The Problem: R,P,B,N,Pp.
Bas hum 5 dosto k liye ye folder bana raha hu. Post ur jokes here. 1 baat aur yaha par koi kisika ya apna naam nahi likega. Mind it.
Thanks.....
Asked by: Pandit.ji52 at
12:15:02 PM, Saturday, October 01, 2011 EDT
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Advice
Manegment Teacher: student tell me an example. In which man makes a fault and the bussiness will stop for a long time.
Pp: When a Callgirl becomes pragnent, the bussiness will b stop for 9-10 months surely.
Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se- Tum Itni Sundar Ho, Me Tumhe Kya Kahu. Bahar Khada Uska Baap Bola- Beta 1 Bar Use Ma Kehde, Baki Me Dekh Lunga !!!
PpOct 01 2011 4:31pmFLAGGoLu-MaiNe BiWi Ki YaaD BHuLaNe Ke LiYe sHaRaB Ki BoTLe Ka SaHaRa LiyA!
MoLu-FiR kya hua?
GoLu-BeHeNcHoD, LUND BoTTLe Me Hi FaSs Gya !!!
PpOct 01 2011 4:33pmFLAG1 Bar Snta Shirt Utar K Balcony Me Khada Tha. Padosi- Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest H? Snta- Arey Ye To Kuch b Nhi, Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal hi Ho Jayega !!!
BOct 03 2011 6:31pmFLAGFriends Post your jokes & comment here.
PpOct 04 2011 11:25amFLAGEk bar santa gali me ja raha tha, aur achank pair fisal kar kichad me gir gya, pas se ja rahi girl jor se hansi aur boli: uncle "Dag achhe hai" Santa:- madrchod Dag itane hi achhe lagte hai, to 'wespar' kyo lagati hai!
BOct 06 2011 3:50amFLAGCinema holl me movie chal rahi thi, achank ek bacha jor se roya,: aunwayein-aunwayein aunwayein. Pichhe se kisi ne aawaj lagai: abe iske muh me boba dab! Bache ka baap:- kon madarchod bola! Pichhe se kisi ne fir aawaj lagai:- abe dusara iske muh me dab:
BOct 06 2011 4:07amFLAGEk ladki ne apni maa se puchha, maa ye maire dango ke beech ye lakir kya hai.? Maa boli: beti es lakir ko bandariya kehte hai, kuchh dino bad ladki apni badi behan se boli:, didi meri bandriya ke bal aane lage hai! Badi behan hans ke boli: pagli teri bandriya ke to bal hi aane suru huye hai, meri bandriya to kaila muh me lenkar sabut kha jati hai!
ROct 11 2011 6:25amFLAGEk ladki ne apni maa se puchha, maa ye maire dango tango ke beech ye lakir kya hai.? Maa boli: beti es lakir ko bandariya kehte hai, kuchh dino bad ladki apni badi behan se boli:, didi meri bandriya ke bal aane lage hai! Badi behan hans ke boli: pagli teri bandriya ke to bal hi aane suru huye hai, meri bandriya to kaila muh me lenkar sabut kha jati hai!
ROct 11 2011 6:30amFLAG bacha hai tu nadan,pakad le apne kaan,land fak ke maruga,nikle jaygi jaan.
raviOct 18 2011 11:30amFLAGmy aunts used to come up at me at weddings and tell me "you're next". they stopped doing that after i told them the same thing at funerals
guys and gyalOct 18 2011 5:41pmFLAGa woman was going to the pet cemetery to bury her dead cat. she entered a bus and told the conductor:"i have a dead "
the conductor then replied "sit with my wife , u both have alot in common
fentyOct 18 2011 5:43pmFLAGEk pagal bazaar me nanga ja raha tha, uska hathiyar kafi bada tha, usko dekhkar ek aurat boli: ye lo desh kya ghanta tarakki karega sale kam ke log to pagal hai.
BindassOct 19 2011 1:13amFLAGGirle to shopkeepar:- itana chhota pars aur kimat Rs.2500 shopkeepr: are beti ye pars lund ki khaal se bana hai pyar se hath fairate hi ye faikar sutkes ban jata hai!
ROct 19 2011 1:19amFLAGEk murde ka dard:- Patharo ke ghar mei rehne wale pathar dil ban jate hai, Jhopadi mei rehne walo ke aksar ghar jal jate hai. Humara to aasiyana hai jameen ke andar,
Gali ke kutte bhi tang utha ke salami thok jate hai...
PpOct 29 2011 4:13pmFLAGKala Hubby 2 Wife- Dekho Mai Chahe Jaisa B Hun Par Bacha 1dum Sundr Hona Chahiye, W: Dekho Ji Choice Is Urs, Bacha Ya To Sundar Hoga Ya Tumhara Hoga
Yours friendOct 31 2011 8:20amFLAG
Biwi Ne aam Khaya Or Zor-2 Se Breast Hilane Lgi.
Pati Ne Poocha Ye Kya Kr Rhi Ho? Biwi Sharma Kar Boli:-Jee Mai Apke Liye Mango Shake Bana Rhi hu.
PpOct 31 2011 8:21amFLAGSuhagrat K Bad Dosto Ne Puchha, To Galib Bole- Gum To Ye Hai K Haq Ada Na Hua, wah! Wah!
Gum To Ye Ha K Haq Ada Na Hua, K Ain Waqt Par, Galib Ka Khada Na Hua
PpOct 31 2011 8:23amFLAGDena hai lund daan me, dena hai lund daan me, "e dost" hai kai chut bhyaan me? Agr nhi hai to yeh gam ka ghoont bhi pee lenge, teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge
SNov 06 2011 6:26pmFLAGMaine pehan liya aap. R.b.p.n.pp kon ho hi, friends. Rajeev.bindass.prince.neha.pandit. Hai na dosto.
PoonmNov 06 2011 6:30pmFLAGPoonam ye post mere dost ne jock ke liye banaya hai, plz yanha bat mat kro, karana hai to koi jock add kro taki mere dosto ko khusi mile.
PoonamNov 06 2011 6:35pmFLAGZindgi sundar hai, par mujhe jeena nahi aata. Har chiz me nasha hai par mujhe peena nahi aata, wo mere bina jee sakte hai, sirf mujhe hi rajeev ke beena jeena nahi aata.
Po?namNov 06 2011 6:45pmFLAGZindgi sundar hai, par mujhe jeena nahi aata. Har chiz me nasha hai par mujhe peena nahi aata, wo mere bina jee sakte hai, sirf mujhe hi rajeev ke beena jeena nahi aata.
Po?namNov 06 2011 6:45pmFLAGJante hai sub fir bhi anjan bante hai, isi tarah wo hume pareshan karte hai, puchhte hai humse ke hume kya pasand hai, khud jawab hokar bhi ye sawal karte hai,
PoonamNov 06 2011 6:53pmFLAGKuchh na kisi se bolange hum, bus tanhai me chup chap ro lenge hum, ab need to ankho me unke bin aati nahi, jab mout aayegi to jee bhar ke so lenge hum.
PoonamNov 06 2011 7:09pmFLAGKya joke marte ho mere yaro ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . Maja a gaya yar
Play boy PrinceNov 09 2011 7:52amFLAGSanta- chodan chodan sab kahe chod na koi paye, jab chodan k bari aaye to lund khara na hoe
banta- tu sayar nahi sayar ke bhatije ho tu phate huye condun ke natize ho...
Rohit singhNov 10 2011 2:59amFLAGEk sadhu baba gali me se ja rahe the, tabhi unke uper ek bra aake giri, baba uper muh karke bole, : he bhagwan ye tera kaisa anyay hai aam koi chuse chhilke hum pe fenke.
RajeevNov 10 2011 4:55amFLAGEk bone ki suhagraat thi room me ghuste hi biwi se bolo:- chal jaldi ghodi ban biwi boli:- sari to utarane do itani bhi kya jaldi hai! Bona :- madrchod darwaje ki kundi marani hai teri gand nahi.
RajeevNov 10 2011 5:01amFLAGRaat ke 2 baje kisi ne neta ji ko fone karke kaha :-sale teri biwi ke gand nahi hai kya? Neta ji gusse se :- han hai sale aur bahut badi hai, caller :- to bhen ke lund desh ki kyo mar raha hai!
RajeevNov 10 2011 5:14amFLAGEk ladki jaa rahi thi side se ek byk nikli.
Ladki: marega kya
boy: mood to nhi hai par degi to mar bi unga
Piy@Nov 12 2011 8:49pmFLAGEk rape case wasim bhai ke area mein ho gya. Wasim bhai ne ladke se poocha:kya kiya tha tum ne? Boy:ladki ne khud apne ghar bulaya. Main nahi jaa raha tha, maine socha wasim bhai ka area hai.fir wo mujhe kiss karne lagi,maine socha wasim bhai ka area he.. Usne apne kapde utare maine phir soch wasim bhai ka area hai. Wasim bhai gusse mein: wasim bhai ki maa ki chut.aage kya hua?. Boy bhai maine bhi yahi socha our kaand kar diya
Piy@Nov 12 2011 9:07pmFLAGJinke pass hai wo haat me leke hikate hai. Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai.. Bolo kya? Dirty mind. It is tooth brus.
Piy@Nov 12 2011 9:14pmFLAG
Girl: na chedo ladkio ko paap hoga. Tu b kisi hasina ka bap hoga!. Boy: khuda kre teri bat schi ho jo muje bap kahe wo teri hi bachi ho!
Piy@Nov 12 2011 9:18pmFLAGPiya you are so sweet n sexy i like u.
RajeevNov 12 2011 9:19pmFLAGShayri...fizaon k badle ka intzar na kar. Andhiyon k rukne ka intzar na kar. Channel badal aur ftv laga le bacha... Espn pas sania k jhukne ka intzar na kar
PiaNov 16 2011 11:04amFLAGKelewala-gaand phaadu kele lelo.. Ladki -wow!! Gaand phaudu kele! Kitne ka hain? Kele wala-850 rueey ke 6 ladki-kya? Kele wala-q? Fhat gyi na gaand?
RajeevNov 26 2011 12:35amFLAGEk gori ladki kali ldki se. Tu itni kali kyu h? Kali gussy me: mein kali hu teray bap ka kya jata hai.. Gori boli:mere bap ka jata to tu b gori hoti.. Antstent
RajeevNov 26 2011 12:40amFLAGPanjab me ek sanema hal me ek movi lage thi.liken ek problm thi.movi esi thi.ki jis ke sir me baal na ho wo ganja ho wahi ye pikcher dekhe ga.ek sardar ji bole are yaar ye pikcher meno dekhni hai.jese tese sardar ji tikat leye.jab hal ke andar ja kar bethy pikcher shoro hoi.thodi der bad tekat chek karne ke ley ek adme aaya.wo admi sab ka tekat pharta our ganjy sar me hath pherta.sardar je dar gae.jalde se apna sir seet ke neche kar ke apna pent khol deya.our neche se tikat pakdaya tikat pharty he jab us ne hath lagaya our bola.sale sar par ek bal nahi hai.our mang etni gahri nekalta hai.
AkashNov 27 2011 9:13pmFLAGgirl- he bhagwan ladko ke land ko thod sundar banao.
god-itna ganda banaya hai tab bhi choos leti ho sundar banaunga to kha hi jaogi.
poojaNov 30 2011 5:10amFLAGsanta ki sadi huyi aur wo bahut dino baad apne suhagrat wale kamre se bahar nikla to uske baap ne usase pucha baap.. Beta kya baat hai badi lambi inning khel kar aaye hai. Santa ma chuda gayi duniya pahle ye batao ki andar tel ki jagah fevicol ki botal kon rakh kar aaya
Play boy princeDec 12 2011 9:25amFLAGBra kholne par parvat milta he panty kholne par khai milti he lakh dard ho parvat par chade bina raha nahi jata aur khai me gire bina maza nai aata
Play boy princeDec 12 2011 9:29amFLAGKya bat hai bhai.
RajeevDec 14 2011 6:03amFLAGHAHAHA I HAVE A JOKE OKAY WHAT DID ONE BALL SAY TO THE OTHER BALL THIS GUY IN THE MIDDLE IS A REAL d*ck!!
AnonymousDec 20 2011 6:28pmFLAGWhat do you call a dear with no eyes... No idea!! What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?... Still no idea!!!.... What do you call a bunny with a bent d*ck: s funny! What did the midjet say to the woman: your hair smells nice!!!... What do you call a donkey with three legs?: a wonkey!!!m.. Why are pirates, pirates?: because they arrrrrrr
amberDec 30 2011 2:39pmFLAGwhy does bitches like amber gets popular on likelike
seanscunninghamDec 30 2011 6:21pmFLAGEk baar 1 pleen m 2 yang aadmi our ek bodha aadmi thye. 1 bachca 9 yers jo ke safaar kar rhe thye.achanuk pleen me koch kharabi aagaee.ettafak se pleen me peyrasot 4 thye.pilot ko lekar 5 aadmi the.pilot ne kha mojhe etni jaldi nhi marna hai.ye khkar wo ek perasoot lekar nechye kood gya.ek admi bola mojhy bank ka istolment jama karna hai.ek bola mere ma bemar hai.kah kar ye loo neche kood gaye.boddha bola beta tum es desh ke bhavish ho m chahy aaj maro ya kal meri zindgi kitni hai.tum jawo beta nechy kod jawo.ladka bola nhi aap v chalye.ek uncal jaldi bazi me mera basta lekar kod gaye hai.
daniaFeb 03 2012 3:07amFLAGek ladka mila jis ka body ek bomb tha.
Jab me chut khole to us k land ka size kam tha.
Yaad.
adviceFeb 03 2012 7:12amFLAG(KAFI INTARESTING BAAT HAI. JO KI HAKIKAT HAI) 20, me Amireka me Obama koch logno ke samny speech de rhye the.dosri taraf London me ek birthesh ladka unka speech tv p un ka bhashad dekh rha tha. Us ko koch bantny theek lage our koch nhi thek lage.wo wotha our Obama ko mel kiya ap ki ye baat shi hai our ye baat galat dobaara yese batny na karny.Obama ko gossa aaya our wo Amerika se london polis ko phon kiya our us ladky ka pasport p Amereka ke leye blach point pasport pe mara ab wo birtish ladka kvi nhi Amerika ja sakta hai.ladky ne Obama se kha m pori donya me janwno ga Amereka nhi janwo ga to mera kya ukhad jaye ga.mera london tery amereka se kam hai kiya ja Obama ja.
KamranFeb 06 2012 6:12amFLAGyaar koi ladke hot baat lekh 8 pm k baad mera land khada ho jata hai me roj ik bar muth marta hu.
yaadFeb 06 2012 7:47amFLAGYad beta is post me coment mat kr nahi to 8pm ke bad teri gand bhi khuli ho jaya karegi
RajeevFeb 20 2012 3:57amFLAGrajeev beta tere gaand me sare k sare sms dal kar na es foldar ko he band kar du ga.age se papa lakhna .pyar se bolta to khair, qk risty me hm tumary baap lagte he naam hai.....
yaadFeb 20 2012 7:11amFLAGGadhe hai wo log jo feb ko propose karte hai
mere mano to1st aprail ko propose karo
maan gy to cool nhi mani to april fool
what&idea sir ji
A aMar 25 2012 9:51amFLAGmohabat jin ke maan main un ke dono haath lund main vividtravelor@yahoo.com only girls contect for jokes
vividApr 13 2012 5:29amFLAGlagata hi poonam ko ziyada ghamm milay hain
vividApr 13 2012 5:30amFLAGYaad beta baap se nai ulajhte ..ye last time bol raha hu...nai To gand ko Godam bna dunga.
aditya bhartiJun 16 2012 8:52pmFLAGrajeev ---- tera ma de fuddi saleya,teri behan da gussa parya.behan da fudda khana.teri maa aur behan ki choot chat hu sale.teri behan ki choot ko thook lga k choda.teri behan ko mai sele nange krke gond mari sare sarer par hath fera aur gand choot mari sala mera behan da fudda.
khasam teri maa ka--tera baab.Oct 31 2012 9:16amFLAGkoi chodne dega kya
papaAug 12 2013 9:10amFLAGOQRdsq I really liked your post.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.
mtklIyKcsvnZFCSqrSep 12 2013 11:33pmFLAGsXJ4tY Im obliged for the blog.Really thank you! Want more.
MOMbIFDzhSep 24 2013 4:20amFLAG: Sardar Amrood bech rha tha
1 tery jsa shararti Lrka aya or bola
Sardar g Amrood vich kera te ni?
Sardar:
Puttar a Amrood a
teri Bund nai...
Hahahahaha...
AsifOct 06 2013 11:29amFLAG20ki larki ka herat angez dimag.
1 larki ne aPnay
RIGHT bazu Pe "C" likwaya.
Aur Left bazu Pe "L"
1 larkay ne Pucha ye kia hai.
To larki ne kaha ye lika howa hai "COOL"
Larka.wo kesay?
Larki ne aPni qamez or brazer utar ke kaha ab Parho
C ( . ) ( . ) L
(',')
<)(> DimaG dekH UsTaD
AsifOct 06 2013 11:35amFLAGDekhna Chaho Jo Hamare Pyaar Ko,
Tu Aao Kabhi Itwar Ko,
Neechay Karo Shalwar Ko,
Moh Karo Deewar Ko,
Ander Lo Hathyar Ko,
Aankhay Aayen gi Jab Bahar Ko,
Tab Samjho Gey Hamare Pyaar Ko.
"TO"
Aa Rahay Ho Na
Phir is
{"ITWAR" Ko.}
AsifOct 06 2013 11:37amFLAGFACTS:
1=1 Luqma 7sec K bad pait mein phnchta hy
2=Insani bal 3kg tk wazn utha skta hy
3=Hr insan Ki naak ki Lambai us K hath K angothy K brabr hoti hy
.
.
.
Baad mein napna
.
4=Aurten mrdon ki nisbt ziada palken jhapkti hn
5=or apka dhyan abi tk naak pr hi he
Chlo Nap Lo, k0i nhi dekh rha
AsifOct 06 2013 11:39amFLAGSuhag Rat Ko 1 Tattay Ko Red Aur 1 Ko Blue Paint Ker Lein *
*Agar Larki Ki Taraf Se Ye Response Milay K Oh Wao Aise Colorful Tattay To Aj Tak Nahi Dekhe To Samajh Jana Beta K Seal Khuli Hui Hai.
(Veena Malik Ki Kitab Tatton K Rang Phudion K Sang
AsifOct 06 2013 11:41amFLAG1 Buzurg Se Kisi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Zameen Pe Q Soty Hn
Qurban Jaon Us Buzurg Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt or Mukhtasir Jwab Dia
.
.
Tu Bund Deni Ay Manji Tay?
AsifOct 06 2013 11:42amFLAGSexy Poem(GiRL)
Main teri bahon me Aana chahti hon
Apne Lips Tere Lips se milana chahti hon
Apne gore tan se utar k sab Kapre
Main tere Bistar ko Sajana chahti hon
Tuje apni chaati ka Nazara dikha Kar
Usye tere Hathon se Dabwana chahti hon
Apni dono Tango ko thora sa Khol Kar
Apni Sharamgaah mein Dikhana chahti hon
Meri Sharamgaah ko Sehlana tum Zuban se
Aaj isKa Lutf B me uthana chahti hon
Tere mazboot hathyar ko choose kar
Apne he haton se dabana chahti hon
Muje tum Bistar pe leja kar Masal dalo
Apna Kanwarapan me torwana chahti hon
<Chal Kaka Teri Te Muth pakk
AsifOct 06 2013 11:43amFLAGQ: Ek Aurt ek ghante mein 40 roti
bana sakti hai
.
to 3 aurten mil k ek
ghnte mei kitni rotia bana lengi?
.
Ans:-
Ek vi nai!!
gllan e ni moknian.
AsifOct 06 2013 11:44amFLAGSaheli: Tumharay Shohar ko Kuttay ne kaat liya tha,
ab kaisay hain.?
.
Aurat: Waisay to theek hain,
Bus Chodtay kam aur Soonghtay ziyada hain.
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