice ass and she is hot as hell. i want her juicy call 7790 0794, or call if ur up for hot phone play

ronny schatz Apr 27 2009 4:55pm FLAG

Reading all these stories makes me want to stick my 10 inch d*ck in her her 36C tits, all while Im dressed in womans clothes

Anonymous Apr 28 2009 12:53pm FLAG

hey i've a;ways wanted my moms p*ssy too real bad...ia there any real sure fire way to approach or get her to say ok and do it?

Anonymous May 08 2009 11:32am FLAG

I don't know if I'm laughing because this is disturbing, if I know you guys are being truthful, or if I want to try to help. Most likely all three. :) As long as you're not younger than 18 when your mom agrees I don't think there would be much moral problems. Although sometimes your mom will always think of you as her baby boy/girl (hey I'm not one to judge, you're free to be what you want). So your fantasies may be in vain. Either way try to make sure she is happy, if you upset her enough she could completely kick you out of her life. And I'm sure that would crush your silly little hearts :) so do try to avoid that. (p.s. I'm a girl not a guy.)

Critter May 18 2009 1:11am FLAG

Thos is the most discusting thing i have ever saw...I don't care if your mom is Hot..She gave birth to you, how could you want to ever have sex with your Mother. You all will burn in Hell for this. You sick ASS perverts. Are you just so ing ungly you can't find a woman that wants your sick ass. You defenitly won't find one now. You Guys are discusting..

Anonymous/ur GROSS May 20 2009 5:39pm FLAG

damn my mom is always drunk and asleep i try to suduce her in her sleep and she wakes up and pull her pants up and falls asleep again i was like dammit dude email me JAMILORTIZ@yahoo.com

assassin Jul 13 2009 8:37pm FLAG

you know what you guys are digusting what if YOU got your mom preganet and she keeps it you guys are sick get your butts some other sexy woman to seduce.And if your mom lets you even touch her in that way she sick also. your pillow or sumthin anything but your mother

Anonymous Aug 28 2009 12:59pm FLAG

If may say, i told my mom how i felt and she was shocked and then saw my boner. She smiled and said " do u really want me?" I told her yes. She smiled with a sexy face and grabed the droped my shorts revieling my 9inch c*ck. We had sex at least 4 times a day for the past 3yrs. Then wen i was at work she called me and said to come home cuz she needed to talk. When i got home she told me she was pregnate. I was shocked, but i didnt care and we decided to keep the baby. We had a baby girl.. A year after we had the baby we decided to get maried. We got maried. We still have sex every day and she wants another baby, but who am i to argue with my wife,the women i love. My mother.

joey castro Apr 09 2013 1:34am FLAG

vCHP3o Fantastic blog article.Much thanks again. Fantastic.

HHVsZHXwqq Oct 23 2013 5:02pm FLAG

What does it mean if my mom bent over in front of me on perpas and sometimes she rubs her ass on my d*ck when i walk by

IG21 Feb 21 2014 5:43pm FLAG

Can yall give me am answer

IG21 Feb 21 2014 5:53pm FLAG

Every one does what's right for them. Without caring what others think. So why should you. Right or wrong should be personal decisions you should make for yourself. Not your friends. Not your family and not the law. Remember. Interacial marriages. And homosexuality were once against the law. And what's so wrong with making love to someone. Who will love you forever. Girls will come and go. But your mother will love you. Till the day she dies.

think about it Apr 14 2015 1:52pm FLAG

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ETvndpFgDEeu May 29 2015 8:19am FLAG

its funny all the people threatening that they're freaks, but what else can you expect with society the way it is, without this society it wouldnt be a problem

thugnugg May 31 2015 1:04am FLAG

hey i want my mom bad what should i do let her check me jerking or just massage her the go for it

isaiahtaylor Sep 11 2015 6:08pm FLAG

Ignore everyone that is calling you terrible names and all that. My advice could be easy enough, just follow these steps. 1) Make sure this time is around your birthday. 2) If she asks "What would you like to do for your birthday?" Or "What would you like?". Say "All I want is the greatest kiss from a great mom. 3) The next day, Ask her to do some practice kisses. (Every hour.), Make sure every one gets more light. Do this until 2 days before your birthday. 4) 2 days before your birthday!, now whenever she is in a room ALONE, just rap your arms around her waist or thighs. 5) Hug her, then ask her for more practice kisses. 6) Later, say your cold, and ask her to lay with you on the couch or something. 7) Ask her to where a Nightgown, or robe. 8) Practice kiss some more, BUT start touching her above her blouse. 9) Cuddle with her on the couch, watch a movie to get her to sleep. 10) Birthday! Ask her for your present. ) When she starts kissing, touch her in more sexual areas, so she'll know.. ) Hopefully this worked!! In shorter ways withought steps: Ask your mom for a birthday present. Every day do practice kisses with her, every time gets more "touching". On your birthday, start kissing her and touch her more sexually.

SimpleAsThat Feb 27 2016 10:28am FLAG

The way I suduced my mom,I just walked out with ahard on and asked her to play with me and whipted it don't

Anonymous Mar 27 2017 3:23am FLAG

I want to . please help me.

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